I asked E what was in her fanny pack.
She pulled out a miniature Louisville slugger.
I don’t know much about baseball but it said “The Big Hurt” in silver letters along the hand...
2023-03-17 04:44:14 +0000 UTC
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I wanted to stab my almost-ex-husband when I mentioned the name of the Oscar movie I was rooting for and he made a stupid face and a bad joke.
The movie was Sarah Polley’s Women Talking. H...
2023-03-17 04:22:43 +0000 UTC
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Hi friends! I’ve missed you. Here I am back on my bullshit (spanking pretty girls while wearing a flower crown) and having the time of my life.
Our coven party last weekend was just what m...
2023-03-14 20:45:58 +0000 UTC
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We’re having a much needed gay girl gang getaway this weekend! Here are some throwback photos from one of the last times we had a theme party at Eden’s place in the country. I can’t wait to g...
2023-03-10 12:45:41 +0000 UTC
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In another month it’ll be warm enough for me to start training again in my circus gym/garage. I can’t fucking wait. In the mean time I’m working on healing from a pinched nerve in my back… ...
2023-03-10 04:22:27 +0000 UTC
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(You should hear the sweet sounds she makes when I touch her.)
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-03-05 03:18:33 +0000 UTC
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When the wanting became too much they followed the pull and pressed into each other.
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by Guy New York
2023-03-04 03:36:04 +0000 UTC
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I’m playing with silly photo edits instead of doing the real work, but as long as you’re here Patrons then this is technically real work. (*smirky face*)
Thank you, as always, for your s...
2023-02-27 04:57:47 +0000 UTC
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I can’t keep it a secret any more Patreon pals… in 2 weeks time the coven is HAVING A FUCKING PARTY!!!
It’s been a long time coming and we’re all antsy to get together and soak up th...
2023-02-24 13:05:51 +0000 UTC
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“Why don’t you show me how you touch yourself when nobody’s watching?”
Heart & Piper - Photo by Guy New York
2023-02-24 04:53:55 +0000 UTC
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The second photo with Piper’s laugh makes my heart sing. I miss being silly in bed with her.
(Shout out to my rainbow unicorn phone case.)
Heart & Piper (2017) - Photo by...
2023-02-22 23:18:57 +0000 UTC
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The thing is, this dress should be acceptable for me to wear anywhere.
Heart (dress by thistle & spir...
2023-02-21 05:12:54 +0000 UTC
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(Content warning: this post includes a brief description of a real and scary true crime, but mostly it’s ranting about a puppy.)
My almost-ex-husband and my very-tired-from-shift-w...
2023-02-21 04:55:04 +0000 UTC
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Hi friends! I’m working on instax orders today… if you wanted to get your hands on the super hot Sapphic Slumber Party instax collection from event #9 I can put yours in the mail tonight!
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2023-02-16 15:10:52 +0000 UTC
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A pipe burst in her building, the water will be shut off for days. So she’s staying with me, and my giant teenagers, and my wiggly bad dog, and intermittent visits from my almost-ex-husband. A Va...
2023-02-16 02:09:01 +0000 UTC
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This is my Valentine to myself today:
- I’m gonna do my stretches and drink lots of water
- I’m gonna listen to music that makes me skip and dance
- I’m gonna put my whol...
2023-02-14 17:50:54 +0000 UTC
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I wrote this in 2018 for a ‘Zine we made on Queerness for one of our slumber parties. I wanted to share it with you in full since it only exists in the lingerie drawers and ephemera boxes of ...
2023-02-13 14:32:48 +0000 UTC
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I hope wherever you are this Sunday you’re able to take some time to do something for your soul. (Here I am doing several things for my soul.)
Guy New York took this beautiful photo of me t...
2023-02-12 18:55:50 +0000 UTC
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I’m so excited to share this little essay I wrote for Feeld. “On Saying No” is about learning how to get better at setting boundaries.
“Knowing your limits and speaking up to pro...
2023-02-09 03:52:52 +0000 UTC
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Ohhh sybian rides are fun. This photo was taken Friday night when Betty was demonstrating her lovely machine. She took the train with it! It packs into an innocuous black bag. 😇
Betty was ...
2023-02-06 05:57:32 +0000 UTC
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The mansion has a whole room that’s a shower. An entire tiled room with windows on 2 sides and vines growing over the lattice. You can see the street and the sky and the neighbours. There’s a c...
2023-02-04 02:54:27 +0000 UTC
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Good morning Patreon Pals!
Just a reminder to comment on last weeks’ “Gentle, Gentle” post for a chance to win some cute pics of Ms.O and I. I’ll be notifying the winner tom...
2023-01-30 12:30:17 +0000 UTC
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The Instax Collection from our 9th Sapphic Slumber Party is finally live!
Only 50 sets will be printed so I’m posting this here for my Patreon pals first. ❤️ All patro...
2023-01-29 19:35:12 +0000 UTC
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I came across these photos and had to remind you all about this excellent night out. From the notes:
All the nights’ plans involved me topping, but when Cee brought out her flo...
2023-01-26 13:53:23 +0000 UTC
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She likes hurty things. (You know she does.)
Guess what made these marks?

Tiger...
2023-01-25 23:07:54 +0000 UTC
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That smirk is fucking devastating. 🥵🔥
I would do anything to make that smirk happen again, that’s the raw power of a devastating smirk.
The details here have my head s...
2023-01-24 20:11:14 +0000 UTC
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I’m working behind the scenes on some fun coven things, which means I’m working on some exciting things you’ll get to see! This is a season of preparation, buds before the blossoms, it’s be...
2023-01-23 15:48:36 +0000 UTC
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Two more lovely shots taken by the delightful Guy New York in Piper’s Brooklyn apartment back in 2017.
And also two things that I totally forgot to mention in yesterdays post about startin...
2023-01-21 14:10:28 +0000 UTC
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I’ve been trying to start my days more gently. These photos are a good reminder.
Sadly I can’t just teleport Piper and some soft sunlight to start each day with sweetness but I’ve been...
2023-01-21 00:36:25 +0000 UTC
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My Great Uncle has been taking care of his wife for months while she dies slowly from Cancer. It’s been an act of devotion, he stays at the hospice night and day, he wanted every last minute with...
2023-01-19 16:07:33 +0000 UTC
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