TheJarlintheUK

Surgery was a success!

Hey everyone! 

Surgery went well. I will be in hospital for most likely a couple of days while they run tests and do follow up, but for now, things have gone good!

I'm feeling okay...

Surgery

Hey everyone.

A bit of a glib one today but I'll try to keep it my usual self ha!

Tomorrow I'm having my second round of surgery on my throat. It should be okay but as with any surgery ...

Enthrallment #48 [M4A] [Ramble] Relax & Cum With Me [Ramblefake] [Relaxation] [Spit For Lube] [Wet Sounds] [Mutual Masturbation] [Thumb Ring] [Cum with me] [Himbo] [Growls] [Overstim] [Lightheaded] [Aftercare]

Hey There!

Thank you for your continued patience! 

I have surgery tomorrow and so I will be out of commission for a little while afterwards while I recover. So this might...

Audio today!

Hey everyone! 

There will be a ramblefake going up later today! 

Keep your eyes peeled 😘

I'll also be doing a health update in a bit&...

Enthrallment # 47 [M4M] [Script Fill] Now that we’re married, this is how it’s going to be [Mdom] [Wholesome] [Husband] [ “You’re my husband. Nothing can change that now.”] ["Spread your legs"] [Touching] [Denial] [He cums first] [“I’m going to cum first every time. For the rest of our lives."] [L-bomb]

Hey There Handsome! Thank you for your patience!

So a bit of a different one today. I was browsing different M4M scripts of creators who would allow me to do early-access audio post...

Enthrallment #48 [M4F][Script Fill] A Lesson in Corruption [Mdom][Enemies to Lovers][House Party][Brat Taming][Rough][Degradation][Taunting][Hair Pulling][Face Fucking][Sloppy Toppy][Fingering][Dirty Talk] not gonna lie, the speaker is kind of an [Asshole][Atta Girl]

Hey There Gorgeous! Thank you for your patience!

So with everything that's going on, bit of a different one today! I spoke to the awesome u/bean-cat on reddit (@bean_catt on twitter...

Quick update on todays audio

Hey everyone I hope you're doing okay xx

All my love

Jarl 

New Ramblefaps! [M4M & M4F]

Hey! Hope you enjoy and please go give them both an upvote and a comment! It Really helps ❤️

M4F: 2023-07-12 22:07:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Enthrallment #46 [M4M] A *sometimes* Need. [Improvisation] [BFE] [Established Relationship] [hangover] [bratty] [Mdom as Msub] [Switch] [Bet] [Facesitting] [Power Dynamics] [Analingus] [Submission] [Begging] [Listener Top] [Blowjob] [Sloppy Head] [Needy Whines] [Empty Headed] [Listener Orgasm] [No Speaker Orgasm] [Aftercare] [Conversation] [Affectionate] [Gratitude] [Opening Up]

Hey There Handsome!

So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap t...

Enthrallment #46 [M4F] A *sometimes* Need. [Improvisation] [BFE] [Established Relationship] [hangover] [bratty] [Mdom as Msub] [Switch] [Bet] [Facesitting] [Power Dynamics] [Cunnilingus] [Submission] [Begging] [Listener Top] [Oral] [Needy Whines] [Empty Headed] [Listener Orgasm] [No Speaker Orgasm] [Aftercare] [Conversation] [Affectionate] [Gratitude] [Opening Up]

Hey There Gorgeous!

So my thinking is that Tuesdays will make for good improvs/rambles and Thursdays will make for good full edited audio releases as there's a slightly longer gap t...

Audio is coming! Its on its way!

There will be both M4M and M4F audios tonight! 😘

A major update on the state of my health.

Hey everyone. 

In the spirit of transparency - here's an update I had hoped I wouldn't have to give, but I think it's important that I do.

CW: Health, sickness, C-word

I thou...

Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 10

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome back!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!

This upload is a little bittersweet - as for the ti...

Two New Reddit Posts!

ON TOP of the brand new Jarlin audio I just posted there are also two new Reddit audios out for those who aren't subscribed to my newsletter/on discord!

If ...

Jarlins Quest Part 2: [M4A] Back to Back [Quest][Cave][Peril][Goblin Attack][Fighting them Off][Combat Sounds][Grunting][Escaping][Fit of Passion][Sex in the forest][Mutual Orgasm][Aftercare]

Hey There!

SURPRISE! It's the second episode of the Jarlin series! 

Where did that come from!? My face and brain that's were! 

Here's episode 1 incase you don'...

Survey Results, Conclusions, Where do we go from here?

Hey there! 

Thank you to everyone who filled out the survey! I've now closed it and am starting to make some decisions for the future of my content based on your answers. The audio above...

The filename is updateywatey.mp3 because I'm lame.

Hey Everyone!

Me again!

I hope you're not sick of me yet. So just a quick update to talk about the survey and some other stuff!

The link is here incase you need quick access:
...

Reading the back of a cereal box.

Hey everyone! 

Well, it was bound to happen one of these days. Some of you said it, so I made it happen 🤣

I definitely should have read the whole thing before I started recordin...

Enthrallment #45 [M4M] When I Close My Eyes, It's You [Ramblefake][Improvisation][Performance][Introduction]["No Need To Cum"][Moans][Whimpers][Breathing][De-Stress With Me][Fucking a Sleeve][Picture Me Fucking Your Asshole][Talking About My Week][Lots Of Lube][Fantasizing][Close To Toy][Imagine The Creampie][Speaker Orgasm][Gentle Aftercare][Rambling][Stay Hydrated]

Hey There Handsome!

Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have real...

Enthrallment #45 [M4F] When I Close My Eyes, It's You [Ramblefake][Improvisation][Performance][Introduction]["No Need To Cum"][Moans][Whimpers][Breathing][De-Stress With Me][Fucking a Sleeve][Picture Me Fucking Your Pussy][Talking About My Week][Lots Of Lube][Fantasizing][Close To Toy][Imagine The Creampie][Speaker Orgasm][Gentle Aftercare][Rambling][Stay Hydrated]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Thank you for your patience! I apologize that todays audio isn't the demon audio I advertised! Unfortunately due to the very heavy kink nature of it, I have rea...

Todays audio update & a SORTOF Jarls Armoire #96 post.

Hey everyone! 👋🏻 

So today's audio may be a bit delayed! My intention was to record and release the sequel to the demon audio, however due to Patreons ToS I can't actually upload t...

Survey link issues!

UpdatHi everyone I've received emails from patreon showing comments that some of you are having problems with the survey link, but those comments aren't showing up in my notifications or on my brow...

Survey reminder

Hey everyone! 

Hope your Monday is treating you well 😘

I'm going to address the results of the survey this coming weekend so the deadline is Friday morning BST: if you want to <...

Happy Saturday! Survey Feedback

Hey everyone! Just a quick one!

EDIT: IVE UPDATED THE LINK AND THIS ONE SHOULD 

You may have seen that I popped a survey up yesterday this one: 2023-06-24 11:55:58 +0000 UTC View Post

Content Survey!

EDIT, I UPDATED THE LINK. I WAS USING AN OLD ONE THAT WAS INCOMPLETE. PLEASE USE THE NEW LINK. IM A HIMBO SORRY 🤣🤣🤣

Hey everyone!

I hope you're having a brilliant Fr...

Jarls Armoire #96 Progress & Learning to love myself

Hey! TWO NEW PAIRS OF SHORTS!

In fact they're two pairs of old shorts. I've had the blue ones over ten years! Bit of a photo dump because I'm starting to enjoy being in my own skin again! 2023-06-22 20:42:51 +0000 UTC View Post

Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 9

Hello There Gorgeous! It’s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome back!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker!

So this episode is the first one recorded with my n...

Enthrallment #44 [M4A] The Morning After [Improvisation][Mdom][Soft→Hard→Soft Dom][Waking up together][Post One Night Stand] [Communication] [Pillow Talk] [Round two] [Kissing] [Spanking] [Cock Worship] [Moans] [Needy Whines] [Speaker Begs] [Listener Gives Blowjob] [Praise] [Throat Fucking] [Messy head] [Deep voice] [Soft To Rough] [Make you beg] [Daddy] [Size kink] [Making The Listener Feel Small] ["Ask Me So Nice"] [Possessive Spanks][Claiming] [Fuck Drunk] [Fingering] [Penetration] [Intense Fuck] [“You’

Hey there gorgeous!

SURPRISE! (Kinda)

Tuesday audio! I wanted to explore a more realistic scenario for this one and give you something a bit more 'Jarl' rather than a charac...

New Youtube Audio! DILF Neighbour shows you how to cut wood!

Hey everyone! 👋🏻 

I hope you're well! I made a new YT audio!

The last time I tried to get into YouTube it didn't go so well! (I didn't know what i was doing with tags and stu...

Latest audio tags!

Hey everyone, today's audio had so many tags that some of them cut off! I didn't realize patreon would do this and I'm out at a hospital appointment right now so don't have access to my copy of the...