“Just keep puking... I’ll be here.”
Even when it's all too much
I'll rub your back and make you laugh
"You and me. Gross and vulnerable and together...
2021-05-24 17:03:07 +0000 UTC
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"Let women be so much more than just "beautiful". Women don't care if you find them attractive. Women care if they're respected, safe, and worthy of a life outside of someone...
2021-05-23 20:19:12 +0000 UTC
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"Being a man means being a kind person. It doesn't mean holding in your feelings, being aggressive, and generally feeling miserable and lonely. Let men order cocktails, let m...
2021-05-23 20:04:57 +0000 UTC
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"Just finished recording some audios, and it feels so good to be back making new things. Thank you to everyone and anyone who makes my job possible. I will never forget how l...
2021-05-22 18:10:21 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
We're back - let's do this!
It's your turn to pick this week! So, please let me know which one of these you'd like to hear.
✨Vote today. A...
2021-05-22 14:41:07 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
So, the good news is we're moved in and ready to go. The bad news is (because obviously nothing can ever go smoothly) the contractors keep delaying the work on the studio: panel...
2021-05-21 11:00:47 +0000 UTC
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I’m of the firm belief that sexuality isn’t a battlefield. Sexuality is layered, diverse, colourful - but divided into extreme archetypes that directly oppose one another - not so much.
C...
2021-05-19 12:16:58 +0000 UTC
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"Ssh. You'll wake them up."
Between darkness and embers
All I want is you
"Do you want me to lick you?"
...
Script & Audio by Tea...
2021-05-17 20:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Teacups -
We're very nearly there, and since we are, we need some ideas.
I really appreciate that people have sent in MANY ideas before, but please know that I apprecia...
2021-05-17 12:20:55 +0000 UTC
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"Ya'll ready for some post-apocalyptic campfire sexy times?"
Well, if not, I don't know what to tell you. It's happening and it's all I've got until I get into that dam...
2021-05-16 19:51:48 +0000 UTC
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"GUYS! THE TENANTS HAVE GONE! We can move in next week! This is the FIFTH time the date's been changed, but they're officially gone and the vendor is letting us in next Wedne...
2021-05-13 20:22:29 +0000 UTC
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“I never thought being a nympho would bring so many relationship problems!”
Wholesome degeneracy is full of surprises
“I guess I’ve got a lot to learn o...
2021-05-10 17:28:06 +0000 UTC
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“You are absolutely gorgeous.”
I'm gonna listen
I'm gonna compliment
But most importantly...
I'm gonna join you under those covers
“Yes,...
2021-05-10 16:50:59 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
I've had one of those days where everything is just a bit "oh, fuck you". But I'd like to put out something good. I believe in taking a shit day, situation, pha...
2021-05-07 17:15:37 +0000 UTC
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Today's topic: Why It's More Than Okay Not to Want Kids [In My Opinion]
So, in my humble opinion, children are often portrayed unfairly. They’re placed at the peak of Happi...
2021-05-06 14:31:22 +0000 UTC
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So, what would you like me to babble about?
2021-05-05 14:01:41 +0000 UTC
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“I just want you.”
I'm here for you
With open arms
Open legs
And an open, hungry mouth
“Please, master… I’m so lonely.”
2021-05-04 20:00:03 +0000 UTC
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"Some believe that intelligence is more important than kindness (particularly in a partner). Now, intelligence is great, but kindness is everything. I'd rather fuck a kind, s...
2021-05-03 20:52:48 +0000 UTC
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“Not yet, honey.”
Some people sleep walk
Some people sleep talk
But only the very special sleep nom.
“It’s not time to wake up.”<...
2021-05-03 16:50:05 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to Agony Aunt-Tea, Teacups.
This is a place where we can talk about you.
Please feel free to share a trouble, a worry, or something you'd like advice on. And I will do my very b...
2021-05-03 13:00:39 +0000 UTC
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"Therapists, counsellors, people we seek guidance from are absolutely fucked up too. You can give excellent advice, help people, function, and be a complete mess in yourself....
2021-05-02 16:37:20 +0000 UTC
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"Okay, I have literally four audios left on my computer. I need to not be homeless very soon. I truly hope the tenants keep their word and move out on the 14th. Truly, just t...
2021-04-30 16:43:32 +0000 UTC
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Hey Teacups -
So, because of my current housing limbo, I only have so many audios pre-recorded on my laptop. As such, I feel it might be more interesting to keep you in suspense and not give ...
2021-04-29 18:26:18 +0000 UTC
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