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Chapter 10 - Too Used To Death

Featuring more yakuza scumbaggery.

Chapter 9 - Endless Yakuza Hunger

Froge go nom nom nom

Chapter 8 - One Step Closer to Divinity

Sp00ky stuff mates

Chapter 7 - Stealing Your Door, And Other Extreme Sports

STEAL THE DOOR FROM THE FRAME STEAL THE DOOR FROM THE FRAME STEAL THE DOOR FROM THE FRAME STEAL THE DOOR FROM THE FRAME STEAL THE DOOR FROM THE FRAME STEAL THE DOOR FROM THE FRAME STEAL THE DOOR FR...

Chapter 6 - Love Gurus For Hire

Phil and Lumina reveal their true power, the power of shipping! Who will they target next?

Chapter 5 - Welcome to the Underground

Looks like the monsters are unionizing this chapter!

Chapter 4 - Yakuza Town

Don't have much to say other than cheers to ya'll and have a good week!

Chapter 3 - Neon Monk Funk

Jean's deck was one I wanted to bust out for quite a while. Glad to finally use it, and there's still a few more parts to it yet to be revealed!

Chapter 2 - Borger Time With Froge And Friends

Borger shoppe. Nom!

Chapter 1 – An Unfrogettable Start!

Here's chapter 1 lads, good to be back.

Chapter 32 - Twilight Zone

Cass waited by the barn for a full day watching the flames die down. Even as night passed into morning, then afternoon and night again, she did not move from where she sat on the hood of Mr. Moon�...

Chapter 31 - Battle Without Honor or Humanity

His gun was gone. Mr. Moon hadn’t the faintest idea where it had been lost, but neither did he have the time to think over it. Before him was a massive bald man, covered in thick hues of dripping...

Chapter 30 - Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood

The needle of the speedometer trembled from where it hovered somewhere high in the hundreds. Ordinarily that speed, on a country road filled with twists and turns, would be lunacy, but he knew ther...

Chapter 29 - Running on Empty

Before the chapter starts, FYI for all paying Patreon members: I expect to finish with Urban Nirvana within a month, maybe a month and a half. After that I plan on writing a sequel to Frog out of W...

Chapter 28 - Crucifix Of Light

The stolen two-seater Chevrolet pickup truck slammed into the side of the FBI agent’s Buick to a shrieking chorus of broken glass and crumpled metal. Vladischov was out of the vehicle’s cab in ...

Chapter 27 - Bad Company

The Henryks farm. Mr. Moon didn’t recognize the name at all, but that did not mean much. The country was filled with old farmsteads, both ones still being actively worked and ones rotting away to...

Chapter 26 - She Swallowed Burning Coals

Mr. Moon lowered the revolver in his hands once it became clear the madman was not returning. In a flash it had started, in a flash it had ended. Dag let out a pained grunt as he stepped away from ...

Chapter 25 - Fight Your Demons

Once more it felt as if the world was holding its breath. That was what it appeared to be in Cass’s eyes. The door separating the office from the hallway and the living room was cast wide open. E...

Chapter 24 - In Hell We Live

For once in Cass’s life, being in her father’s office at home was not a comforting feeling. The fireplace, once so warm and cozy, felt otherworldly now. Like it served another master, one more ...

Chapter 23 - Counting Bodies Like Sheep

Steve held out a cautioning hand to Ms. Miller, beckoning her to stand away from the door to the basement. It could be nothing. It could be hooligans breaking into the house for fun thinking the oc...

Chapter 22 - Midnight Danger

Cass flung herself to the side as Mr. Moon came crashing over the fence, a coarse string of swears flying from her lips as her hands scrabbled for her pistol. In the innermost parts of her mind, th...

Chapter 21 - Divine Madness

It felt like a mirror of her desperate escape from the police station. Everything traveled in slow motion. Moving the tiny muscles in her fingers to begin squeezing the trigger felt like she was tr...

Chapter 20 - Don't Fear the Reaper

Compared to the steadily darkening sky, the warm light leaking out from the windows and the open door of the Sothermen Funeral Home felt like there was a completely different world contained inside...

Chapter 19 - Never Meant to Belong

Life Celebration for Those Threads Cut Short

7:00 p.m., Tuesday

Sothermen Funeral Home

All Are Welcome

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Steve finished wrapping the coal-black tie aroun...

Chapter 18 - Dispossession

Mr. Moon slipped the gloves off his hands, pulling himself from a crouch to his full height to observe the new arrivals on the scene. His gloves, still dyed rust-red with dried blood from his inves...

Chapter 17 - Snow in Summer

Five in the morning. That was when Mr. Moon got the call. It wasn’t a notice from Ms. Miller, but rather a panicked radio message from Paul, the temporary chief of police. The man had hardly been...

Chapter 16 - Nightcall

Mr. Moon unconsciously tapped out a drumbeat on the steering wheel with his fingers. There was little sense rushing even after hearing what Ms. Miller had to say over the radio. Whoever it was that...

Chapter 15 - The Dogs

Cass’s breath hissed through her teeth as she surveyed the damage. All four tires on their ‘borrowed’ patrol car were slashed. It was the same with her dad’s car. Every tire was damaged pas...

Chapter 14 - Zero Eclipse

Houses whizzed by like blurred afterimages in the distance under the rapidly darkening evening sky. The sun had already dipped below the horizon, marking the transition from early evening to twilig...

Chapter 13 - I Talk to the Rain

“Second floor’s clear!” Dag’s voice thundered from above. Mr. Moon did not reply, only filing Dag’s report away in his head while he continued to methodically search through the main floo...