Let's take a walk in the sunshine, grab a coffee or a glass of wine at a cute little cafe, get some dinner in the evening then back to my hotel room for dessert 🍨 🤤
2022-08-05 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThink you could handle it?
"I just wanna pin you down, hold you in place under me; legs up and stuff you full. Pound you til your eyes roll and your head goes empty. Til you're a w...
2022-08-04 14:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I never used to feel comfortable wearing t shirts this tight. Only felt confident enough recently. What do you think? 😘
2022-08-01 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
I may look like I'm about to tell you the migration tendencies of a tree swallow but in fact I have a very different kind of swallow in mind... 😏
2022-07-29 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Gorgeous!
Your numbers have been way off, workflow all over the place. You get called into your bosses office and a feeling in your gut tells you that this isn't going to ...
Been feeling a strong desire post workout to cuddle. Though I can't promise I won't crush you!
😘
2022-07-25 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Since it's been such nice weather I figured I'd throw a nice summery shirt on! What do you think?
2022-07-22 15:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's better? 😉
https://twitter.com/JarlintheUk/status/154...
2022-07-21 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I really like short sleeve shirts! (Pst the shorts are folded.)
2022-07-18 15:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah I took this picture and took two steps out of my flat and immediately burnt. I forgot to suncream my shoulders 😫
2022-07-15 15:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostNames Used: Hypnotised plaything, perfect doll, My Titania.
Hey There Gorgeous!
I hope you enjoy this hot professor fantasy! I've been meaning to make something like this for ...
And here we have a saucy little number, multiple (non matching) colours. Sweat shorts to make sure the bulge is on show; an old battered denim shirt and knee scrapes to pull the whole thing togethe...
2022-07-11 15:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone!
It is my plan to look at the viability (with my hectic schedule) of me putting together a more ordered and consistent posting schedule. If its possible My...
2022-07-05 17:26:26 +0000 UTC View PostI read another tweet and try to make it sexy!
This one:
I love comfy shorts and tanks!
Do you like them 🥺
2022-07-03 21:15:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I realized I'd already uploaded the previous photo but I dont think this one has ever been seen so enjoy a weird crotch grab with some veiny hands!
Yeah I'm a goof!
There's been quite a few new patrons join in the last couple of days and I just wanted to extend a welcome and a thank you for joining. I hope you enjoy the content that I've added so far and know ...
2022-07-01 22:19:45 +0000 UTC View Post
The noise is still coming from downstairs but I'm determined to be productive regardless.
Join me for a coffee?
2022-06-27 09:16:05 +0000 UTC View PostHey There Gorgeous!
I know this month has been a little dry and I appreciate you sticking it out with me. I have had construction work going on in the flat below me and so Ive been ...
Wasn't gonna let the construction ruin another day for me so i actually got myself spruced up and I feel a lot better for it!
2022-06-08 19:59:29 +0000 UTC View PostI have a sleep aid youtube audio coming out but what should I do after that?
2022-06-02 15:07:32 +0000 UTC View PostNames Used: Slut, fucktoy, cockslut
Hey There Gorgeous!
What happens when you try to approach the quiet, hot guy in the Library and strike up a discussion over romance novels...
So a little context needed for this one. I got a little frustrated! I was recording the tweet reading and several external noises had interrupted me already. Someone loudly coming up the stairwell,...
2022-05-27 17:55:51 +0000 UTC View Post
An exclusive audio for you! Reading out my NSFW story tweet from here; 2022-05-26 13:26:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Meeting a friend for coffee this morning. How would you react if I excused myself from him briefly to approach you, introduce myself and ask for your number?
2022-05-24 07:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! 👋🏻 I hope you had a lovely weekend and that you've got a good week ahead of you! Just wanted to update you all on the future of TheJarlintheUK.
First off; new PFP! Banners...
2022-05-21 06:41:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Just an outfit check from today. Would you kneel for me?
2022-05-13 11:25:29 +0000 UTC View PostThank you so much for joining me on Patreon. I really appreciate it. Big thank you from me!
I hope you find comfort in this audio ❤️
2022-05-08 19:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I was asked for hand pics! So here's all the ones ive ever taken! (That are worth posting.)
2022-05-06 17:46:33 +0000 UTC View PostAs a big thank you to ALL patrons I will be recording a SFW audio,
Here's a poll so you can decide what it's about!
2022-05-06 09:23:49 +0000 UTC View Post