The Glaztek Minipopper
Glaztek (owned by GlazFox) is a purveyor of all things expansive.
You call the fact you can't reach the dial when you get too big a flaw, I call it a feature.
Glaztek (owned by GlazFox) is a purveyor of all things expansive.
You call the fact you can't reach the dial when you get too big a flaw, I call it a feature.
Air hoses inflating your rear instead of your tum at first? It's rare, but it happens. And it's glorious.
2024-07-03 20:01:10 +0000 UTC View Post
He makes cream, he makes juice, he can carry the heavy stuff, and he's just darn cute. That gum may have gone doubly wrong, but he's makin' the most of it!
2024-07-03 19:59:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The main benefit of cold plunges that I've found is A. It gives you a fun shock of adrenaline and dopamine, and B. It's a good excuse to see your bros in swimsuits... or less.
2024-07-03 19:56:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I-T B-E-R-R-Y... Huh. We're gonna need to make that 9/4 for it to fit...
2024-07-03 19:51:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Why should Starfire be the only solar-powered hero with a skimpy outfit?
2024-07-03 00:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, regular muscle stretches are satisfying, but a post-workout inflation hits different, you know?
2024-07-03 00:35:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Gotta make sure your compression posers are charged before you hop out on stage. The jiggle is distractingly hot!
2024-07-03 00:33:49 +0000 UTC View Post
All that air will be put to great use: blowing you up!
2024-07-03 00:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
God, who would have known deflating back to normal would take hours? (The blimp. The blimp knew it full well.)
2024-07-03 00:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post
God, who would have known deflating back to normal would take hours? (The blimp. The blimp knew it full well.)
2024-07-03 00:29:22 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what bodybuilding competitions COULD be if they just leaned into the homoeroticism.
2024-07-03 00:27:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Shout out all my donks out there, gimme a big ol' HAW!
2024-07-03 00:25:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Gotta pump yourself up and then lay on your massive, full tum as you deflate.
2024-07-01 21:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Body of an alpha jock, mind of a lil nerdy sweetheart, and the libido of a milk dispenser. What a sexy conundrum!
2024-07-01 20:36:53 +0000 UTC View Post
He's gonna need someone like you to cool off once he breaks the bubble-blowing record.
2024-07-01 16:08:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I saw a bunch of dresses with this structure at the MFA's Hallyu! exhibit, and this exact scenario came into my head. The belt wasn't part of it originally, but come onnnnnn~
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2024-07-01 14:59:40 +0000 UTC View Post
His big berry rear won't jiggle itself, ya know!
2024-06-26 22:21:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Several quickies in a row turn into... whatever the opposite of "quickie" is.
2024-06-26 21:07:05 +0000 UTC View Post
You know the gum company is gonna say his gum of choice is "scandalously good."
2024-06-26 21:05:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Counterpoint: Getting all hot and bothered and bursting in front of the guests is just huuuuufffff.
2024-06-26 21:03:20 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh wow, he's pushing the desk over! I didn't know berries could do that!"
2024-06-26 21:01:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes you only have the energy to just lay there, all cute and screwable. Most of the time, that's all ya need~
2024-06-26 20:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
They slosh when he bounces 'em.
2024-06-26 20:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Does it count as an excuse if it's entirely true?
2024-06-26 20:57:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Full disclosure, this one is my favorite of the 2024 batch.
2024-06-26 20:55:44 +0000 UTC View Post
One of the many useless abilities you get as a permaberry.
2024-06-26 20:54:40 +0000 UTC View Post
I've considered doing a cold plunge, but being a fizzy blimp, I'm just too big and buoyant for most tubs :(
2024-06-26 20:53:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Berry tailors are the highest paid tailors for a reason
2024-06-26 20:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post