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How to Deal With a Mistake

Some people don’t like it when Rick wins one. The most notable person who doesn’t like it is the real Ric. Once, after a string of comics where Rick made fun of me, the real Ric called me and s...

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How to Deal With Disappointment

The main difference between the prison cells in Andor and the crew accommodations in Star Trek: Lower Decks is that the prison cells are larger. Makes you think about the Federation, doesn’t it?<...

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How to Learn Your Lesson

I ended up returning the shoes.

Knowing I wasn’t going to be there when they decided whether to take the return or not was surprisingly nerve wracking for some reason. Even though they were...

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Authorities 2 - Pre-orders open now!

Just so you know, pre-orders are open for the Kindle edition of my follow-up to The Authorities.

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How to Find Humor in a Terrible Situation

Yes, an elderly relative of mine fell down some stairs. (He is fine.)

Yes, it was at his ophthalmologist’s office. (He is being treated for macular degeneration.)

Yes, he blames the o...

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How to Narrow Down the Suspects

It’s odd, the Knifeketeer has always been one of my favorite characters to write for, but this is the first comic starring him I’ve come up with for the new run. I have no explanation for that....

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How to Discuss a Topic Nobody Wants to Talk About

No, I do not intend to write in detail about bidets here. I want these comments to be at least a little pleasant to read.

I will say this.

Way back in the 1990s, when I first saw a full...

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How to React to News You've Already Heard

For those who have not heard, Trombone Champ is real, and it’s spectacular.

As those who read the comments know, in the ...

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How to Share a Strange Realization

I’m sure someone will immediately identify some depiction of Bigfoot where the creature attacks primarily by kicking and stomping, but as of this writing, I can honestly say I don’t know of one...

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How to Show People Your Appreciation

As I may have mentioned, I worked at Walt Disney World for the better part of a decade. I bring it up because (I love talking about Walt Disney World . . . AND) two of the best examples I’ve ever...

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How to Delve Deeper Into A Seemingly Familiar Topic

I’m fortunate, in that I don’t have any egregious odor problems with my feet, or any other specific parts of my anatomy. At least I don’t believe I do. I grew up near a feed lot, so my sense ...

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How to Brace Yourself for the Coming Future

In the time since I stopped the comic and I restarted the comic, I have procured an actual They Might Be Giants Flood-Logo shirt. I didn’t really have one back in the day. The one I have now is p...

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How to Get Your Money's Worth

My dentist has a flat-screen mounted to the ceiling for us patients to focus on during the procedures. It’s usually showing Great British Baking Show. Having my dentist encourage me to watch a sh...

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How to See Something in a New Light

I firmly believe that the amusingly suggestive name is a big part of why the game Cornhole caught on to begin with.

When I was in, oh, I guess it’d be the 5th grade, my school had a large p...

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How to Figure Out Someone Else's Plan

If I say, or even think the phrase “corn maze bonfire,” my brain ends the sentence with a grim headline about the number of people injured or killed.

When I was a kid, the Centra...

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How to Explain "Your Deal"

Sea Gal might have the best superhero costume I've ever come up with.

I didn't really think about the fact that both Sea Gal and Older But Wiser Man both have bird-themed hair, but hers is mu...

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