The person who sent me the very distressing exit survey has DM’d me with an apology. Whilst I thanked them for their apology, I believe blocking them from my Patreon is the right next step. ...
2023-01-31 06:31:02 +0000 UTC
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"Gentlemen, it is my greatest pleasure to inform you: I have paid off all my student loans. Thank you for absolutely everything."
2023-01-30 14:15:04 +0000 UTC
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Some of you guys wanted me to start uploading scripts as a separate thing. Here's one I wrote today. Hope you like it.
Let me know if you want this to be a permeant thing.
A...
2023-01-30 14:04:37 +0000 UTC
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I could be madly in love with a man, and I will never, ever, ever want him to send me a picture of his penis. It’s just not a want of mine.
“Yes, John, I know what it looks lik...
2023-01-29 19:08:54 +0000 UTC
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So many men do not smile in photos. And I find it really sad. I don’t know if it’s a macho thing, feeling like it’s weak to look happy or some nonsense, but honestly, it’s so good to ...
2023-01-29 18:46:16 +0000 UTC
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The really interesting thing is people will tell you to be honest with them and then when you are, they get aggressive and rude. Girl, boy, whomever, walk away and don’t look back! This applies t...
2023-01-29 18:35:07 +0000 UTC
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"Anybody else find talking about sex really tedious? Especially in dating situations. Like, bro, I don't wanna talk dirty with you, I wanna know your favourite dog breed and how burnt you like your...
2023-01-27 16:59:26 +0000 UTC
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I make no bones about the fact that I find life challenging.
But I just wanted to say that I really am incredibly lucky.
I get to work from home, financially support my enti...
2023-01-26 18:08:21 +0000 UTC
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Why spread hate, when you can spread butter... on bread... at 3AM... for maximum goblin bliss.
Don't be a jerk, spread butter.
2023-01-26 17:50:57 +0000 UTC
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Please, thank you, appreciate you very much.
2023-01-26 14:01:20 +0000 UTC
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DM from a patron:
"I have been addicted to your porn since I was 17 I never looked for it not at first I went to YouTube which was a place I thought was safe which had rules ...
2023-01-25 10:33:44 +0000 UTC
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Audio by TeacupAudio
2023-01-22 23:17:56 +0000 UTC
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I feel like I’ve been in a rut. Wanted to run some ideas with you guys. Please feel free to add or comment on any of the concepts.
- Centaur Girlfriend
- Goth Gi...
2023-01-22 18:02:00 +0000 UTC
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If you have a wholesome or a degenerate question, please feel free to ask and I will reply very honestly.
Thank you so much.
I hope you have a great day :)
2023-01-20 15:50:35 +0000 UTC
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Thank you for enabling me to work from home and look after my dogs.
The trainer is so supportive and encouraging and we're already seeing a huge difference.
2023-01-20 15:39:16 +0000 UTC
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Practical:
- Take a shower/bath. The power of personal hygiene should not be underestimated.
- Eat something. Anxiety, dep...
2023-01-19 17:40:25 +0000 UTC
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I don't think it can ever be overstated just how much you guys have bettered my life.
I'll never be able to pay you back. I know that. But I will try to do this and that for you.
Just, ...
2023-01-19 11:45:52 +0000 UTC
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2023-01-18 19:57:42 +0000 UTC
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Bloopers by the Scottish Bastard.
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Non-copyright Music:
Something Fell Off Wilbur - Harry Edvino
2023-01-18 10:38:09 +0000 UTC
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✨Our Girlfriend Series:✨
PART ONE:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/our-girlf...
2023-01-17 16:50:28 +0000 UTC
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Wholesomeness?
Degeneracy?
Bloopers?
Please let me know.
Thank you :)
2023-01-17 14:15:22 +0000 UTC
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Just wanted to clarify that all audios are works of fiction and therefore acting. A few people have DM’d me, and yes, even the pocket dial audios are me acting.
Girl cannot come on demand. ...
2023-01-17 11:06:53 +0000 UTC
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Life is tough. Things happen. But I'm guessing you probably still try to be a good person.
And that is admirable. Really. It's a good thing.
But sometimes, just sometimes it reall...
2023-01-16 15:15:41 +0000 UTC
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