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Snooping through other people's phones, I have become a noodle man, fruit flies, nose hairs, shitty after-market controllers, my ten-year, pants-shitting banjo bet, terrible 20-some...
2017-12-20 16:21:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Office Christmas party disasters, Asterios defends his $600 invoice, email ...
2017-12-19 07:55:16 +0000 UTC View Post
It's a one-two livestream, BAM! Bonus episode 19 is back on with less diptheria Monday night at 8PM. Gimme your questions. Hold your bing bongs.
Take care of all your Xmas shopping at once with a contribution to the Asterios Legal Defense Fund at AsteriosAid.com
It's raining invo...
2017-12-15 19:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostSorry folks, I have to postpone the livestream bonus episode tonight because I got sick. We'll have a do-over ASAP. Probably next week. Meanwhile, why did I get sick?
2017-12-15 00:27:32 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE:
Sorry everyone, I'm sick as fuck and sound like a tuberculosis. Going to rest and eat some hot chicken souls tonights. We'll do a bonus episode next week. 2017-12-13 02:16:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Asterios tops the Billboard music charts for the second time this year, VERY FAKE...
2017-12-12 17:05:19 +0000 UTC View Post
VERY FAKE NEWS CNN insults me with alt-left phraseology, Asterios makes the Billboard charts AGAIN, and sexual harassment season has turned into police brutality season in these United States of Ameri...
2017-12-09 20:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Chicago used to be known as the Windy City, but now it is known as the third city to host The Dick Show Presents: Road Rage.
Madcucks brought the snacks, Coach protected The Letter, Peach gave life ...
2017-12-06 04:36:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Christmas lights and looking at Christmas lights, furries vs. cat ladies vs...
2017-12-05 16:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Cross your fingers. It's a phone taped to a tripod!!
UPDATE
The tripod worked, but neither the theater wifi nor my LTE could handle the upstream, so the video looks like complete shit. Sorry e...
2017-12-03 01:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post
From now until this show is recorded, many lives will be changed. That is all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnuzJjV...
2017-12-02 00:20:55 +0000 UTC View Post
My legal dream team, not helping someone up when they're down, Madcucks reads his...
2017-11-28 15:14:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Spies are everywhere and everything is happening in real time. Several call-ins this week. If you want to comment on the lolsuit, let me know. See you in Chicago!
Sunday 11AM PST.
The LOLSUITs against me build on multiple fronts, I find a smoking gun for the fi...
2017-11-20 16:02:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Will I be able to make it to this episode? Find out Sunday at 11AM PST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w308gjmH7mw 2017-11-18 21:01:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Maddox and "Jane ...
2017-11-18 16:39:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Maddox and "Jane Doe" sue me, Asterios, Madcucks, and Patreon.com for $380,000,000.00. Madcucks calls in to read from the sermon of failure and tell us what he's going to do with his winnings, Lawyer ...
2017-11-18 16:36:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach is coming into the studio for a bonus episode. Madcucks is calling in. Not sure what we're going to talk about. Got any suggestions?
Implicit and explicit misogyny, I am wrong several times, dopamine and talk...
2017-11-14 18:32:29 +0000 UTC View Post
No time for words. Working on music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaD_dsembis
2017-11-11 22:31:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The Ballad of LA Phil, Cab Calloway’s corpse and the Chicago scat man champions...
2017-11-07 16:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Too tight for Twitter, too fierce for Facebook, I've got two social networks left, one for each of you. Let's see what I can get banned from this week. Drunken Peasants round-up. Juantum Leap. Road Ra...
2017-11-04 00:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Banned from Twitter, shoulder nipples on leather jackets, corporate birthda...
2017-10-31 15:17:30 +0000 UTC View PostCome one, come all, but don't come on me even though you might want to after seeing what we have in store for ROAD RAGE: CHICAGO - THE JASS FESTIVAL. December 2nd at The Apollo theater.
The Twitter ban, ...
2017-10-28 15:58:36 +0000 UTC View Post
The Twitter ban, ...
2017-10-27 23:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Coach is coming into the stu for a special birthday episode. Got questions for Coach? Post'em high! Some peeps calling in. I'm going to eat a cinderblock live to demonstrate how non-violent it is, and...
2017-10-27 17:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post
