This is the first in a series of posts I'll be making of the chapters featuring coded words, but now decoded. Funny story: I didn't actually have the decoded versions of these on hand, so I had...
2024-08-19 05:58:16 +0000 UTC
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“You’re Naomi?” asked Elise.
“That’s me,” she replied. “And you’re Elise. I heard him introducing y...
2024-08-16 00:00:01 +0000 UTC
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Salome’s smile vanished, and she and Emilia stared at Elise with blank expressions, as if they ha...
2024-08-13 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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After a comment here and one on RR, I realized that there were a couple inconsistencies with my stat sheets. This is because I was mostly writing without updating them, and then I went and retroact...
2024-08-10 07:50:42 +0000 UTC
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This time around, Elise was able to get out of the city wi...
2024-08-09 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Elise spent the rest of the day in her room doing nothing. She didn’t cry– she didn’t know the Drow well enough to cry for them– but she did feel hollow. The king had assured her that he’...
2024-08-06 00:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for joining my Patreon. A couple things to note:
If you're on Apple, you should subscribe through the website, not the app. In the US, Patreon has managed to win the la...
2024-08-01 23:29:27 +0000 UTC
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Releasing this to the $5 tier just a little bit early because I have to leave and won't be back for a couple hours, and better early than late.
The king worked fast once he made deci...
2024-08-01 20:18:00 +0000 UTC
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So sorry for the late post for the $5 tier. I completely forgot. I have set reminders for myself to keep this from happening in the future
“...So as I mentioned before, your majest...
2024-08-01 20:17:00 +0000 UTC
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Once again, apologies for the other tiers for the ping. I have to set it like this because Patreon doesn't allow different release dates for different tiers, so my options to let the Forest Rab...
2024-08-01 20:16:00 +0000 UTC
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Apologies to the higher tiers getting notified about the edit here. In order to notify the lower tier that this chapter is now available, it is necessary, because Patreon doesn't allow differen...
2024-08-01 20:15:00 +0000 UTC
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It took two and a half months for Elise to finally convince the king to let her outside the castle. Of course, technically, she could leave whenever she wanted. She wasn’t a prisoner or anything....
2024-08-01 20:14:00 +0000 UTC
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“Y-yes,” said Elise. “How? Is that orb a translator?”
“It is,” said the king. “I am King Hallbjorn. Do you have a name?”
“Elise. You called me ‘Fated One’ earlier....
2024-08-01 20:13:00 +0000 UTC
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Elise barely had time to {Dart} away before a set of jaws with teeth as tall as she was closed around the air where she had just been. As the creature sank back into the dark water, she continued t...
2024-08-01 20:12:00 +0000 UTC
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2024-08-01 20:11:00 +0000 UTC
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In front of her, there were many purple boxes detailing her new skills and stats, but Elise’s attention was entirely focused on what was behind her. She had wings! Pretty, white fairy wings that ...
2024-08-01 20:11:00 +0000 UTC
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Simultaneously, the cows’ eyes glowed with heat, and Elise used {Dart} to jump out of the way. She barely got it off in time to avoid the red beams of heat that turned the blue grass where she ha...
2024-08-01 20:10:00 +0000 UTC
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When she woke up, for a moment, she was confused about where she was and how she had gotten there. Then, it all came back to her.
Oh right, she thought.
She wanted to cry ...
2024-08-01 20:09:00 +0000 UTC
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Sorry, Patrons. Please hold on about half an hour while I get all the posts out properly. I originally had launch scheduled for 3 hours later than it actually was, but I mistimed my shoutouts s...
2024-08-01 20:08:00 +0000 UTC
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These stat sheets are the real time taker, so after this one, I'll focus on getting the actual chapters up, and then I'll go back and include the Stat sheets properly
2024-08-01 20:08:00 +0000 UTC
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2024-08-01 20:07:00 +0000 UTC
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After two weeks of being read to every night, Elise was getting a pretty good handle on the world’s language. She was by no means fluent, but she knew most of the basic words, and could understan...
2024-08-01 20:07:00 +0000 UTC
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2024-08-01 20:06:00 +0000 UTC
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Sorry about the low resolution. I'll work on fixing that in the future
2024-08-01 20:06:00 +0000 UTC
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“Sophie!” Sylvanna pounded on the door for a third time. “Breakfast time!”
Sophie replied with an incomprehensible mumble, muffled by the solid oak door. Sylvanna knocked one more tim...
2024-08-01 20:05:00 +0000 UTC
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“Bu zl tbfu, lbh'er fb phgr!”
The one in the tree was the girl from the hunter pair that she had seen tracking her slime’s trail the previous day. She was crouching on one of the thicke...
2024-08-01 20:04:00 +0000 UTC
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The System was way overselling it when it said a mouse could break through the evolution membrane. A determined insect could break through it without issue. The second Elise’s teeth hit it, it bu...
2024-08-01 20:03:00 +0000 UTC
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