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May 2022 Patreon exclusive audio poll

Another month, another exclusive audio poll!

Here are the options for this month - Poll closes when I post the sfw on Sunday 🍉
Happy voting!

[Ramble] Update and murmurs

Meow 🤍

[M4F] A little cunnilingus should be fine, right? [Tuesday shorts] [Crunchy bites] [You're so good] [Sweetheart] [Cunnilingus] [Body kisses]

A little treat for your Tuesday 🤍

[M4F] We're out of gas, so I should fill you? [Car Sex] [Bad idea] [Public] [Unprotected sex] [You look so good when you fuck me] [Sweetheart] [Don't stop] [Finish what you started] [I'm all yours] [You're mine] [Creampie] [Fuck the cum deeper] [Menace listener] [Early access]

Sometimes you just have to make a car-sex audio.

I hope you like it!

Please do let me know what you think of this little car-adventure ~ 🤍

May Patreon Schedule

Here's the schedule for May!

I'm trying to keep consistent with the format, but have now...

["mini"-ama] Rounding off April by answering your questions!

Just grabbing some wine now, hehe. I hope you enjoy this!

- The audio for today will be postponed by a bit, as I fiddle with a few issues I had with it.
And because I answered questions ...

[M4F] This is what you wanted, right? [Gentle Mdom] [Bondage] [Limits] [Meta] [Kissing] [Undressing] [Reassurance] [Affirmation] [Sweetheart] [Light commands] [Look at me] [Close your eyes] [Call me sir] [Slow] [Blowjob] [Fingering] [Mid-sex love confession] [I love you] [I'm in love with you] [Needy] [4th Wall break] [Aftercare] [Happy tears] [Patreon exclusive]

So for this month we had a silly little tie between [Mdom bondage] and [Mid-sex love confession] - This audio has both, and somehow manages to weave them together in a kind of sweet way.

I d...

[M4A] A few petnames [Flirty "Darling"] [Subby "Miss"] [Mean "Kittten"] [Sweet "sweetheart"] [Possessive "My Love"] [David Attenborough "Gorgeous"] and a few extras

So I opened up the petnames for todays recording, and my oh my! 152 entries. I'll probably not ever do all of them, but here are some that are very popular.

Mew mew mew, I'm going to bed. G...

[M4A] I want to be a cat, let me tell you why [SFW] [In bed] [Talks] [Cuddles] [Scritches] a little [Meta] [Silly] [Kisses] [Yawns] [Cute sounds] [Mew]

Come here and touch me, I'll tell you why I want to be a cat...

🤍

[M4F] We really should be sleeping, shouldn't we? [Sleepy] [Whispers] [Under the covers] [Grinding] [No penetration] [Hand-stuff] [Kissing] [Moans] [Making a mess of each other] [Caring] [Sweet] [Affection] [Early access]

This is a sleepy one - all needy and sweet. Not too many words, but still the usual silly after-banter I've found myself always making. (This was recorded in my bed too! First time I did that in a ...

[Ramble] Long and relaxed update-y talk [All sorts of things] [Cosy]

I have to get out the door! So no time to think about what I should write here.

Hi! You're great. I hope you enjoy 🤍

[M4M] or [M4Sirwithcockorfakecock] Can I please suck your cock sir? [Blowjob] [Behind-the-scenes] [Lemon] [Laughs] [Silly] [Teasing] [No sir] [Short] [Patreon Exclusive]

Please?

Hehe.

A little [M4M] love.

Have a great Tuesday 🍋

[M4A] Relaxing talks in the spring sun [SFW] [Outdoors] [Sweet] [Affirming] [Kisses] [Lemons] [Silly] [Windy sfx]

It's sunday, which means SFW audio here on Patreon!

The sun has been out the last few days here in Denmark, so I was inspired to make a relaxing little audio, with some picnic-y vibes.
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[M4F] You can't leave before I breed you [Catboy] [Breeding] [Napping in your luggage] [Keeping you] [Pets] [Purrs] [Meows] [Fuck me please] [Begging] [Demanding] [Whimpers] [Shy] [Don't look at me] [Covering face] [Emotional] [Don't leave] [Little shit] [Manipulative cat behavior] [Early access]

Meow don't leave?

I promise it'll be worthwhile for you to stay.. I mean.. meow!

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[M4A] Don't cum, but keep fucking me [Bite sized crunch] [Don't cum] ends with [Cum for me] [Please] [Just like that]

Tuesdays are for experimenting, here's a new thing I'm trying out. "bite sized crunches", shorter audio snippets where I get to jump right into a certain moment or headspace.

I hope you like...

[M4A] Can I taste it..? meow...? [SFW] [Catboy] [Meows] [Purrs] [Begging] [Pets] [Sleepy] [Yawns] [Laughs] [He's a little shit] [No biting] [Biting] [Early access]

meow meow meow, mew.

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[M4F] All you have to do is say "no sir" [Gentle Mdom] [Teasing] [Instructions] [Sweet] [Mean butt] [Look at me] [Bad idea] [Unprotected sex] [Risky] but [Reduce the risk] [Protected sex] [Condoms] [Pretend it's not there] [Fucking the cum deeper] [Aftercare] [We're so dumb] [Laughs] [L-bomb] [Sweetling] [Praise] [Meta] [4th wall break] [I'm a funny man] [Early Access]

So this audio is a whole ass thing.
It's a bit mean, it's a bit silly, it's a bit of a tease, it's hot, it's sweet, it's aftercary, it's a bit love-ey, it's got all of those crunch things, but j...

[Ramble] April Schedule, and me talking while making it!

tl;dl...

Petnames - Bite size crunches

So for a little April project, while I sort out moving again - I thought something I could do was lewdly say and moan all sorts of pet names you guys like! These would be quick and easy for me to m...

2022 April Exclusive Poll

So it's time to figure out what Patreon Exclusive audio you guys want to hear for April!

I was cheeky enough to kind of sneak the runner up polled audio into the last audio, too - so I'll j...

[Ramble] It's April, and I'm sleepy, and rambly, and cosy, and updates, you're lovely [cookies] [veganism] [butts] [kiss] [cuddles] [pet names] [meow] [it's my title I can tag things however I want pls] [also quack] [also hi]

You're sweet. Here's sleepy me with a longer ramble for you 🤍

[M4F] If we're quiet they won't find us in here... [Hold the moan] [Confined space] [Hiding in a locker] [Ambient sfx] [Intimate] [Kissing] [Moans] [Teasing] [Early Access]

First of April, but no april fools from me..!
Here's my re-take on the locker room audio, now with my fixed equipment.

It's a little more involved than my usual audios, but still just s...

[Ramble] Soft ramble, ready for April

Hi!

I hope you're well. Here's my last ramble of this month, moving truly into spring (with a snow day here in Denmark of all things!).

I'm excited for what this year has to bring, ...

[M4F] Could you please fuck me to sleep? [Sweet] [L-bomb] [Domestic] [Soft] [Kisses] [Duvet sfx] [A little request] [Begging] [Please] [I love kissing you] [Danish] [Can I cum in you?] [Creampie] [Wet sounds] [Patreon exclusive]

Hello lovelies..!

So this was the winner of the poll for this month, only a handful of votes above another that will be moved onto next months options. This became a little more sensitive, q...

[M4A] Good morning, I made you coffee [Intense coffee slurping] [Domestic] [Sweet] [Old mic] [Kisses] [More coffee slurping] [Meta] [Pseudo-meta] [Brunch]

Hi!
Sunday means sfw audio!

Earlier this week when recording both this and the exclusive, I noticed that my microphone had become more frequent with its "stuttering" - which some of you m...

[Ramble] In bed cosy, happy [Comfy noises]

Short ramble tonight!

Had a really good day, and I don’t think i could hide my feeling-good-ness. (Not that I think that I should)

So here’s me giggly and happy before falling aslee...

Exclusive Audio date! (plus delay)

Hi all ❤️

I have some good news, and some bad news. The exclusive will be posted on the 29th! Woo! Very exciting, I enjoyed the poll result comments. Bad mews is that the nsfw ...

[Ramble] Midnight rambles in my car? [Sports and stuff]

Heya! I’m really sleepy, so here’s a ”posting from my bed” late at night ramble. Just got home! 

I hope you enjoy this little thing.

Goodnight meow �...

[Ramble] Kinda meta ramble, a little chaotic [ramble about rambles] [photography] [parker pens]

I had intended for one type of ramble, which in turn led to this ramble, which turned into a third type of ramble about rambles.

I talk a lot, maybe you should kiss me to make me shut up. (h...

[M4A] Soft cuddles and murmurs [SFW] [Soft] [Quiet] [Minimal talking] [Cuddles] [Scritches] [Duvet sfx] [Murmurs] [Mumbles] [Appreciation] [Thank you] [Please]

Here's a little softness for your sunday.

feel soft 🤍