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Sky Pride Chapter 26- Moral Development

Senior Brother Su pressed his palms flat together, like a spearhead parallel to his heart. “AWAKEN!” He roared loud enough to make Tian stumble backwards and shake his head to clear the ringing...

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Sky Pride Chapter 25- Brutal Methods of the Righteous

“What if… What if…” The thoughts spun and spun in Tian’s mind. He knew he couldn’t wait forever- the time left was dripping from the veins of the hanging man in thin streams. Wang wasn...

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Sky Pride Chapter 24- A Child Doing Wetwork

“You want to do more missions, but on your own?” Brother Fu put down his brush. He had just written the character for ‘knife’ and Tian found it spooky. Who goes around writing ‘knife?’ ...

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Sky Pride Chapter 23- Mission Demon

The tongue shot out of the water silently, grabbing his leg and yanking him down towards the stream. Tian tried to spin and attack with his rope dart, but he couldn’t get any leverage, everything...

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Sky Pride Chapter 22- Silently Taking a Life

“Introductions first. You are Junior Brother Tian. We are your senior brothers Fan, Tang and Su.”

“Nice to meet you, Senior Brothers. This is my first mission, so please look out for me...

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Sky Pride Chapter 21- “You Made Us Wait, Junior Brother!”

Nobody talked about that year’s spar. At least, not where Tian could hear it. Brother Fu did start assigning him big stacks of books to read, but they were all very silly. Two months after the sp...

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Sky Pride Chapter 20- The Delicate Art of Enmity

The Senior Brothers and Sisters moved faster than Tian’s eyes could follow. Swords flew, driven by the vital energy and iron will of the cultivators. Spears stabbed like lightning and smashed lik...

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Sky Pride Chapter 19- A Rock Thrower Called Hong

The procession from the Temple to the Convent followed strict rules. As soon as the sky started shading towards dawn, a mortal servant was sent out with a bell. Tian could hear it as it passed out ...

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Sky Pride Chapter 18- The Dreadfulness of a Vine

Tian was a little disappointed to receive merely a pat on the back and an “Attaboy,” after his breakthrough. Nobody was interested in making a fuss. He got the distinct impression that his brot...

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Chapter 17- A Tree to Fill The Sky

Brother Fu kept a small courtyard in one of the back corners of the Temple. It was cozy, with raked gravel surrounded by short, wide canopied trees, a tiny pond and a bird bath. The house itself wa...

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Chapter 16- A Touch of Death

The West Town Temple had five hundred and twenty Senior Lay Brothers at the peak of the Earthly Person realm. Apparently that was the way it was organized- you were a novice until you had cultivate...

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Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 77 The Faces of Fear

Vast drums beat on the air, thundering out, rolling out, the pounding blood in ears of someone running for their life, not quite fast  enough. There must be dozens of them, a vile drumline cou...

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Started changing things and realized I should have posted first-

I'm editing the tiers right now, so you may get notifications of things changing. Mostly I'm removing references to Slumrat, specifying X or Y number of chapters ahead in Sky Pride, etc. I'm also j...

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Sky Pride Chapter 15 At the Foot of an Endless Mountain

The Temple was laid out in a series of long buildings. Black tiled roofs, polished wooden beams between plaster walls, long porches stretching out into graveled courtyards. A few old trees dotted t...

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Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 76- Flattening The Suburbs of Hell

People. Or what once were people. The distinction wasn’t so clear anymore. There were soldiers there, relatively normal looking, but they were screaming. They screamed, then picked up their spear...

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Sky Pride Chapter 14 Dressing Human

[Author note- there is a joke in the second paragraph that doesn't work because Patreon won't let me adjust font sizes. Just know that Grandpa mutters a couple of those sentences in a very quiet vo...

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Sky Pride Chapter 13- Wolf Child Eyes The Sheep

“So what do we do now, Grandpa?” Tian had climbed out of the pit, but was still moving very slowly. He tried to keep his eyes open, but anything more than a little sliver of light was overwhelm...

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Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chap. 75 The Emperor's Voice

[Author note- I just wanted to get this out tonight. I'm sorry I'm running late on these chapters, but for some reason, this book is a bear to write at the moment.]

I prodded the interface, c...

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Sky Pride Chapter 12 Dustless Phisique

“I have to use Gourmet. I can’t do the body movements. I don’t know if I can even breathe. But I have to use it anyway.” Tian tried to force his body into motion by sheer force of will. It ...

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Sky Pride Chapter 11- Lotus Above, Snake Below

“Grandpa? What’s soup?” Tian was throwing up big clods of clay-heavy dirt as he dug his ‘soup pot.’

What’s soup?

“You keep saying we are making Tian soup, but I d...

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Sky Pride Chapter 10- Ruthless Child

It took a lot of strength to jam the forked stick into the hard earth. Tian’s fingers were thin, small, and mostly missing. What there was left had to strain as much as they could. His aim wasn...

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Sky Pride Chapter 9- Lotuses Root in Tragedy

“Is this a test?”

Yes. But it is also completely necessary for a few other things. I’ve already lowered the difficulty as much as I dare by giving you some hints. I’m going to be ...

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Sky Pride Chapter 8- Pointing A Sword At Heaven

Tian watched the fire, bewildered. He had no idea what things he could do. Mostly he knew about the junkyard and all the problems with his body. And the forest and the river. That was about it.&nbs...

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Sky Pride Chapter 7- What’s Swimming?

Tian didn’t have much understanding of eagles. He had heard Grandpa use the word, but generally there wasn’t anything in the dump that was worth their attention. These birds, however, felt that...

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Sky Pride Chapter 6- Eating Treasure with Broken Teeth

Stormborn Pine Truffle. A delicacy and a body refining treasure. They cannot be farmed, and only chanced upon by luck. 

Tian was balanced on a tree trunk no wider than his leg. ...

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Sky Pride Chapter 5- Child of Destiny

Tian charged the beast, and the beast met him with a lunge. Paws spread wide, sharp claws coming for his shoulders. Tian shifted right, then countered with an elbow to the head. The elbow landed on...

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Sky Pride Chapter 4- First Steps on the Path

Tian Zihao and Grandpa Jun set out from the garbage dump with a sack of whatever grubs and meat he could scrounge up, a stitched hide waterskin, and mixed feelings. This was the only home Tian knew...

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Sky Pride Chapter 3- Junkyard Classroom, Trash Heap Hospital

“Killing God? What’s God?”

God is the principle that says the world exists, life exists, the universe, the sun, moon, stars, devas and devils dancing in the infinite void, cultivato...

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Sky Pride Chapter 2- Gourmet in the Garbage

“Is shaking the world a good thing Grandpa? Tian Zihao doesn’t know.” The boy looked around trying to find Grandpa in the heaps of rags, rotting food and broken pottery. “Grandpa, where are...

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Sky Pride Chapter 1- In the Care of a Hateful God

“Where is my son? It is time for him to die.”

“Madam?!” The old nanny stood between the frail boy and his mother. Her withered hands clenched the hem of her faded dress. Screams of dy...

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