Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [30]
"Obviously, you're carrying it! My [Mustard Seed Space] can't store living creatures."
"Yeah, yeah. Figured as much."
Jiang Bai sighed and tossed his shoes into th...
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Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [29]
“No need to worry about that!”
Hu Tao proudly held up her hand, her fingers adorned with several rings, her nails painted black. With a flash of light from the ring on her index finger, p...
2025-02-25 05:32:40 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [28]
Hu Tao watched Jiang Bai’s reaction closely, her eyes twinkling with amusement. When he finally made that face—the unmistakable look of someone utterly dumbfounded—she burst int...
2025-02-25 05:32:36 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [27]
Jiang Bai had no idea that someone was investigating him. As far as he was concerned, life at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor was fulfilling.
While familiarizing himself with this world, he...
2025-02-25 05:32:31 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [26]
To secure ownership of [Debate Club], Jiang Bai stuck to Hu Tao like glue the entire afternoon.
If she was thirsty, he fetched her water. If she was tired, he massaged her sh...
2025-02-25 05:32:25 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [25]
Using the force of her spear being knocked downward, Hu Tao flipped backward, her polearm bending into a half-arc before snapping straight again. With a swift change in momentum, she swung her weap...
2025-02-25 05:32:20 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [24]
“If I hear people spreading rumors again, I’ll tell them the truth!” Xiangling huffed, clearly displeased with how the rumors had spiraled out of control.
Jiang Bai waved a hand dismiss...
2025-02-25 05:32:16 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [23]
If this had been the first time Xiangling made this dish, she wouldn’t have minded letting someone taste-test it. But she had already perfected the recipe—only for it to be classified as a fail...
2025-02-25 05:32:06 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [22]
“Boss…”
Hu Tao showed no sign of guilt for waking Jiang Bai up. She straightened up, placed her hands on her hips, and declared, “Why are you sleeping in the middle of the day?”
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Jiang Bai had no idea what Zhongli was thinking and was still marveling at the craftsmanship of the counterfeit Vision.
“This is way too realistic! Even if a real god were here, they wouldn...
2025-02-25 05:31:57 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [20]
"Huh?"
Jiang Bai was completely caught off guard by the question.
He thought back to everything that had happened since he woke up, and a strange thought surfaced—Am...
2025-02-25 05:31:51 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [19]
"Of course, I came to see you!"
Xiangling placed a food box on the nearby table and opened it with a grin. "I brought you some snacks—try them and see if my skills have gotten rusty!"
Hu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [18]
At dawn, Chihu Rock was bustling with life.
For dockworkers, sailors, and traveling merchants who earned their keep through hard labor, the street vendors of Chihu Rock were the best choice f...
2025-02-25 05:31:40 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [17]
Since he had already joined Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, he needed to prove his worth somehow—otherwise, wouldn’t he just be dead weight?
Not only were the attendants surprised by Jiang Bai...
2025-02-25 05:31:36 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [16]
After thinking it over all last night and throughout today, Hu Tao had already identified potential challenges and refined the process. Now, with some discussion, they could finalize the plan.
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The scroll looked quite old, its paper yellowed with time. Some of the ancient ink had already started to blur.
Jiang Bai could see clearly—it was filled with names, densely packed from top...
2025-02-25 05:31:27 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [14]
Jiang Bai leaned on his hoe, silently watching Hu Tao as she scrubbed the statue and muttered to it.
Logically speaking, a god shouldn’t be able to feel through their statues...
2025-02-25 05:31:19 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [13]
"A Vision?"
Jiang Bai held the Vision in his hands, turning it over curiously. Aside from looking like an oversized glass bead, he couldn't tell what was special about it.
"Only those r...
2025-02-25 05:31:12 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [12]
"Those two on the watchtowers are Pyro Hilichurl Shooters. Their crossbows can fire flaming arrows. That big one can pull Dendro Slimes out of the ground and use them as shields—it’s the strong...
2025-02-25 05:31:08 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [11]
"Why can't I touch this underworld emissary?"
"Of course, you can't! It's an underworld emissary!" Hu Tao stated matter-of-factly.
"Then why can you?"
"Because it's under my comma...
2025-02-25 05:31:03 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [10]
Only when a god was truly woven into the fabric of people’s daily lives would worship no longer be confined to grand rituals. A simple prayer before a meal, a quiet blessing before sleep—these ...
2025-02-25 05:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [9]
As everyone knew, only the dead needed to be buried. But from the way they talked about Qiqi, she sounded like someone who was… alive.
Unless… she was an undead?
The term <...
2025-02-25 05:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [8]
After a long wait, it was finally their turn.
Hu Tao hopped off the bench and strode into the consultation room with Jiang Bai in tow.
Inside, Jiang Bai immediately noticed a man with g...
2025-02-25 05:30:50 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [7]
If Jiang Bai had known what Hu Tao was thinking, he would have definitely pestered her to tell him more about Mister Zhongli’s story.
But it didn’t really matter—so long as he stayed at...
2025-02-25 05:30:46 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [6]
Late at night, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor was silent.
Jiang Bai lay in the coffin, still clothed, feeling an odd sense of novelty.
The coffin was actually quite spacious. Even after lying...
2025-02-25 05:30:42 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [5]
Hu Tao cleared her throat, then announced in a solemn yet enthusiastic tone,
"Jiang Bai! From now on, you are the very first member of Wangsheng Funeral Parlor’s ‘Returning to One’s...
2025-02-25 05:30:37 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [4]
Twisting and turning through the city streets, the group soon arrived at a quieter, more secluded part of Liyue.
Unlike the bustling shops and stalls of the main marketplace, Wangsheng Funera...
2025-02-25 05:30:33 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [3]
Hu Tao wasn’t fooled by Jiang Bai’s sudden air of loneliness. Instead, she just stared at him in surprise.
"Do you even know what we do? And you still want to follow me? What if we were s...
2025-02-25 05:30:29 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [2]
Jiang Bai didn’t mind the physical contact—he could tell these people meant no harm.
"Dead?" He was puzzled. His past memories were a complete blank, no matter how hard he tried to r...
2025-02-25 05:30:24 +0000 UTC View PostHu Tao Is Monetizing My Existence. [1] & Synopsis
Author: 余溯
Synopsis:
What does it feel like to wake up and almost get buried alive?
Jiang Bai was absolutely terrified. He kicked open the coffin...
2025-02-25 05:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post