"I remember being astounded at 100 patrons, and I am astounded now. I am beyond lucky that anyone supports me. I only hope I keep making the content that interests you. Thank you for everything, tr...
2021-10-25 12:00:21 +0000 UTC View Post
"I promise you, you are not the only person who spends the whole day in bed feeling like a loser. I promise you that. We all get depressed, overwhelmed, burnout. Sometimes, you need to recharge, do...
2021-10-24 18:22:15 +0000 UTC View Post“I am a fishnet-wearing, certified Halloween pervert.”
Honey, it's a Halloween party...
Unwholesomeness is a must.
“B...
2021-10-24 14:28:26 +0000 UTC View PostTell me.
Please and thank you.
2021-10-24 14:19:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Me: *watches realistic, romantic p*rn where the actors are consenting adults showcasing consensual, communicative sex*
Also me: I am literally watching this ...
2021-10-23 18:07:35 +0000 UTC View PostGuys -
Come on, now. 4950 patrons!
This is getting out of hand.
I am so, so grateful, but what can I do to thank you if we get there?...
2021-10-23 11:14:13 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
Guys -
I'm sorry I'm such a wet blanket, but sometimes I just feel overwhelmed with this covertly narcissistic want for "let's all be happy. I want us all to fall in love, have wonder...
2021-10-21 20:34:33 +0000 UTC View Post"So, I guess the question is...are you a monster fucker?"
Eat a snickers, bois.
You're gonna need your energy.
"Oh, h...
2021-10-21 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
"I am blessed by my patrons and their feedback:
'Easy to just get drunk and wank to. Thanks Tea for the comfort, it's helped me a lot.'"
2021-10-20 19:28:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► 2021-10-20 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
“I’m not accusing you of being sleazy, I’m accusing you of wanting to kiss me.”
No more flirting
It's time for something real.
...
2021-10-19 18:15:17 +0000 UTC View Post
"Suggest me pov audio concepts, please and thank you."
2021-10-19 17:37:44 +0000 UTC View Post“Yes, sir, the room is freezing, the bed is freezing, but we…"
Love me like I'm your home
Like I'm the place you return to.
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► 2021-10-18 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
"Now, take off your shirt and let me get at it."
Accept the fact that even though you don't always love yourself
I, very much, do.
...
2021-10-17 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTell me.
Please and thank you.
2021-10-17 16:30:17 +0000 UTC View Post“Honey, after last night… I think I owe you.”
Hear it, feel it, enjoy it.
Your orgasm and subsequent power nap await.
Now, pl...
2021-10-16 18:20:21 +0000 UTC View Post“Honey, after last night… I think I owe you.”
Hear it, feel it, enjoy it.
Your orgasm and subsequent power nap await.
Now, pl...
2021-10-16 18:19:40 +0000 UTC View Post► EROTIC AUDIO ARCHIVE:
https://drive.google.com/drive/u/1/...
2021-10-15 13:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
2021-10-15 12:39:29 +0000 UTC View Post“Wait! What if it leaves a mark?!”
If she fits, she sits.
“This amount of pressure cannot be good for the human face.”
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Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► 2021-10-13 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone left this exit survey, and I just had to share it:
"I am so sorry Tea. I have followed you for years and love your content, but my self-hate has just gotten to the point that i can no...
2021-10-13 14:57:50 +0000 UTC View Post“Turned on?"
Rub up on me
In the most wholesome of ways.
"I’m beyond turned on, I’m goo.”
Patreon ► https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3472768
Twitter ► 2021-10-11 19:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
“We said stuff…”
Tell me the truth
Because now might be the only chance.
“And I was not just saying it because we w...
2021-10-11 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostYo, Teacups! Sometimes I feel like I stay caught in a cycle of the same movies, books, activities, and whatever else. If you suffer from this, I hope this small collection of recommendations can be...
2021-10-10 17:48:38 +0000 UTC View Post✨Vote today. Audios out next week!✨
Best wishes,
Tea
“Don’t you dare be careful.”
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
“Touch me, feel me, see me, love me.”
<...
2021-10-07 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post