"How do you do that? How do you simultaneously piss me off and make me belly laugh?"
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Two assholes in love. That's it. 2020-03-23 19:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Teacups -
I'm happy to announce that thanks to your amazing pledges we have been able to invest in a quality binaural microphone. This is a professional, versati...
2020-03-20 15:13:45 +0000 UTC View Post"I haven't slept or showered or done anything all weekend and this is what I have to show for it!"
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She's gross, she's emotional, ...
2020-03-19 18:01:36 +0000 UTC View Post
"Do I really look okay? The girls aren't droopy or anything?"
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You've won your MILF. You've wined and dined her. And now it's ...
2020-03-18 20:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post"Baby. Stop! You're gonna get me in trouble... And not the good kind."
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🎵Pressure pushing down on me. Pressing down on you.🎵...
2020-03-18 18:57:54 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
Due to someone uploading the NSFW Google Drive to Reddit I've decided to close it down for a short period.
A new link will follow soon. Until then please use the
"Do I really look okay? The girls aren't droopy or anything?"
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You've won your MILF. You've wined and dined her. And now it's ...
2020-03-17 19:51:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-03-16 20:01:04 +0000 UTC View Post"I'm sick of indulging little girls who want an eyeful."
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It's date night. You got to a club: you dance, you laugh.
Ev...
2020-03-16 19:03:10 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-03-11 20:00:46 +0000 UTC View Post"I’m talking about all this jiggle. Look at it! Oh, never mind, feel it!"
You like 'em big! You like 'em chunky!
"You make me feel like the best version...
2020-03-11 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post"Be a man and lay your head in my lap."
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Wholesome (with a hint of deviant) girlfriend spoils you rotten:
Hey Teacups -
I just wanted to state the obvious (because sometimes it's not so obvious)...
From one internet stranger to another, it's okay to feel really shitty sometimes...
2020-03-09 20:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-03-09 20:01:22 +0000 UTC View Post"Goodness! Well, that explains the ruckus. So, you're what all the fuss is about?"
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Big brain, big boobs, big heart. Your next...
2020-03-09 19:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post"What am I doing? Well, you’re a smart guy, can’t you tell? Or has it been that long?"
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You've lost the war. You're at her mer...
2020-03-06 00:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-03-04 21:01:44 +0000 UTC View Post"Y-you! B-baby. I-I mean master. What... what are you doing here?"
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Your girlfriend starts her new part-time job at a cosplay cafe...
2020-03-04 00:16:22 +0000 UTC View Post
"Welcome home, darling. How was your day?"
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Everyday's an adventure when you're dating an Otaku:
"Wait....
2020-03-02 20:43:40 +0000 UTC View Post"Welcome home, darling. How was your day?"
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Everyday's an adventure when you're dating an Otaku:
"Wait....
2020-03-02 18:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post"Honey! I'm home and I'm horny as fuck - let's do this!"
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It's play time.
"Honey, I have big titties an...
2020-02-28 00:05:46 +0000 UTC View Post"Get in with you? Hey, you don’t have to tell me twice."
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Travelling on the Sleeper Train, sharing a cramped compartment, two fr...
2020-02-26 18:20:23 +0000 UTC View Post"I’m still not exactly sure why I’m here, but I’m very flattered regardless and I hope to do a good job!"
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Thank you to ...
2020-02-24 19:41:20 +0000 UTC View PostHey Teacups -
So, I literally just realised that it’s Valentine’s Day today! As such I just wanted to spread some positive facts and help debunk this truly unimportant holiday!...
2020-02-14 11:22:20 +0000 UTC View Post"Master! I’m so relieved you’re finally home. You had me worried sick, you know."
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Normal Girlfriend and Neko Girlfriend - Get...
2020-02-14 00:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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2020-02-12 20:10:56 +0000 UTC View Post"YOU DON'T FUCK WITH MOTHERS!"
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Your lion-hearted human mother defends you to the last stand.
No matter that she's sma...
2020-02-12 17:12:40 +0000 UTC View Post"No, no. You listen to me! Baby, your penis is fantastic!"
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Restoring your confidence and tearing down bullshit:
