Parody Girl

Food poisoning

I didn't post a chapter yesterday because I had food poisoning. Yesterday I spent the whole day vomiting and in the bathroom, I almost passed out in the bathroom lol

Even so, I managed to wri...

Chapter 55 - Hestia masturbating. +18 ( Hestia's POV)

“Today was so exhausting, but I never imagined the book I’d have to promote would be Luan’s. What will he think when I tell him?”

No, maybe he already knows. I didn't see him at the l...

Chapter 54 - A lot of money.

I went back to my room and stayed there until nightfall. The only thing I did during the day was write the second volume of Re: Zero and try to get my computer working again.

In the end, it d...

Chapter 53 - It works better on "NPCs".

I left the library for the dungeon, as things would not calm down anytime soon. When I arrived at the tower, I found some adventurers looking for groups.

I wondered if I should join one of th...

Hey

I promise I'll start posting more extra chapters here on patreon from tomorrow. I've been quite busy.

Chapter 52 - Book.

With my new weapon, I decided to go to the church to talk to Hestia. The last time I contacted her was yesterday. She's still looking for a job.

Again, I asked her to stop looking for a job, ...

Chapter 51 - New weapon. Poisoning.

I went to the Tower. As far as I remember, the Hephaestus Familia shops are on floors 4-8. Even so, I decided to ask some people for directions.

After talking to a few people, I found the way...

Chapter 50 - New skill and distributing points. Let's go after a new weapon.

I woke up the following day with Lili in my arms. I kissed her lightly on her forehead, and Lili slowly opened her eyes. When our eyes met, she smiled at me and hugged me tighter.

"It's so go...

Chapter 49 - Bathing Lili and sleeping together.

After we finished having sex like animals, I left the bed while Lili remained lying on the dirty sheets, sleeping. I went to the bathroom and took a hot shower before heading out. When I returned t...

Chapter 48 - Orgasm Bonus x15! +18

Ai art is really bad sometimes... I haven't found a decent AI "template" to create images of Lili. But Hestia and Ais have plenty lol

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With every movement I made, L...

Hey

I'd like to know what you think about adding arts to the +18 chapters.

Chapter 47 - I took Lili's virginity. +18

Change of POV

When I came on Lili's face, she swallow...

Chapter 46 - Sex with Lili? +18 ( Lili's POV)

Luan was standing still, staring at me. I didn't know how to react. I kept looking at his cock above my head as it slowly started to get hard. Is he getting aroused while looking at me?

I'm s...

Chapter 82 - Maniac on the battlefield.

The city was two or three kilometers away, and the entire army stood before the main gate, protecting the city. I could also see some men on the city walls, all holding bows.

Also, they had s...

Chapter 45 - Lili spied on me in the bathroom +18

I went with Lili to my room. When we entered, I placed my bag of items and magical stones on the floor, and she also put down her bag. It seemed heavy, full of stuff.

“You can go to the bat...

Chapter 44 - Tiona Hiryute

I swung my knife towards the War Shadow and blocked its claws. However, I had to retreat since it used its other hand. 'Well, if I can't use a knife, I must use my magic.'

Now that I have put...

Chapter 43 - I almost died.

The night finally came to an end, and I took a bath before going to bed. I slept and woke up the next day, ready to go to the dungeon and test my new skills.

These are skills I haven’t ment...

Chapter 42 - Lili fell in love with me.

We went to my room, and I grabbed a second blank notebook to write the second volume. I need to get more paper if I want to continue writing, and my pen won't last forever, either.

I need wri...

Chapter 41 - Come and join our Family. How will I win Lili over?

Now that the contract is signed, I need to wait. The woman named Sonia gave me a deadline of one week for the books to start being sold. It will still take a little while, but it's good to have a d...

Chapter 40 - Syr Flova. Punishment.

"May I take your order?" Syr asked. I smiled at her and placed my order. I asked for a meat dish, a pasta dish, and a drink. Since I was paying, Welf ordered a lot, too.

When Syr finished tak...

Chapter 39 - Contract and dinner.

I followed Welf while explaining to him the type of weapon I wanted. I want a short, one-handed sword. A long sword could hinder me. I want a sword similar to a dagger, but different from one.

Tier 2

Starting tomorrow I will start posting 2 or 3 extra chapters/day for tier 2 patreons.

Chapter 38 - Help me publish this book.

It is still afternoon, so I have plenty of time.

I returned to my room and showered since I had sweated and smelled terrible. After that, I washed my clothes in the bathroom and hung them to ...

Chapter 37 - Wild sex in the alley.

When we saw the woman looking at us with a smile, I slowly pulled my dick out of Aisha's pussy. However, she held onto me. "Hey, don’t worry about her, let's continue. Hey, get out of here before...

Chapter 36 - Sex outdoors. +18

"Hey, are you sure everything is okay?" Aisha asked.

I pulled her into the alley on a deserted street in the entertainment district. I pushed her against the wall, and Aisha seemed worried so...

Chapter 35 - Let's do the weekly mission.

I opened my eyes slowly as Lili left the room. I got up and went to where she had placed my clothes. She had folded them and left them on the bathroom sink.

I put the clothes back in my close...

Chapter 34 - Getting closer.

With my skill now at level three, many women will probably approach me. I wonder if it will be the same with Lili.

Then, while Lili was still in the bathroom, I started cleaning my room.

Chapter 33 - Lili showered in my room.

I woke up the next day and opened my Status. I had 9 points to spend, but I'll do that later. I'm not going to the dungeon today.

Today, I want to focus on writing and the weekly mission give...

Chapter 32 - New weekly quest available!

So we continued moving forward. I just remembered something important: We can't stay inside the dungeon for several days without sleeping. I didn't prepare for this. If we sleep here, we will die.<...

Chapter 31 - War Shadow.

After writing three pages, I finally finished. Lili had finished eating long ago and was reading everything I was writing, clearly entertained by the story.

My memory is excellent, but I want...