splendidostrich

Update for July

Hi all!

For the end of last month I was mostly working on game two, unfortunately still on the UI which isn't exactly enjoyable work. I've made some significant improvements but it...

Sales Tax

Hi all,

From July 1st, Patreon will be charging sales tax for people in certain countries, including the US. AFAIK EU patrons will not see any change because we've already been paying VAT on ...

Newlife 0.6.4

Hi all, here's version 0.6.4 of Newlife. This is the start of the Work & Careers update, beginning with the splitting of the advanced Sales jobs into two paths alongside some improvements to ho...

Development update

Hi all!

I'm starting the work & careers releases by adding a branch to the sales career: it'll now split into sales-manager and elite-saleswoman paths. Which promotion you're o...

Bugfix version

Hi all, here's an updated version of 0.6.3 with fixes to some bugs that were reported in the first release:

Fixes to text issues. Thanks to Saint Destiny for reporting some of thes...

Newlife 0.6.3

Hi all! Here's Newlife 0.6.3, adding a new sex scene that's reached from the sitting makeout.

Changelog:

Major changes & additions:

Added a new sex scene...

Release coming tomorrow

Hi all, 

Progress has been quite good on the new sex content this month, but there's still a few little things to finish off and I've got to the point in the night where I'm too tire...

May update

Hi all!

I'm pleased to say that progress on the sitting sex scene seems to be going well so far. This will be a bit more challenging than a typical sex scene because I need to make broader ch...

0.7 Vote results

Hi all! 

I've checked the results of the last vote, and it turns out it actually was a tie between Homes & Money and Work & Career. As the tie-breaker, I'm counting a comment lef...

Newlife 0.6.2

Hi all! Here's version 0.6.2. I'm spending these between-major-updates versions to do a few things that don't fit cleanly into any of the major updates. This one adds a sitting makeout option that ...

Nearly done...

Hi all, the release is nearly ready: I delayed it a little because I wanted to do a few side changes like rewriting the male orgasm text in the makeout scene but it's still virtually there.

I...

What's next: sitting down

Hi all. Do you dream of sitting down, maybe on a sofa? Is your deepest, most erotic fantasy one that takes place with your feet up? Well, next release will be one for you!

Specifically, I'm g...

Newlife 0.6.1 bugfix update

Hi all, here's an update to 0.6.1. I've also replaced the file in the original release post. This one should, I think, fix a problem with saves not loading in yesterday's release.

Newlife 0.6.1

Hello and remain indoors. I hope you're all staying healthy. I've been struggling with anxiety recently but I seem to have managed to steer clear of the coronavirus so far.

Here's the latest ...

Release delayed

Hi all, I'm afraid the release isn't really in a fit state to be put out just yet. I expect it'll be delayed by a few days. My apologies, but I don't want to release content that isn't good enough....

Major update vote for 0.7

Hello everyone!


It's time to vote on the next major update. This will be the 0.6.x updates, finishing with version 0.7.0.
The options are the same as last time, except that I'm addin...

PMW Vote results

Hi all,

I've just counted up the results for the "prove me wrong" vote that ran last month.

After adding the extra votes for patrons at the "super-voter" tier, the winner was option 4: ...

Newlife 0.6.0

Hi all! Here's Newlife 0.6.0, the final update in the improved pregnancy release. 

I found a lot of bugs in testing so optimistically that might mean there aren't many left......

PMW Vote

Hello everyone!

It's time for the next PMW vote. PMW is the "prove me wrong" milestone where you get to vote for something which I otherwise wouldn't consider a priority for the game.

I...

PMW Ideas Post

Hi all!

As you may have noticed, I'm late for the PMW release for 2019, so there'll need to be 2 this year with the next one in February. PMW stands for "prove me wrong" and is when I run a v...

Happy new year!

Happy New Year to you! I hope you're doing well. I've been celebrating the new year by filling in my tax return. Such a thrill.

The next release of Newlife will contain a scene whe...

Newlife 0.5.7

Hi all, and a happy new year if you're reading this after midnight!

Here's version 0.5.7 of Newlife. I was preparing a 2nd scene for this release, but it isn't ready yet - you'll get it in th...

Happy Holidays!

Hi all! I hope you're all having a great holiday, regardless of whether it's a Christian Christmas, another religious holiday, or a thoroughly atheistic celebration. And, for those of you in countr...

Bugfix release

Hi all, here's an updated version of 0.5.6 with fixes for a few issues, notably the error when using the sexy-talk action

Newlife 0.5.6

Hi all, here's Newlife 0.5.6 aka the milky update.

Major changes & additions:

Improvements to lactation: See the Minor Changes section for details.

Mid-november update

Hi all,

I've been struck down with a chest infection so progress has been slow so far this month - my doctor's prescribed me some antibiotics and hopefully they'll clear things up soon and I'...

Newlife 0.5.5b

Hi all! Here's an updated version with some bug fixes:

Minor changes:

Doubled the cooldowns between refusing a promotion and it being offered again.

Added a “not now”...

Newlife 0.5.5

Hi all, here's version 0.5.5 of Newlife.

Major changes & additions:

New party-girl path to the events added in the last release, with a new final scene where you convince...

Slight delay

Hi all, there'll be a short delay in the next release. I think I can get it out tomorrow but it doesn't feel realistic tonight.

Overall this has been a hard month and a lot comes d...

Newlife 0.5.4

Hi all, here's the newest version of Newlife. This one focuses on a four-scene chain where you help a friend or boyfriend impregnate another woman.

I have some thoughts on how to extend this ...