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sick day today <3

hey guys - sorry about lack of chapter - dumb stomach is acting up again and need to take it easy. will be back with your regularly scheduled goodies tomorrow. 

Ch. 188 – Zephyra Ren

The incredibly powerful contract killer took it better than expected.

Which was to say, still not great. But at least Momo’s horns were still attached to her head.

The dokkae...

Ch. 187 – So, We're Stranded?

After they extracted all the information they could out of Vivienne, Momo and her crew made good on their promise. But before they handed the artifacts over, Momo add one last minute qualification ...

Momo Book 3 - Open Patron Feedback

Hey there guys! This is a little random, but I just wanted to take a moment to take some feedback on the current Momo book. I'm having a blast writing it, but I want to make sure you're feeling the...

Ch. 186 – An Interrogation At Sea

This revelation put Momo in an unfortunate situation. Luckily, Momo was no stranger to unfortunate situations. Some would say the opposite – when put in a fortunate situation, it was Mom...

[Yar Har Har] Art Friday!

Happy Friday! This week's theme is [Yar Har Har] -- aka the call of Captain Coco, esteemed commander of Mandrake's Revenge. Definitely not to be confused with Queen Momo, ...

Ch. 185 – The Final Artifact

In retrospect, it probably would have been smarter to release all the souls after she had explored the basement.

“Ouch,” Momo moaned for the tenth time, pain rocketing t...

Ch. 184 – Freeing the Flame

“No, Vra’ta! Stop! Baaad dog!” Grimli shouted wildly as the recently unpackaged mechanical canine aggressively sniffed each body, his metal nostrils flaring at the stench. “We don�...

Ch. 183 – The Cult of… Sera?

Vivienne led them through the settlement like a morbid tour guide. She knew the name of every single corpse sprawled around the soil as if they were all her distant relatives, recalling their profe...

Ch. 182 – The Meaning of Life

The remainder of the trip to the Vagrant Dunes was as simple as seafaring could be. A couple of pirates – oh, sorry, sea scavengers — attempted to board and pillage them, but Momo was ...

Ch. 181 – Gaslight, Gatekeep, Daydream

So, to recap –

Both Sera, a crazy, power-hungry lesser goddess, and Jarva, Kyros’s personal meat puppet, had an eye on Momo’s throne room. Both also had the means to take it.

And ...

Ch. 180 – (Holy) Knights At Sea

Momo could have never imagined her morning routine to look like it did now – as in, waking up before the sun and meditating below deck on a pirate ship with a hairless feline – but then again, ...

VP | Ch. 13: Alpha Bat

As it turned out, gardening was a lot like being the mother of sixty needy, leafy children.

And Nara's children were about to end up in foster care.

It had been a week since the quest b...

VP | Ch. 12: Quests & Gardening

After Nara received Lilith’s gift, Diabla all but threw Hekat out of the door, slamming it shut hard behind him. After that, she wordlessly walked back to the couch, sat down, and groaned into he...

vampires + week off

hello beautiful people,

something a little special this week - 3 vampires for the price of one! 3 vampire potionmakers (wed, thu, fri) instead of just one on friday. i've been cooking somethi...

VP | Ch. 11: The Ancestors Await You

As Diabla stalked towards the door, Nara trailed miserably behind her. She didn’t want to kill anyone; that’s why she chose Potion Maker as her class, not Vampire Lord. Judging by the ...

Ch. 179 – Soul Cannibal

Momo started with the book on the left. It was the lighter of the two, and, in the same stylistic vein as the other skill books, the cover was painted from bottom to top with smooth oil pants. It h...

Ch. 178 – Quest Rewards & The Power of Literacy

While the sun remained fixed and unmoving in the sky, Momo filled Valerica in on the myriad surprises and twists that had occurred since she ascended the throne. From finding Nam’Dal in chicken-i...

Side Story: Valerica in America (Ch. 3)

Previous chapter (Ch.2) 

“Is that – is that a dead body!?”

Valerica g...

Ch. 177 – Check Your Sources

The funny and annoying thing about sadness is how it sneaks up on you.

In moments of weakness, you feel a pull just below your jaw, in the weak nape of your neck, but then you’d pu...

Ch. 176 – Vra’ta and the Visitor

At sea, the sun woke much like a toddler; bristly and thrashing and all at once. The reflection of its rays on the water were stark and blinding, the type of overwhelming light that made Momo wish ...

Ch. 175 – A Reunion on a Boat, Feat. Child Labor

The linen slithered along at first, hitching every so often on the wood of the mast, but with a last grunting tug by the unseeable crew, the enormous mainsail rushed up the pole, flourishing wide a...

Ch. 174 – Mandrake’s Revenge

Having been unsuccessful in convincing Kelly to keep the more intimate details of her love life off the presses, Momo gave up and made for the Mekna shipyard. She followed the scent of rum and the ...

Rise of the Disguised Overlord | Ch. 2: Return of the Second Son

Dimitri knew it was inevitable. He had to return to the castle, to Reláire. Still, he delayed it for as long as possible, taking the backroads into the peasant area of the village as he paged thro...

Ch. 173 – She Took You By The Horns and Kissed You?

Vivienne stared at her for several moments, her lip trembling. Momo wasn’t sure if she was about to pummel her or storm out.

Ultimately – she did neither.

She laughed. Laughed h...