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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 20 Hungry Machine

Truth lightly sighed and made his way down into the city below. He was quite sure Starbrite wasn't here, but he had to start somewhere. He had the nagging sensation that he was missing something. T...

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Weeaboo Chapter 29- Digging In and Rising Up

Rache was waiting for us when we got back to the Tower. 


“Watcha got for me, Rache?”


“Riding wild and free, boss!” She tossed me a map update. And… ...

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Weeaboo Chapter 28- The Honorable Dead

I don’t know how long we waited, in that broken-time place. It really didn’t matter. Versai sat on the floor, hugging her uncle’s body. Whispering to him, now and then. Shivering. I explored ...

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Weeaboo Chapter 27- Can’t All Be Villains Either

My summons whipped around, as did Versai. And then they froze, not sure what to do. I noticed the lights dimming. Just around the edges of the room- our little stretch of hallway remained in the li...

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Weeaboo Chapter 26- Can’t All Be Heroes

We queued up outside the second door. I had put myself at the end of the stack this time, and bumped Mika up ahead of Pammy. This was the last unexplored room, so I wasn’t worried about being att...

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Weeaboo Chapter 25- Roll ‘em Bones

Kim summarily presented a small heap of Rune Bones as well as a cosmetic hat usable by scouts. It was a sort of fez looking thing. It would look awful on Rache. Eternally banished to the depths of ...

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Weeaboo Chapter 24- The Only Way Out Is Through

I couldn’t bring myself to look at Mika’s character sheet. Somehow I knew that whatever I read, I would become violent. The Blue Roses too- would they be described as dancers? Entertainers? Som...

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Weeaboo Chapter 23- Every Waifu Needs Stats!

I still had a couple of summons left, but after a Four Star, I mean, sure, better to have than not to have, but my expectations were nil.


And met. Barely a WoooWooaaaoooaiii in the...

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Weeaboo Chapter 22- Subtracting One Punch

We trooped upstairs. The door to the Records Hall was open, but I skipped it for now. More pressing concerns. Once more, I had kept all the monsters out of the tower, and all my summons alive. We k...

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Weeaboo Chapter 21- The Third Wave: Alpha? Nah Bro, SIGMA!



Radz fired for effect. Kim kept her buff refreshed, but with the speed that this was closing, I wasn’t optimistic that she was scoring hits.


”Kim, I’m e...

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Weeaboo Chapter 20- The Third Wave- Forty Yards From Hell

It was that feeling. The feeling when you are crossing the road, and Truck-Kun is coming straight at you, but it’s not your time yet. You think. You aren’t sure if Truck-Kun knows that. Will he...

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Update on Weeaboo Teething problems

I was going to hold off on the bulk update until tomorrow, but the feedback I am getting is that delay is confusing/frustrating, so I'm going to bulk update tonight. So. You know. Be prepared.

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Weeaboo Chapter 19- The Third Wave Crashes

I glared at the three incoming smoke signals. There was a case for picking one and having Radz pound it. There was a case for splitting her fire and trying to slow the columns, break up their rush....

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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 19 Right. Consequences.

Truth hadn’t even made it to the other end of the village before he was forced to confront an inconvenient truth- Snakes generally don’t travel at high speeds while clinging on to other animals...

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Hygenic Otaku should have all the chapters unlocked now

First- I apologize. I thought I had unlocked everything when I was setting up the tiers, and clearly I did not. This was my mistake. The problem was brought to my attention and should now be fixed....

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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 18 A Pointless Kindness

Truth walked down the road. Forty kilometers was a casual hour’s stroll, he wasn’t pushing the pace. He wanted to puzzle at Earth Folding Step a bit as he went.


Just how me...

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Weeaboo Chapter 18- The Third Wave- Setting Up For Success

The basics of the basics of tactics- disperse your enemies’ strength, concentrate your own. This maxim has been proven by time. Consider the legendary techniques of “Let's you and him have a fi...

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Weeaboo Chapter 17- The Third Wave- Sharpening the Edge

I stared ferociously at the stacks of lumber. Eyes narrowed. Killing intent gathered. Eye beams charging… 


It did nothing. Zero inspiration. Plainly cursed wood. Fingers cro...

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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 17 That Seems... Fine

Truth looked up through the humid summer sky at the burning heavens above. Each little dot of light a being so utterly beyond him as to defy description. Each moving dot is another being of impossi...

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Weeaboo Chapter 16- The Third Wave..ing and Drowning

I lay on top of the palisade, flopped on the firing step and stared at the blue sky. The cotton-bud clouds drifted slowly, long pillow-coated barges of comfort. Did the Goddess and all her Doki...

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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 16 So What if it Ain't Right?

The Iron Horse steadily crossed the mountains; “steadily” being one of those tricky words that sounds objective but is actually subjective. Truth, for example, considered it quite reliable. The...

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And the new Membership Tiers Are Live!

Here's the TLDR- Doing my best to ensure any existing members get the promised benefits, while new members get access to what they paid for with minimal pain and confusion. Expect teething problems...

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Weeaboo Chapter 15- Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

“Versai, what do you know about the Blue Roses of Gradden March?”


“I don’t want to talk about it.” Which was a funny thing to say, given the way the limpid, cerulian pond...

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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 15 "Modern" Warfare

Truth had become something of a connoisseur in the fields of dissociation, alienation, persistent feelings of unreality and a general sense of the inherent wrongness of the world. He could, with re...

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Vol. 1 Chap. 14 By The Sign of the Dancing Ponygirl

The monster flowed like a dancer drifting across the stage. It looked like… well, a dancer. A beautiful woman’s figure- slim, long legged, her pleated skirt reaching just below her knees and th...

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Vol. 1 Chap. 13 The First Dungeon Crawl

I froze. The numbers sprinted through my head. Five orders, then it’s night and the battle starts on its own timer. I have used two orders- one to have the Judith's clear trees and make cut board...

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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 14 Heroics

One thing the Onis army had over Starbrite? Their bases had signs. Nice, easily read, prominently located signs. Which way to the latrines? Follow the signs. Need to find First Company? Sign. Quart...

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Vol. 1 Chap. 12 The Important Difference Between Kawaii and Moe

I finished off what few missions the board offered me, and examined the loot. It… wasn’t much, if I was honest. Stone tapes, resource packs and a few collectable tokens that would eventually be...

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Vol. 1 Chap. 11 The Tower Beautiful

Nobody volunteered. Apparently, none of my Awakened Souls had Golden hands. Though, I was curious to try something.


“Versai, do the monsters vanish as soon as you touch them?...

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Vol. 5 Chap. 13 In The Shadow of The Phoenix

Truth’s Iron Horse sped down the highway. Not a lot of traffic in the best of times, and these were anything but. He wasn’t moving much faster than he could run, but after running several ultra...

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