"Before any of us send that shitty comment, email, whatever, let's remember that we're messaging an actual person who's probably got as many problems as us. We don't fix negativity by passing it on...
2021-12-06 21:19:44 +0000 UTC View Post“I don’t mind at all…”
Some jobs are a pleasure
“Especially when I get to hear you whimper like that.” 2021-12-06 17:17:13 +0000 UTC View Post
“You like somebody?!”
Sometimes, the person we're not meant for
Can be the person who wishes us the best.
“NO! THAT IS SO NICE!” 2021-12-06 17:16:22 +0000 UTC View Post
“Wipe that smile off your face before I drop kick you.”
Sex is nice
But when you find a homie that provides ass aftercare - that's love.
...
2021-12-06 17:15:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"Sexuality is often presented in media as very cartoonish and over-the-top. Sexuality is different for everyone. Just because you see a naked man or woman doesn't mean you'll instantly become posse...
2021-12-05 16:47:22 +0000 UTC View Post
"Interviewer: So, what have you learned since becoming a VA?
Me: Men love big women who can kick their asses and hold them like they're tiny babies."
Also MANY m...
2021-12-05 16:21:28 +0000 UTC View Post
"Itty bitty titties are fucking glorious and adorable. Fat cow-girl titties are magnificent and scrumptious. Huge & tiny man titties are wondrous and wholesome. Ladies, gentlemen, all titties a...
2021-12-04 17:29:45 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
This was originally a response to someone who wrote into our Agony Aunt-Tea post, and I thought it might be helpful to share it with you guys. I've adapted it slightly to be mor...
2021-12-04 14:36:46 +0000 UTC View Post
How to handle unsolicited dick pics/sexual messages:
"Can you hang on, babe, I just need to squeeze out a GIANT SHIT FIRST. Like worryingly large. Oh god, it's painful. Yeah, I'm gonn...
2021-12-03 18:11:35 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
I apologise for not replying to any commission messages as of yet. Small crisis with the family happened last night that still needs attention today. I will respond as soon as I...
2021-12-03 11:43:22 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
Welcome to Agony Aunt-Tea, Teacups.
This is a place where we can talk about you.
Please feel free to share a trouble, a worry, or something you'd like advice on. And I will do my very b...
2021-12-02 20:53:13 +0000 UTC View Post“Mom pulled me into the kitchen and said 'oh my god, he's adorable'.”
They love you
I love you
You have to stay forever. <...
2021-12-02 17:16:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► 2021-12-01 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
"You can literally be having the most casual, non-sexual conversation, say something like "yeah, haven't shaved my legs in like..." and from nowhere some asshole will be like "I DON'T FIND BODY HAI...
2021-12-01 18:06:15 +0000 UTC View Post► Please, enter our monthly competition here, submit your concept (either in the comments or via DM's), and be in with a chance of being Tea's Choice! ►
✨We've had two ...
2021-12-01 12:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
"I joke a lot, but I'm at a point where I really feel proud of my job. It's taken me a long time to get here, but I truly feel it is so much more than just voicing p*rn. It's about making people fe...
2021-11-30 21:48:39 +0000 UTC View Post"I'm so glad you're my husband."
What more is there to say or do.
Oh... wait.
"Where are my manners, I need to be naked to...
2021-11-30 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"You know how your laptop slows and crashes when its running low on battery, we're literally that simple too. Make time to rest, even if it's only a little while. You can't do your job, live your l...
2021-11-29 20:47:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► 2021-11-29 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“Don't you baby me, you just assaulted me!”
You're dating a Tsundere type
Tickling can be critical.
In more ways than one.
“Yes, i...
2021-11-29 17:10:04 +0000 UTC View Post
"I've created an audio so WHOLESOME you might not even realise it's p*rn. This, Teacups, may just be my proudest moment as a wholesome degenerate. See you and the wholesome p*rnography tomorrow." 2021-11-29 14:30:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Men who lie about sleeping with women they definitely did not sleep with ):
Men who are honest and chill about not sleeping with anyone yet because it's not a big deal :)"
The pressure...
2021-11-28 20:23:12 +0000 UTC View Post
"When you're low, people will (with every good intention) tell you to be grateful for what you have. But it's okay to not always be grateful. Sometimes, you need to feel shitty and sad. That doesn'...
2021-11-27 20:30:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Another beautiful exit survey:
"Dear Tea, sadly I have to cancel my membership but due to recent changes in my financial situation I cant afford to continue my support at this point in time. ...
2021-11-27 20:01:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"Don't be concerned about the people who don't want kids. Be concerned about people who have kids and treat them like shit. Stop worrying about children who don't exist. The ones who are alive and ...
2021-11-26 19:25:47 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-11-26 17:43:48 +0000 UTC View Post
"Content creators want you to put your personal finances before supporting them, always. Entertainment is great, but food, water and shelter are musts. Always put yourself first before supporting a...
2021-11-26 17:25:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Well, since you’re so fond of me being big and strong…”
Do you even top, bro?
Yes. Yes, I do.
“Why don’t I top this time?” 2021-11-25 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
“You look like something I wanna put in my mouth.”
Dress up
So I can make a mess of you.
“In fact, I’m gonna need t...
2021-11-25 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post