Xalynne

Lady W - Captioned Photos, pt. 2

The captions continue.

Lady W - Captioned Photos, pt. 1

Conference is over but still dealing with fallout, so I'm going to ease back in with some simpler things.

Lady W - I Make The Rules

"Hey dawg, we're just gonna take her for a little ride. Don't worry, we'll bring her back in one piece... mostly."

Note that I probably won't produce much next week - big work conference that...

Lady W - Fat Camp

Some of you have wondered how Nicola keeps the fat off. Let's say she has a "special program".

Inspired by something I saw on DA.

Lady W - Mooscot

Nicola takes a turn as the mooscot for the local hucow dairy.

Lady W - Boys will be boys, part 2

"This belongs to us tonight. We're all gonna cum inside."

Lady W - Boys will be boys

"Oh, darling, settle down. Boys will be boys, you know."

Inspired by something I saw on DA.

Sinthia - Hang Ten

Totally tubular, dude.

She's Bringing Saggy Back.

I know some of you (well, maybe) have been eagerly awaiting the new face of SAGGMAXX... and HERE SHE IS.

Hopefully you are as happy with her as I am.

Lady W - Pumpkin Night 2

Thots beware, the meat hook cometh...

Lady W - Thotful Toilet

Nicola gets an unusual job.

Lady W - A Cuckold's View

"Hello darling. These nice men are here to help me celebrate another pregnancy. If you're good and quiet, maybe they'll let you have your key for a bit."

This was originally a variant of the ...

Lady W - Quite the Catch

Sometimes I get inspired by weird shit (Pumpkin Night). This is one of those times.

Lady W - to sag or not to sag, that is the question

Simple question - should saggy Lady W be the default version going forward?

Lady W - The Land Down Under

"Nice view from down there?"

Lady W - SAGG'd to the MAXX

The poll was quite close for a bit - but ultimately ended with a solid lead for saggy. As such, this is now Nicola's canon form.

However, given the fairly close nature, I'm going to restrict ...

Lady W - Beachballs

While the poll goes on (and jeez, it's close as of 9pm EST), here's this.

Nicola takes her new saggy udders to the beach.

Lady W - New Saggy Udders

So - what do you think of the new look?

Lady W - On the Cover of a Magazine

Another year, another awards show spectacular issue.

Lady W - Clinical Trial

Nicola's new girlfriend encourages her to participate in a clinical trial for a new prescription cream, with... interesting effects.

Lady W - Cum Balloon

Nicola has a "date" with a massive black futa...

Lady SoW

"Oink! H-honey! You're h-home Oink! Early!"

The Bank Heist

This is an homage to a very old comic - but the robbers are bored, plump housewives now, because of course they are.

ETA: Added variant with better known characters...

Lady W - Merry Titmas

Nicola wishes you all a very Happy Holidays in her own way.

Lady W - Carol of the Bells

Nicola is downtown ringing her big bells and taking donations. Can you spare something?

Xalynne & Clara - Crime and Punishment 6 Redux

In honor of TiredMoo's birthday, here is a "reimagining" of the classic Crime and Punishment image.

Lady W - Fashion Spot

Lady W is the face behind PVSSY's new ad campaign.

ETA: Added variant version.

Priyanka - New Programming

Upgrades, people, upgrades.

Lady W - Merry... Cripmas?

I don't know why I thought this was a good idea, but anyway...

'Tis the season?

Xalynne - The Perfect Pairing

Xal's favorite combination - a fat, mature white woman and a young black man.