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Enthrallment #35(A) [M4A] Sweat and the City: A Gym Bros Sauna Story [MDOM][Comedy][Sauna][Gym Bro][Bad Jokes][Bad American Accent][Himbo][Objectification][Bragging][Big Cock][Caught You Looking][Smug][Empty-headed][Listener Hypnotized by big dick][Dick Sniffing][Blowjob][Moans][Degradation][Name-Calling][Throat Fucking][Cockslapping][Sex in the Suana][Sweaty][Grunting][Face in your own mess][Creampie][No Aftercare]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Triple whammy! 

M4A, M4M and M4F versions of this audio available on my page!

This is the M4A version!

Okay! So this one came to me out o...

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A funny thing

I only just noticed  that in my 'how did you find me' poll I put youtube down twice.

You're all very kind for not pointing it out hahaha

Himbo Jarl out


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Jarls Armoire #81: What, no rips!?

Hardly dressed to impress but I hope you like it ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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Hearthside Mythos: Stories of Slumber #1: The Traveller

Hello There Sleepyhead. Settle, in get comfy, and prepare for a bedtime story.

It's my brand new series! These audios will all have a focus on being sleep aids. Therefore you won't ...

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New Series!

Hey! 

So I'll be posting the first episode of Hearthside Mythos: Stories of Slumber within the next day! (It'll be posted on Saturday 4th March in the evening)

Its a series that's ...

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Msub audio help!

Hey everyone! I'm currently writing a script for a future Enthrallment audio... and I'm writing both an M4F and M4M version. 

It's an MSUB audio and I know for a lot of guys, Sir is a pr...

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A quick question!

Hey everyone! Please take just a couple of minutes to read the below. It would REALLY help me out. Thank you โ™ฅ

I've been thinking a lot about my content changes, about upcoming projects an...

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Q&A January/February '23

Hey everyone!   

Here are this months answers to questions!

If you have any questions the Q&A form for March will be going up for Shieldmaiden tier and above shortly!

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Tales From The Meadhall: 'Dracula' By Bram Stoker. Chapter 1: Jonathan Harker's Journal

Hello There Gorgeous! Itโ€™s time, once again, for another story!

Welcome to my new series! You voted for it so I delivered!

I'm reading Dracula by Bram Stoker! <...

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Jarls Armoire #80 Back at the Gym!

Been working hard on myself and my body to improve my mental and physical health. Really enjoyed being back at the gym! 


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Jarls Armoire #79: Not Quite Spring!

Hey there ๐Ÿ˜˜

Yesterday was BITTER cold. Slightly regretted the ripped jeans, ngl. But it was good to get out and see friends!


Hope you have an amazing weekend ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Enthrallment #34 [M4A] Great Sexpectations [Period Drama] [Bridgerton] [Comedy] [Banter] [High Society] [Blowjob] [Praise] [Penetration] [Listener Orgasm] [Speaker Orgasm] [Cumming Inside] [Caught in the Act]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Meet Orlo! The third son of a wealthy aristocrat who would rather slink off, Drink to excess and then bed someone rather than fulfill his social obligations! View Post

Jarls Armoire #78: Yes I only have one set of pyjamas right now ๐Ÿคฃ

I should get some new ones haha.

Take these ones off me? ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Jarls Armoire #77: Im blue, dabadeedabadie

I bought some blue pants. 


Do you like em? 

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Welcome! Thank You! 2023 Update Post!

Hello There Gorgeous! Welcome to my Audio Valhalla!
Itโ€™s time, once again, for another story!

It's 2023! (Or so they tell me!) and I have some news! But first! Since this is my ...

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Tales From The Meadhall: 'The Raven' By Edgar Allen Poe.

Hello There Gorgeous! It's time, once again, for another story.

I LOVED recording this one. It's so beautifully written and really rolls off the tongue. Gave me ample opportunity to...

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Update and Commissions Re-opened!

Hey there gorgeous!

Just wanted to let you know that, despite me not yet having a date for my surgery, I'm feeling a lot better. My mental health is in a much better place and I am excited a...

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COMPLETE PLAYLIST! Tales From The Meadhall: Jekyll & Hyde

Hello There Gorgeous! Itโ€™s time, once again, for another story!

Since Jekyll & Hyde is now finished, and I'll soon be starting the next book, I thought I would make it easier ...

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Jarls Armoire #76: Bulgey Jeans

Ngl.

I frigging love the way these jeans look.
And also I've noticed they draw the eyes when I'm out and about ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘€

And yes... I know ripped jeans is a Jarl cliche ๐Ÿคฃ
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Jarls Armoire #75: Date Night

This is what I might wear to take you out for drinks and a long night of holding hands. 

What do you think?


All my love



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Enthrallment #33 [M4A] A Sloppy Chatty Ramble [Ramble][Ramblefake๐Ÿ‘€][Massage Pocket][Wet Noises][Lots of Lube][Fantasizing][Talking You Through My Mental Picture][Light Degradation][Uncontrollably Horny][Narrative][Breathy][Mindbreak Mentions][Needy Whines][Losing my mind][Performance][Comedown][Chatting]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Thanks for being patient with me while I'm away. I hope you enjoy today's *performance*.

It's very wet and sloppy this time and you can hear every motion.<...

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Jarls Armoire #74: Undress Me

I like my new PJs


Do you? ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #10 THE FINALE

Hello There Gorgeous! Itโ€™s time, once again, for another story!

It's here! The final episode!

And its a long one! So if you enjoy the sound of my voice you've got a lot to...

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Jarls Armoire #73: the fitcheck friday catch up!

Hey everyone.

So incase you weren't aware I'm currently taking a little time off as my medical news wasnt good and I have surgery coming  up

I've been dealing with a lot alread...

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Enthrallment #32 [M4A] Why Does Daddy Work Out 3: The Bet [Improvisation] [BFE] [Daddy] [Workout] [Weight Lifting] [Grunting] [Muscle Daddy] [Workout Distraction] [Bet] [Face Sit] [Dirty talk] [Light Degradation] [Cockslapping] [Mouthfucking] [Throatfucking] [Ambiguous Touching] [Bent over weights bench] [Spanks] [Fucked From Behind] ["Beg Daddy For It"] [Pounding noises] [Moaning] [Growling] [L-bombs] [Praise] [Listener Orgasm] [Blowjob] [Cumming on your face] [Speaker Orgasm] [Kissing] [Aftercare] [Proud

Names Used; Babe, Sweetheart, Slut, Baby

Hey There Gorgeous!

Part 3!  Thanks for being patient for this one! Bit later than I'd usually upload on a Tuesday, I've just been...

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Enthrallment #31 [M4M] The Dicksuck Challenge [Speaker Dom] [Soft Dom] [Intimate] [Loud] [Speaking in Ear] [Blowjob] [Sloppy] [Wet Slurping] [Can You Cum in Time?] [META] [Needy] [Moans] [Countdown] [No clear point of orgasm]

Hey There Gorgeous!

Welcome!

Think you can complete my dicksucking challenge? Can you cum in 2 minutes? For me?

So I'm not gonna lie. I'm an enormous tease and I think...

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Jarls Armoire #72: black T and Blue jeans

Hey!

Bit late again. Still working on myself!

All my love

Jarl x

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Tales From The Meadhall: Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde #9

Hello There Gorgeous! Itโ€™s time, once again, for another story!

Okay so I'm an idiot and didn't realise that I actually had TWO chapters still to go! So one more after this one! I'...

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Jarls Armoire #71: Day One of Body recomp

Hey all! This year I'm determined to improve my overall fitness. The last few months I've been completely sedentary because of stress and anxiety but I've found a burst of motivation and I'm capita...

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Audio Log #5; An update on my health, future plans

Hey everyone,  

Tw; health stuff, potentially serious illness.


Just a quick update to let you know what's going on with me! 


All my love 

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