Darkness enveloped me, and I found myself in that strange state between death and life—a place that felt more like being reborn—or respawning, if you will. It was like wandering through a dream...
2023-07-24 23:38:40 +0000 UTC View PostThalador stood proudly at the podium, gazing out at the cheering crowd below. His speech had just concluded, and the elation in the air was palpable. As High Priest Nelzar had foretold, everything ...
2023-07-21 23:38:47 +0000 UTC View PostPrince Rayne casually strolled through the corridors of the academy, emanating an aura of superiority with every confident step. His entourage of newly ordained Paladins of the Church of Light ruth...
2023-07-20 00:00:49 +0000 UTC View Post
“Arise, my dearest Blake, the hour is nigh to leave thy dreams behind! The other young ones do prance and play in fields so wonderous and kind. So come, child, and join the fun in the meadow ...
2023-07-17 22:56:45 +0000 UTC View PostWith a pleasant sigh, I ventured out of my dorm room and made my way down the corridor that led to the common area, where my fellow residents of the Hall of Oddities, also known as House Baku, coul...
2023-07-14 23:58:18 +0000 UTC View PostAfter indulging in my little feast at what I’ve oh-so-affectionately dubbed the dining amphitheater, it was time to face the dreaded aftermath—those damn notifications. So, week one at the acad...
2023-07-12 21:28:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Britannia
“Flee, Aislinn, my love,” Bowen cried out, his voice trembling with fear and urgency. “The Romans are closing in, and we must make haste.”
The winter...
2023-07-10 23:34:13 +0000 UTC View Post
I couldn’t even begin to guess how long I’d been walking away from those pathetic idiots who dared to cross my path. The sheer power radiating from the spell that ended Wartie’s sorry existen...
2023-07-10 23:34:05 +0000 UTC View PostI felt like such a fucking idiot as I scrolled through the list of available classes. It was goddessdamn ridiculous, you know? All this time, I hadn’t been assigned a class just because I was cli...
2023-07-07 20:59:28 +0000 UTC View PostWell, my attempt at deceiving my den mother went about as smoothly as a penguin on roller skates. Surprisingly, she didn't press me for more details. I mean, come on, she had to know I was feeding ...
2023-07-06 22:08:28 +0000 UTC View Post
As I trailed behind the goblin child through the winding tunnels of the dungeon, a surge of excitement coursed through me. The prospect of hunting down the other candidates, emerging as the Dark Ch...
2023-07-04 00:19:32 +0000 UTC View PostAs the new day dawned, I braced myself for the inevitable onslaught of questions about the events of yesterday. Fucking hell, the last thing I wanted was to engage with anyone. All I wanted was to ...
2023-06-30 22:20:43 +0000 UTC View PostDucking, dodging, and weaving, I narrowly evaded a barrage of flaming projectiles that threatened to roast me alive. My latest adversary happens to be that mole-rat-looking guy, and it appears that...
2023-06-28 22:16:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, I found myself waking up in my liquid form on the floor of the former Red Toad’s boss chamber. This time, every nerve in my Black Pudding body was ignited with jolts of pain as the af...
2023-06-26 20:50:10 +0000 UTC View PostDespite the mind-boggling encounter with the dryad, I yanked open the weathered iron doors and strode into my next class, swiftly banishing the strange incident from my thoughts. My attention was i...
2023-06-23 22:55:33 +0000 UTC View PostThe next day dawned, bringing with it the highly anticipated Spell Theory and Creation class with Professor Gigglesprout. Let me tell you, I was practically bouncing with fucking excitement. I was ...
2023-06-21 23:27:04 +0000 UTC View Post
There were five…
Heather treaded silently, a nervous tension pulsating through her veins, keeping her eyes averted from the four fellow champion candidates who followed closely behind. Toge...
2023-06-20 00:41:32 +0000 UTC View PostThalassa reclined in the grand bath situated at the heart of House Baku, also known as the Hall of Oddities’ dormitory. She couldn’t help but be impressed by the opulence of the bathing chamber...
2023-06-16 23:11:35 +0000 UTC View PostOrientation ended without much hassle, and to be honest, it was rather dull, reminiscent of the college orientations I experienced in my past life at the start of a new semester. The nymph, Thalass...
2023-06-14 22:44:21 +0000 UTC View Post
With a wicked grin plastered across my face, I made a deliberate choice not to turn my encounter with the chimera into an epic battle of valor and heroism. Nah, that shit was way too predictable fo...
2023-06-13 00:49:56 +0000 UTC View PostKaida was meticulously merging a raw mana potion with the toxic petals of a rotblossom when she heard the creaking of the door into her sanctum. To her pleasant surprise, it was none other than her...
2023-06-09 21:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostTo my utter disbelief, the bearded elf’s shout alone snuffed out my Necrotic Flames as if he was blowing out birthday candles. I couldn’t help but feel a mixture of awe and frustration at his a...
2023-06-07 23:39:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Circe observed silently as the foolish pudding, Blake, squandered the internal mana provided by the system on futile attempts to burn away the flesh of the undead. The goddess couldn’t help but f...
2023-06-06 20:15:33 +0000 UTC View PostEldrathil Stormrune slouched in his seat, his disinterested gaze drifting downward into the arena as the latest round of lackluster applicants emerged from the portal. They were mere children, not ...
2023-06-03 00:06:25 +0000 UTC View PostNikola’s eyes shifted upward, his brow creasing with a trace of worry, as he asked, “Have you memorized your cover story yet?”
“Huh, ugh, yes!” I replied for the umpteenth time.
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Name: Blake
Race: Black Pudding
Class: Dungeon Monster
“You cannot be serious,” Kaida exclaimed, her voice laced with horror. “This is a terrible idea,” she continued, casting a pleading glance at Olin, silently urging him to convince me that I...
2023-05-26 23:43:22 +0000 UTC View PostI found myself scurrying down the cobblestone path, my little glowing orange eyeball and its accompanying spider legs navigating with ease. The guards stationed outside the gate were as dimwitted a...
2023-05-24 20:54:55 +0000 UTC View Post
“Dreams are like the stars, infinite and ever so beautiful as they sparkle in the dark of night, forever out of our reach. So, it is incumbent upon us to forge our own stars.” ~ Me
A whis...
2023-05-23 02:06:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Nikola was having a strange day!
He had been summoned to this reality by Kaida, who had taken on the role of a caring and doting mother. However, beneath her façade, he knew he was nothing m...
2023-05-21 22:44:47 +0000 UTC View Post