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Bedivere the Mad

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Chapters 5-7, decoded

This is the first in a series of posts I'll be making of the chapters featuring coded words, but now decoded. Funny story: I didn't actually have the decoded versions of these on hand, so I had...

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(edited) 28 - Naomi

Patch notes:

  • Fixed timeline

“You’re Naomi?” asked Elise.

“That’s me,” she replied. “And you’re Elise. I heard him introducing y...

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(edited) 27 - Negotiation

Patch Notes:

  • Negligible. Just fixed the timeline.

Salome’s smile vanished, and she and Emilia stared at Elise with blank expressions, as if they ha...

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Stat sheet updates

After a comment here and one on RR, I realized that there were a couple inconsistencies with my stat sheets. This is because I was mostly writing without updating them, and then I went and retroact...

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(edited) 26 - Drow

Patch Notes:

  • Almost nothing. Not worth re-reading unless you're re-reading the whole story

This time around, Elise was able to get out of the city wi...

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20 - Farewell

Elise spent the rest of the day in her room doing nothing. She didn’t cry– she didn’t know the Drow well enough to cry for them– but she did feel hollow. The king had assured her that he’...

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Thanks for joining my Patreon. A couple things to note:

  • If you're on Apple, you should subscribe through the website, not the app. In the US, Patreon has managed to win the la...

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19 - Escape

Releasing this to the $5 tier just a little bit early because I have to leave and won't be back for a couple hours, and better early than late.

The king worked fast once he made deci...

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18 - Council

So sorry for the late post for the $5 tier. I completely forgot. I have set reminders for myself to keep this from happening in the future

“...So as I mentioned before, your majest...

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17 - Interrogation

Once again, apologies for the other tiers for the ping. I have to set it like this because Patreon doesn't allow different release dates for different tiers, so my options to let the Forest Rab...

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16 - Departure

Apologies to the higher tiers getting notified about the edit here. In order to notify the lower tier that this chapter is now available, it is necessary, because Patreon doesn't allow differen...

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15 - Preparation

It took two and a half months for Elise to finally convince the king to let her outside the castle. Of course, technically, she could leave whenever she wanted. She wasn’t a prisoner or anything....

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Stat Sheet - Chapter 14

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14 - Dwarves

“Y-yes,” said Elise. “How? Is that orb a translator?”

“It is,” said the king. “I am King Hallbjorn. Do you have a name?”

“Elise. You called me ‘Fated One’ earlier....

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13 - Lake

Elise barely had time to {Dart} away before a set of jaws with teeth as tall as she was closed around the air where she had just been. As the creature sank back into the dark water, she continued t...

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Stat Sheet - Chapter 13

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Stat Sheet - Chapter 12

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12 - Fey

In front of her, there were many purple boxes detailing her new skills and stats, but Elise’s attention was entirely focused on what was behind her. She had wings! Pretty, white fairy wings that ...

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11 - Cyclopes

Simultaneously, the cows’ eyes glowed with heat, and Elise used {Dart} to jump out of the way. She barely got it off in time to avoid the red beams of heat that turned the blue grass where she ha...

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10 - Caves

When she woke up, for a moment, she was confused about where she was and how she had gotten there. Then, it all came back to her.

Oh right, she thought.

She wanted to cry ...

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9 - Winter

Sorry, Patrons. Please hold on about half an hour while I get all the posts out properly. I originally had launch scheduled for 3 hours later than it actually was, but I mistimed my shoutouts s...

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Stat Sheet - Chapter 9

These stat sheets are the real time taker, so after this one, I'll focus on getting the actual chapters up, and then I'll go back and include the Stat sheets properly

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Stat Sheet - Chapter 8

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8 - Brother

After two weeks of being read to every night, Elise was getting a pretty good handle on the world’s language. She was by no means fluent, but she knew most of the basic words, and could understan...

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7 - Book

[System upgrade in progress. Some features may be unavailable during this time.]

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[11 hours 59 minutes remaining]

What f...

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Stat Sheet - Chapter 7

Sorry about the low resolution. I'll work on fixing that in the future

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6 - Upgrade

“Sophie!” Sylvanna pounded on the door for a third time. “Breakfast time!”

Sophie replied with an incomprehensible mumble, muffled by the solid oak door. Sylvanna knocked one more tim...

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5 - Cabin

“Bu zl tbfu, lbh'er fb phgr!”

The one in the tree was the girl from the hunter pair that she had seen tracking her slime’s trail the previous day. She was crouching on one of the thicke...

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4 - Evolution

The System was way overselling it when it said a mouse could break through the evolution membrane. A determined insect could break through it without issue. The second Elise’s teeth hit it, it bu...

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Stat Sheet - Chapter 4

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