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Merry Christmas!!

We hope that you’re having the most magical holiday season ever! Merry Christmas everyone!

Jeremiah, Brittany and Rhys

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EARLY RELEASE! Sometimes You Get Sh*t On! Ep. 194

It's true! Come see what we mean. We're taking you on a journey showing you what it's like maintaining a 44' sailing catamaran while living aboard and traveling full-time! The good moments and the ...

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Early Release! Well, It Didn't Blow Up! Ep. 193

Electronics repair, diesel engine maintenance, safety gear...We're taking you through so much good stuff on this episode! Plus we explore what keeps Jeremiah so motivated to keep fixing stuff on ou...

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Early Release! Living on a Sailboat...What it's REALLY like!

You won't find pretty sunsets and yummy cocktails in this video. Come see what life is really like when you live on a sailboat! Plus: I answer a viewers question about our lifestyle on the Server a...

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When good things go badly...

Want to know what happened to our props? Find that and how much it will cost to fix/replace it out now! On the blog!!

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Happy Thanksgiving!

From our family to yours, we wish you the most wonderful Thanksgiving holiday! We're so grateful for you being here with us! 

Love,

Jeremiah, Brittany and the family!

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Early Release! Questions Answered!! PLUS a Behind the Scenes Bikini Photoshoot!

We've received a great list of questions from a couple that are planning to sell it all and go sailing, we sit down and give our opinions! Hopefully this will help you drop the landlubber life and ...

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Life on the hard!

What are we doing to Calypso? Find out now....On the blog!

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How much did we pay for boat insurance this year?

I'll give you a hint....A crap ton....On the blog NOW!


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We're LIVE baby!

Thank you so much for your feedback on the new website! We loved all the messages we got from you as you checked the pages and features out. 

We've put a little more into it in the form ...

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Free Calendar for Patrons

I will be giving away 4 free calendars to the first 4 patrons that message me. I have some calendars left over from 2021 that I won't be able to use, so I thought why not?! All you have to do is pa...

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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! You get it FIRST!

Good afternoon Patrons! 

We've been crazy busy lately, one of the tasks we've been working on is just about finished! We've been building a brand new Lazy Gecko Sailing webpage, you get ...

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Popping Pills and Stuck Bridges! Lazy Gecko Sailing VLOG 190

How do you handle getting prescription medications while cruising offshore? Medical emergencies? What about a serious heart related emergency? We'll show you what we do in this episode! We'll push ...

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New Episode! Watch Out for the Bridge!! Ep. 186

You're coming along the ICW with us as we navigate narrow channels and bridges! See what happens when you come up to a bridge with an unknown height while at high tide! We're heading north and you'...

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Wanna Boat Show and Chill?

Will you be attending the Annapolis Sailboat Show this weekend? If so, let us know!!

We’ll be attending this years show on Friday (mid-afternoon) and then all day on Saturday (15 and 16 Oct...

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New Episode!! Emergency Deployed Anchor Ep. 188

We get hit by a HUGE lightning and wind storm, we have to drop anchor fast if we're going to be able to make it through. We'll hunker down with you while it lasts...Well besides all the silliness o...

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LGS - Server Access

Good afternoon and happy October!

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for October. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system Patre...

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New Episode! The Scariest Thunderstorm we've ever had! Ep. 187

We're jumping offshore for a 3 day passage from Florida to North Carolina. We'll show you the in's and outs of being offshore when there are squalls around. Then we get chased down by a major storm...

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New Episode! Home Gym on a Sailboat - Workout Mode Activated! Ep. 186

How does one stay in shape while living on a sailboat? You'll see here! Plus we get into some water maker maintenance before we head north on a several day offshore passage. I also take you on a br...

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New Episode! Blow Your Fuse...and Brittany's Bikini Try On...VLOG 185

We're going to take you for a serious ride! Up the ICW, up into space with an up close sweet rocket launch and then to the laundry room?? That and more as we repair Calypso's systems and I try on a...

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Early Release! Too Hot in The Gulf Stream!

Thank you for your patience as we've been going through COVID. I'm feeling about 90% now and Jeremiah's not too far behind me. He's finally gained enough energy to edit the next video! Yay! He was ...

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LGS August Server Code

Good afternoon!

As you know we've come down with covid and that has put us behind schedule in a couple different areas. I'm happy to announce that I've been able to get codes sent out to thos...

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Update

I’m sorry for any delays in posting, giving rewards, etc. My husband and I are dealing with COVID, I’ll be back online after we recover or when I have the energy to. Thank you for your understa...

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A little bit about Brittany

We’ve recently placed a couple of posts on Instagram to answer questions about what we did before going sailing, that led to more detailed posts here on Patreon just so you could get to know us b...

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New Episode! A Pit Stop in The Bahamas! Ep.183

We're sailing by the Dominican Republic, Turks & Caicos, then on to The Bahamas where we'll make a pit stop. We'll check the boat and have a little down time before we head on towards the mainl...

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What we did before sailing!

Not too long ago we put up a couple of Instagram posts talking about what we did before we went sailing. Those two posts sparked a bunch of interest so I thought it would be cool to do a post about...

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New Episode! Dangerous Debris while Offshore Ep. 182

We're in the middle of a 12 day, 1500 nautical mile passage from Grenada to the United States! We'll get circled by a Customs and Border Patrol aircraft and narrowly miss a dangerous floating tank ...

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LGS patron codes for July!

Good afternoon and happy 4th of July!

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for July. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system Patr...

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The Brand New Lazy Gecko Online Store!

We've JUST opened our online store with all new products! We're only releasing this to you, our Patrons, at first. Please send us your thoughts! 

Jeremiah and Brittany

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New Episode...We're obviously NOT good at this! - Lazy Gecko Sailing Ep.181

We're WAY offshore! You're coming along for a sail straight across the Caribbean Sea! We drop the lines in for some fishing fun and we'll sail by a risky "pirate" island where there's been some har...

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