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B4 C19: A Secret

When I finally woke up, I was sore. 

Given my recent less-than-optimal sleeping conditions, that wasn’t too abnormal. Quickly, however, it became clear that this was no mere muscle sti...

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B4 C18: Clocking Out

This should not prove overly difficult, yes? As Tess flew off into the distance, Verin took stock of their situation. While she would not deny feeling more at ease with Tess around, her ab...

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B4 C17: Break

Throughout the entire palace, not once had I let the others help with the fighting. While there’d been some cursory attempts on their parts to help out, I’d shut them down quickly, not willing ...

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B4 C16: Palace-y

I couldn’t, in full honesty, say that sinking through the sand ranked on my top ten worst experience list, though that wasn’t for lack of trying. I could only be thankful for the small number o...

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B4 C15: Sand

Given that all of my experiences in the desert thus far had been fairly brief, there was something that I hadn’t fully appreciated up till now.

The desert was hot.

A simple fact on th...

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B4 C14: Desert Preparation

Our grand excursion into the desert was agreed upon and set in stone, but rather than jump into it immediately, we decided to prepare a bit. And in this case, by “we,” I was strictly referring ...

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B4 C13: Like Crab

Sand. I’d never been a particular fan of the stuff, and that was when I’d visited pleasant, summertime beaches. When it came to monster-infested deserts, my dislike of the gritty substance was ...

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B4 C12: Keeping Busy

It was hard to say when the exact moment I woke up was, if only because my waking state wasn’t all that far off from being asleep. Much as I’d feared, the utter cessation of stimulus was enough...

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B4 C11: Forced Rest

The day after my outing, Verin cornered me to float the idea of group monster fighting. With how easily I’d dealt with all the gryphons, she imagined if the other two accompanied me, it would be ...

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B4 C10: Storage

Up until now, the only time I’d seen new class skills was when I’d grabbed the skills leading up to them. To that end, I’d expected maybe one new option for my recent purchase of Status R...

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B4 C9: Healthy Coping Mechanisms

Having expected some level of pyrotechnics already, I wasn’t disappointed when cracks and fissures formed along the massive block, all of them emitting the same eerie purple glow I’d come to as...

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B4 C8: Home

Building a house, in the end, was not an overly difficult task. Or, at least it wasn’t depending on the type of house. Had I needed to adhere to local building codes and wire in electrical lines ...

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B4 C7: An Impromptu Excursion

As time slipped by, the following days came and went. It would have been nice to say that I suddenly gained a great burst of energy, cheerfully chatting up the others. In truth, even the thought of...

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B4 C6: Ascendant

Ascendant

You have surpassed the limits of a standard, non-enhanced member of your race in every dimension. Your body and mind have been baptized in and ...

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B4 C5: Empty

Sensation crashed into me all at once, the unfamiliarity of it sending pulses of terror through my body. A glimpse of an unfamiliar man with unnatural reddish skin. Who was he? I squirmed away from...

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B4 C4: Stuck

The room, or perhaps more aptly, holding cell, that Sett found himself in was nothing if not boring. Large, sure, but outside its ridiculous size and the spell circles etched into the granite floor...

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B4 C3: Regicide

AN: By all rights, this should be today's basic tier chapter, but it seems to already be marked as available, so I unlocked chapter 4 instead. Did I unlock this on Thursday, or has this bee...

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B4 C2: Friends of Little Xan

The underground tunnel was everything one could ask for when it came to spooky old wizards. In fact, even to call it a tunnel did it a disservice. Sleek unblemished granite covered floor, wall, and...

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We're Back!

Hi hello, all. We're back!

Can't say how lovely it is to be off of my hiatus, and a big thank you to everyone who's reading along after all this time.

Happy to say that tomorrow will be...

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B4 C1: Perhaps an Eight

In a strange and unforgiving land where few had ever tread before, the landscape shifted with every step. One moment, hard rock shot into the sky in the form of a cold and unforgiving mountain; the...

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Not dead! Return timeline and general updates.

Hi all! Incredibly happy to say I'm still here and still writing, and apologies for going AWOL for two and a half months. Life has kept me a bit busier and more stressed in the past few months than...

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Book 3 Completion + Hiatus Announcement

Hi hello, all! Book 3 is now complete! Woohoo! 

I hope you’ve all enjoyed reading it even half as much as I’ve enjoyed writing it and getting to share it. When I set out to start the...

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Prelude to Book 4: Time to Paint the Sky

AN: And that's it! Book 3 is now done!

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“Hey. Heyyyyy.”

A bothersome and incessant voice did its best to cut through the fog of slee...

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B3 C67: Rocks for When You're Back (Epilogue)

AN: One more chapter after this until B3 is done!

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“A rather dreadful turn of events, is it not?” Barb sat close to the fire, heating up a lenti...

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B3 C66: Standard Teleportation

How in the name of all that’s holy did this become such a spectacle?

Archmage Xander’Calis went through the exacting motions of preparing the ritual he’d be using to visit his ...

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B3 C65: End of a War

Three days passed in Emer’Thalis as Tess continued to lie in bed.

The war, as fiercely as it had raged, was no more. With the threat of death very literally looming above everyone in the fo...

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Still alive, still working!

Hi hello, all.

Just a quick post about delays in writing. Doing my best to get these last ~3-4ish chapters of book three out with minimal delays, but work-work just picked up dramatically, so...

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B3 C64: A Bother

Hovering high in the air above Emer’Thalis, Archmage Xander’Callis had to admit that he was having a particularly frustrating day.

At first it had been the normal things. His research was...

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B3 C63: A Chilling Battle

Realizing that they were brandishing their weapons at their kingdom’s one and only princess, the king’s honor guard and the many soldiers surrounding him all started to lower their weapons, onl...

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B3 C62: A Touching Reunion

Nadja was feeling great. Great!

Each stretch of earth vanished beneath her feet as quickly as it arrived, her legs moving faster than they ever had before. Was this how people with higher sta...

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