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B2 Chapter 139: Preparing to Leave

After sealing his compact with the elders of Three Fields, the atmosphere had turned raucous and celebratory. Beer flowed like water, and the deer that he and Porkchop had slain earlier in the day ...

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B2 Chapter 138: Planning for the Future


They sat there, on that lonely hill that held Father’s final rest, until the sun started to go down. 


It was cathartic in many ways, even if it was painful. He’...

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B2 Chapter 137: Grief

It was a picturesque spot, his fathers final resting place.


Maybe a twenty minute walk from Three Fields, along one of the dirt trails that wound their way through the farms that f...

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B2 Chapter 136: The Return Finale

Kaius slumped, leaning bodily against Porkchop as a wave of grief washed over him. He felt boneless, sapped of all energy. 


Yet, it was almost a relief. To know. He’d suspec...

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B2 Chapter 135: The Return pt. 5

As soon as Kaius mentioned that he had become Observed by the system for consuming a Natural Treasure, the table erupted


Each and every one started talking over eac...

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B2 Chapter 134: The Return pt. 4

Kaius stiffened slightly as he walked through the open door of the Stout Oak, though he did not break stride. He had a lot of memories in this place. 


Of the leather wrapped b...

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B2 Chapter 133: The Return pt. 3

Kaius spun his old friend through the air, smiling in joy as he set her down on her feet. She didn’t let go.


Illendra clutched him like her grip was the only thing keeping...

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B2 Chapter 132: The Return pt. 2

*Ding! level 3 Red Deer slain - Experience Gained!*


*Ding! Runeblade Initiate has reached class level 3!


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B2 Chapter 131: The Return pt. 1

Kaius craned upwards, squeezing Porkchop with his thighs so that he could rise to his full height. From his vantage point astride his brother’s back, he was just able to see through...

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Interlude 2: Visions of Normalcy

Some time in the near past…


Ianmus shifted his grip on his staff. Though its surface was smooth and comfortable to hold, it was still a little knobbly, and after so much...

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End of Book 1 - Chapter 130: The Prodigal Son Returns

One moment Kaius was standing at the peak of a dwarven citadel deep below the earth, then the world shifted, blurring for a few mind-bending fractions of a second as he was torn along an i...

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Chapter 129: Packing for a Trip

Kaius lurched towards his brother, laying his hands on the dense and gore drenched fur that coated the meles’ thick muscle-bound form. He felt his brother's physique straining, fibr...

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Chapter 128: Destiny Redux Finale


Porkchop left the den, following closely behind the Matriarch as she led the way through the deep forest. It was identical to how he remembered it. Tree trunks, thick enough that ...

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Chapter 127: Destiny Redux pt.1

Porkchop groaned, stretching as he felt the cold stone of the dwarven city disappear from beneath his paws, replaced in an instant with the familiar grit of hard packed dirt. If not for Kaius’s w...

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Chapter 126: Shared Tale & Status

The first thing Kaius noticed was the thick layer of semi-dried gore that was sticking to his skin and gumming up the fine joints of his scalemail. The second was the smell, the foetid stench of st...

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Chapter 125: Long Awaited Destiny Finale

Still cloaked in a cowl dyed the colours of the forest, Kaius’s class guide had led him away from the split boulders that had held his class skill options. It was time for him to learn his first ...

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Chapter 124: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 7

Chapter 124: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 7


The final split boulder was a large thing. He recognised it, a perfect duplicate of another further across the base of the slope. The same o...

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Chapter 123: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 6

After leaving the meadow that held the site of his class selection, Kaius and his guide had fallen into an easy silence. He appreciated that. As they walked through the giant old growth forest, wor...

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Chapter 122: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 5

Kaius rose from his soul-space with a gasp, his eyes snapping open to take in the dense ash canopy above. Warm sunlight filtered through the green leaves, comforting him with memories of home. He w...

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Chapter 121: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 4

Enraptured by the sight of a potential future, Kaius focused intensely on the words that appeared before him as he focused on the carving embedded into the trunk of the last ash.


<...

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Chapter 120: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 3 or: Mount Thor 

Kaius took in the status of his first option. It was easy to see why he had been offered it. Warsworn Rune-Acolyte looked to be a brutal class. He could see it suiting him well...

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Chapter 119: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 2


Kaius stared at the aged clone across from him in bald faced shock. It wanted him to do what?! It couldn’t seriously be asking him to cull all classes lower than Heroic View Post

Chapter 118: Long Awaited Destiny pt. 1

Kaius gasped, sitting bolt upright like he had been hit by lightning. He whirled his head around, disoriented and confused. A moment ago he had been sitting on the summit of the dwarven city, confi...

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Chapter 117: Aspects & Honours

Kaius drank in the stream of notifications. They were unlike any other communication from the system he had experienced before. They demanded his attention, soaked in layered meaning ...

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Chapter 116: A Grand & Intoxicating Innocence Finale

Kaius sat frozen, locked in the chair. His heart pounded in his chest, every thump straining to push blood through his system, like his vital fluid had turned to treacle. He longed to turn his head...

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Chapter 115: A Grand & Intoxicating Innocence pt. 1

The world quaked, foundational tenets of existence shivering. Kaius felt something deep and central to his being fall silent. For the first time in his life he couldn’t feel the omnipres...

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Chapter 114: It’s All Ogre Finale

Kaius downed the healing tonic, feeling the alchemical heat bloom in his stomach as it bolstered his reserves of Health. Glass clinked on stone as he tossed the bottle to the side and read...

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Chapter 113: It’s All Ogre pt. 4

Porkchop watched through the corner of his eye as his bond-brother tore into the achilles of the ogre, working to further disable it. The Guardian didn’t take the assault without a fight, its mas...

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Chapter 112: It’s All Ogre pt. 3

Kaius’s heart caught in his throat as the Siege Ogre flew across the open space between them. There might have been a stone statue between them, but the Guardian cared little, it may as well have...

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Chapter 111: It’s All Ogre pt.2

The ogre opened its tusk-ridden mouth wide and bellowed a cacophonous challenge. It stood in the middle of the carved plateau that made up the summit of the dwarven city, surrounded on all sides by...

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