Hey Teacups -
So, because of my current housing limbo, I only have so many audios pre-recorded on my laptop. As such, I feel it might be more interesting to keep you in suspense and not give ...
2021-04-09 14:51:59 +0000 UTC View Post“How do you feel when we’re having sex?”
Your thoughts are appreciated
Your experiences noted
Now, help me make emotionally satisfying smut
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2021-04-08 16:50:04 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s been a long time since we’ve kissed.”
Sometimes, you don't need anything more
Just kisses and cuddles
“I mean, since we’ve just kissed....
2021-04-07 16:50:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"I realise I'm just some dumb stranger on the internet, but I really do want you to be okay. I know there's been times in my life where I felt like nobody was there, nobody k...
2021-04-05 18:42:45 +0000 UTC View PostSo, a controversial opinion, but an opinion nonetheless - events kill joy. Or probably more accurately, the pressure around events can kill joy.
So, what do I mean by events?...
2021-04-05 14:10:29 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"Fat people know they're fat, underweight people know they're underweight. People don't need their issues pointing out to them, they need respect and the assurance that their...
2021-04-03 19:17:56 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"It's important to remember that when people offer suggestions on how to be happier, most people are just trying to help. They're not trying to condescend, generalise or sugg...
2021-04-03 17:47:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
I don't have anywhere to record right now, so I figured this would be a great time to compile as many new concept ideas as possible.
So, if you have an idea for an a...
2021-04-02 19:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"You don't have anything to prove to anyone."
2021-04-02 15:14:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
So, unfortunately, I might be losing my house. I'm really just out here not knowing what's going to happen. There's a situation with the tenants in my new home and it's all gott...
2021-04-01 14:10:23 +0000 UTC View PostToday's topic: Why It's Good to Romanticise Your Life [In My Opinion]
So, in my humble opinion, we need to fall in love with our lives. Or at least, we need to try to.
...
2021-03-31 19:02:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"My dyslexia says more about me than how many dicks I've had inside me. Don't let anyone shame you about sex or lack there of. Your sex, your business."
2021-03-31 15:53:11 +0000 UTC View PostToday's topic: The Concept of Virginity is Garbage [In My Opinion]
So, in my humble opinion, virginity is just a trash concept.
I haven’t done extensive research, I c...
2021-03-31 11:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post“I feel really bad asking, but…”
Shy Vampire Girlfriends
Are Nothing If Not Polite.
“Is there any chance I could feed on you?” 2021-03-30 16:50:05 +0000 UTC View Post
So, what would you like me to babble about?
2021-03-30 16:19:21 +0000 UTC View Post"What a clever little muse you are!"
One stormy night
A lover gave their lover
The power to inspire others.
Through the medium called
Th...
2021-03-29 16:50:09 +0000 UTC View Post“Well, I’ve made this sufficiently awkward…”
Don't get distracted by the titties
Comfort the spunky, sassy succubus.
“I should probably just sat...
2021-03-29 16:42:22 +0000 UTC View Post*This month’s Agony Aunt-Tea is slightly early because I’m stuck in a hotel room and there’s very little audio content I can do right now.*
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Welcome to Agony Aunt-Tea, Teacups....
2021-03-29 15:32:25 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"Thank you for every kindness you've shown to yourself and others. Kindness is so powerful that it doesn't need to be given to you for you to be touched by it. You, out there...
2021-03-26 20:28:09 +0000 UTC View Post"I think I might be rubbing off on you."
You bring the wholesome
I'll be your degenerate.
"You might be rubbing off on me too."
... 2021-03-24 17:46:05 +0000 UTC View Post
So, there’s something peculiar about me that I feel we ought to establish. I love to connect with people, but at a distance.
I love offering snippets of thought, feeling, excitement, passio...
2021-03-23 12:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
So, I was supposed to complete my house purchase today, but unfortunately, it is now going to be delayed for two weeks. This is a bit of a hiccup because I have to be out of my ...
2021-03-23 12:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
It's your turn to pick this week! So, please let me know which one of these you'd like to hear.
✨Vote today. Audio out next week!✨
Best wishes,<...
2021-03-23 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post“You feel loved, right?”
Love me tender
Love me true
Love me half as much
As I love you.
“If you’re gonna love, you should do it with ...
2021-03-22 17:49:23 +0000 UTC View Post“And this is the part where I lose my job for sexual harassment!”
Stop! In the name of the horny!
And love! Stop for that too!
“Don’t worry,...
2021-03-22 17:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups -
So, something very exciting might be around the corner.
If we reach 5000 patrons, ALL PATRONS (new & existing) will receive a digital calendar c...
2021-03-22 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"We also need to tell girls and women that the most important thing is that you're happy. Your purpose isn't to be beautiful or pleasing or complimentary to anyone else's lif...
2021-03-21 15:22:05 +0000 UTC View Post
The image reads:
"We need to tell boys and men that it's okay to cry over the little things too. Cry about failing a driving test, cry about feeling embarrassed, cry about your friend letting...
2021-03-21 15:04:39 +0000 UTC View PostSo, there’s something peculiar about me that I feel we ought to establish. I love to connect with people, but at a distance.
I love offering snippets of thought, feeling, excitement, passio...
2021-03-20 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI've been writing for a long time.
I'm not great, but I do love it, and I think it might be a fun thing to do.
I'd essentially talk about life, love, daily struggles, and offer a ...
2021-03-18 19:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post