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Where Even Are All His Bodyparts?

This week, Brett and Buddy learned what's most important to their audience, take a deep dive down a Antarctic rabbit hole, and talk about the origins of Corn Flakes (not at ALL what you expect!) View Post

I Ain't Calling it "X" with Dustin Oppenheimer (Mark Rennie)

This week on the show the fellas discuss Twitter changing it's name to "X", as well as the Barbenheimer mayhem of this past weekend, joined by J. Robert Oppenheimer's "grandnephew" Dustin Oppenheim...

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But What is Pickles?

This week the fellas dive into computers that can hear your thoughts, bad airline seat design, robot nurses, and Buddy's world is shattered to absolute pieces.


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Juiced Up to the Gills with NASA Expert Jessica Tang (Erin Keif)

Today on the show the fellas rip open the lid on the Enhanced Games, a 2024 Olympics style sporting competition with no drug testing, and also touch on penis enlargement horror stories, priests at ...

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A Question for All The Science Guys

On this week's episode Brett and Buddy pitch an idea for how to deal with billionaires, ask an important physics question, discuss synthetic piss, and are also reminded of their favorite long forgo...

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#PipesToParadise with Brian Szasz (Jacob Wysocki)

This week we're talking about The Rock, cages for your junk, more orca updates, as well as pigs chasing pigs! We're also joined by Brian Szasz (Jacob Wysocki), the step-son of one of the passengers...

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You Left Me At The Snackbar

This week on the show we discuss the absolutely HORRIFYING news about a lost submarine, bad attempts at courting, and a few different funerals. As well as the premiere of a couple segments, and the...

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Creek Juice vs. Brake Dust with Sandy Santiago (Yak Manrique)

This week the fellas talk about looking at top secret documents on the toilet, surviving a plane crash, what to eat on the way to Mars, and also whether or not you can trust "washing up". Also the ...

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Criss Cross Apple Vision Pro with Danica Boots (Vic Michaelis)

This week Brett and Buddy talk Apple Vision Pro's price tag, aliens, mascot salaries, and potentially reach the end of the line on Piss News. They're also joined by Apple's Head of PR, their old f...

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Google Who Played the Precog with The Spoiler (Mark Schroeder)

This week we talk brain implants, the reality of air travel, the best nude beaches in the world, and so much more! We also get a summer movie preview with an incognito Hollywood insider known only ...

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Yoda Doing Bane & The NBA Playoffs with Bill Walton (Dan Lippert)

This week the fellas discuss Jeff Bezos' big engagement and pray for his downfall. They also chat about street furniture, killer whales targeting boats, and much more! Later, the guys are joined by...

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Ships, Ticks, and Automobiles

This week Brett & Buddy ask "Why do we give a shit who a celebrity is dating?" and also an important question about where ticks can go. We talk about the age range of crushes, and some fun stu...

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A King is Crowned & Brett's Zoo Rule

On this week's episode, Brett and Buddy discuss King Charles' coronation, Shaq's new song, and potentially the hardest either/or of the century. Brett also introduces a new segment he calls "Zoo R...

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Crumpled Up Paper Towels and Tailor Oopsies at the Met Gala

This week Brett and Buddy discuss the recent ascension of "The Lebron James of Incels", the best looks from the Met Gala, the pilot Buddy WOULD write if he were to scab during the WGA Wrtier's stri...

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Piss News (can we call it that?)

On this episode, Buddy tells some jokes about Tucker Carlson getting fired, we talk Twitter's verification badge fail, we check in on a 90s band we love, talk one of the worst "I swear I'm not that...

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52 Year old Man with Just a Girlfriend

On today's show the fellas talk Fox News settling their lawsuit and the worst lie they ever told, robot suicides, travelling with kids, a big mistake by a hunter in Florida, weird porn on your Kind...

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Dalai Lama Joke Structure

The fellas talk about the Dalai Lama's tongue sucking "joke", Taylor Swift's breakup, prank videos gone wrong, a LOT about people in costumes, ghost stories, and whether or not they're cool with ar...

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Meatball in a Glove

Brett and Buddy rundown the stories of the day-- a mammoth meatball, the new Barbie trailer, the Trump Indictment, as well as some listener submitted stories. Oh also, they answer the five things eve...

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Cuck Positive And We Don't Care

In the first episode of DePodcast with Brett DeMott, Brett and Buddy discuss the price of peanut dusted steak dinners and Buddy's new wrestling persona. Later they celebrate the birthday of one of the...

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