"How... how are you still hard?!"
I promised you a white Christmas
I didn't say it would be wholesome.
"Do you need a...
2022-12-27 18:24:37 +0000 UTC
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"Lie on top of me forever."
Not a wish, not a want
That's my Christmas promise :)
"You're coming with me, Mister."...
2022-12-25 22:17:15 +0000 UTC
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"Merry It's Just Another Day! Whether you're alone, with family, at work, in bed sick - cheers to you."
2022-12-25 14:00:18 +0000 UTC
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2022-12-24 05:12:24 +0000 UTC
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Yeah, so I cut my own bangs.
It’s bad. Contemplating not going outside again bad.
Please don’t cut your bangs or your own hair unless you have the skills and hairdressing scis...
2022-12-23 22:38:36 +0000 UTC
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Me irl: Yeah, I'm not ready to hold hands yet.
Me listening to a slightly sexual song: I AM THE QUEEN OF WHORE ISLAND! :D
2022-12-22 19:45:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
So, I get a lot of DM's where people ask to be online friends, and I was thinking, what if you guys hung out online together?
I personally don't have online friendsh...
2022-12-21 18:43:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
I have no voice. I feel guilty.
Can we please do a Q&A and I will respond as enthusiastically as a hentai MILF getting dicked-down :)
Plea...
2022-12-21 10:39:53 +0000 UTC
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"It's incredibly endearing, in any context, when someone asks "is this okay?". Whether it's romance, friendship, familial, someone just making sure you're comfortable and happy to proceed.... *chef...
2022-12-20 20:37:01 +0000 UTC
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Please vote. It helps with my indecisive nonsense.
Thank you.
2022-12-19 23:05:29 +0000 UTC
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I blooped. And now I share :)
...
No Copyright Music:
Chicken Beat - Speedy The Spider
2022-12-19 22:51:32 +0000 UTC
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As we know, Christmas can be a lot. It can be intense, chaotic, heck, even downright stressful/depressing.
All holidays, particularly Christmas, are very good at bringing out big emotio...
2022-12-19 16:10:58 +0000 UTC
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“You are safe and loved.”
As you should be.
“You emotionally available, mature mother-trucker.”
…
2022-12-19 12:00:51 +0000 UTC
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I advocate for men being the little spoon. It's non-negotiable. Boy, you've been given mixed up ideas about masculinity and self-worth, let me hold you like the fine, strong man you are.
I kn...
2022-12-18 18:34:29 +0000 UTC
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“Yeah, when I said I was good in bed, I probably should have specified.”
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Script & Audio by TeacupAudio
2022-12-18 12:26:25 +0000 UTC
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Felt moved today because my neighbours invited me to have tea with them. I'm an anti-social moron, so someone showing a sincere interest in getting to know me is... slightly uncomfortable, but also...
2022-12-17 21:55:41 +0000 UTC
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“You wanna get me?”
Vacations are the most wonderful time
to unleash the freak.
“Come on, then.”
...<...
2022-12-15 22:02:13 +0000 UTC
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Soooooo....
The highest tier teacups never get enough! Never! These ladies and gentlemen give so much and ask so little.
My business has survived a global pandemic and these gemst...
2022-12-15 16:34:50 +0000 UTC
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So, what's some sexy stuff we haven't explored in audios?
Not so much a concept call, but more a "what's the kind of sex you'd like to see in the next NSFW audio"?
<...
2022-12-15 12:25:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
So, we might no longer be on YouTube, but that doesn't mean we should miss out the stellar thumbnails.
✨ Every month I'll upload a new batch for your viewing ple...
2022-12-15 12:13:19 +0000 UTC
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“You know what would really make me happy?”
?
“If you got under here with me.”
:)
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2022-12-14 16:45:37 +0000 UTC
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"Don't mind me. Just crying in the shower because my listeners are the only reason I've had access to consistent mental healthcare and they're probably one of the most significant factors as to why...
2022-12-13 18:11:37 +0000 UTC
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“I just looked at your face and remembered how much I love you.”
Christmas is about staying close to you.
So, that’s what I’m gonna do.
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2022-12-13 12:28:02 +0000 UTC
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Any Christmas themed audios or even just winter audio concepts, please write them below.
Let’s get you some cozy content to snuggle up with.
Thank you so much :)
2022-12-12 19:06:05 +0000 UTC
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“Did you just ask to see my boobs?”
“Okay, okay, I’ll show you my tits!”
…
Winner of this month’s Tea’s Choice ...
2022-12-12 13:33:00 +0000 UTC
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"The thought of talking to anybody besides you today is just...not negotiable."
I wanna be soft and alone with you.
...
<...
2022-12-12 12:05:56 +0000 UTC
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Well, back into the shame box once more :)
2022-12-11 21:22:37 +0000 UTC
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2022-12-07 20:37:16 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys -
Due to mental illness, I am cancelling commissions for the foreseeable future.
I'm honestly sorry. I don't want to give any bullshit excuses or do bad wor...
2022-12-06 18:49:22 +0000 UTC
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“You brought me an Egg McMuffin, I could kiss you.”
To know someone well is peak romance.
“So, is this how you envisioned our first date?”
<...
2022-12-06 16:42:47 +0000 UTC
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