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Saturday Morning Archaeology: Going Live

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Nuking the Fourth Wall – Byker Grove's Wild Finale

You may remember the written version of this, as a Great Moment in Pop Culture, 3 years ago, and so far I've stayed away from full-on adaptions of previous pieces as it feels like a bit of a swizz....

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Masterspy

I grew up in an era where pseudo-spying was a popular trend for kids, with Usborne's handbooks giving p...

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VHS:WTF - Gulf Aid

Content warning: horrible 90's racism

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Allsorts

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Owt Good On, Mam? – Su Pollard Special

Though she's an ever-present reference, even taking a small but pivotal role in a Patreon novella, I've...

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Jubilee Bonus Post - The Guffer

Half my first day was spent signing NDAs before they even told me what the job entailed.

The pay ...

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VHS:WTF - Mr. T Motivates You

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Royal Variety: Part II

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Pauline's Quirkes

As a one-line pitch to sell me on something, 'chat-cum-magazine-cum-sketch show hosted by a teenage Pau...

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Owt Good On, Mam? - Celebrity Helpers

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Sunday Night Dread: That's Life

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Brian Conley

Brian Conley's another of those cultural oddities who were massive for years, endlessly quoted in class...

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A Salute to Rod, Jane and Freddy

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Beginner Hauntology: Interference

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Owt Good On, Mam? - When Game Shows Had The Horn

As a terribly repressed figure, bloated with shame and self-loathing, it's with some trepidation I must...

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Saturday Morning Archaeology: No. 73

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VHS:WTF - Football Videos

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The 11 O'Clock Show

Channel 4's The 11 O'Clock Show was one of the most reviled series of the early 21st ...

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Saturday Morning Archaeology: Motormouth

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The Great British Beauty Contest: Part II

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Whodunnit?

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Saturday Morning Archaeology at Christmas

As this is the final post of 2021, I'm afraid I have to do a Yarwood – “and this is me” – and give massive thanks to everyone who's supported me through another year of content. Kn...

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Cilla at Christmas

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Important note re: that last post.

If you read my stuff via email, I'm a dunce who accidentally pressed 'publish now' instead of 'save as draft', so you got the Mike Reid piece a couple of days early. Hence why it's a bit of a state...

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Mike Reid's Pussy in Boots

Though I did eventually clear my plate of Jim Davidson's rancid old trilogy of Christmas cum jokes, wha...

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Millard's Christmas Selection Box

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Little and Large at Christmas

Like the inevitability of Only Fools and Horses novelty socks from the auntie you never see, o...

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The Noel Edmonds Saturday Roadshow

Yep, I'm back on my bullshit again. Having already penned tens of thousands of Noel-centric words, perh...

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James Whale Talks to the Dead

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