The Scathing Atheist

Rowbotham Feeder Edition

This week, Patrons get an extra headline and even more Who's Woo!

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In this week’s episode, Ryan Walters shows off his Oklahomophobia, a church-restaurant has to transubstantiate it...

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Scathing Atheist 650: Superman's ICE Breath Edition

With all the stuff the normies get PLUS ... a Patreon-exclusive bonus headline AND the story of Eli in a studio that was way too good for us.

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With the full visual of Santa's angry, jealous brother who the Claus family doesn't like.

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Because Heath put a bunch of visual aids in this one.

Eckhart Throb Edition

In this week’s episode, Arkansas receives a stern talking to from…reality, the AG of Florida tells a drag show gestapo he's gonna get really mad, and we’ll watch a Mormon video that warns abo...

Scathing Atheist 648 Script

In case you ever think to yourself, "I wonder what Eli meant to say..."

Chopping Wood Edition

In this week’s episode, a Christian college in Australia buys a robot dog that works in mysterious ways, Scott Kupor watched “The right to believe” on his work laptop,and Ryan Walters did NOT...

God Awful Movies LIVE in New Orleans

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It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.

 #GodAwfulMovies is coming to New Orleans, LA on Saturday, September 27th, 2025! ...

Circumcise Matters Edition

In this week’s episode, Ryan Walters finds the Lemon test a bit too sweet, a priest teaches the story of Abraham and Isaac from the perspective of Bigfoot, and Don Ford will get tricked by a box ...

Scathing Atheist 647 Script

Because if you're ever going to finish your Biblepiece Theater cartoon, you'll need the script to work off of.

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Read along with the story only patrons get. And the other stories.

Gone With the Sinned Edition

In this week’s episode, Texans thank God for drowning their children, the weather in Oklahoma is cloudy with a chance of space lasers, and we’ll put the ‘fun’ in funeral once again.

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This week, you can see all the weird British spellings that Marsh sneaks into our scripts.

De-Johnsoned Edition

In this week’s episode, the Dalai Lama says Ti-bet on his reincarnation, Dr. Phil needs chapter 11 protection on more than just his morality, and Marsh will try to prove his country doesn’t hav...

Insufficiently Apologetic Edition

In this week’s episode, the Supreme Court establishes “la la la I can’t hear you” as a parental right, the "Tuck Your Face" segment is about Tucker Carlson but also Ted Cruz's skin mask, an...

Scathing Atheist 644 Script

If you rearrange all the letters in this episode in alphabetical order, you'll notice a curious abundance of Ws. Because we're winners.

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The How Bullshit Is It segment is scratch n' sniff!

Inedia Res Edition

In this week’s episode, America has its human credentials temporarily revoked, we learn about a Christian super-genius* and his movement called IQ-Anon, and we’ll learn about another one of tho...

Newlywed Edition

In this week’s episode, our little Heathy Enwright gets married! Or… well, he doesn’t do that on the episode, but that happens. And we get a little mushy about it.

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To make a p...

Scathing Atheist 641 Script

Because without the script in front of you, it's hard to tell how much magic Don Ford is adding on his own.

Paul or Nothing Edition

In this week’s episode, America doesn't WANNA get a shot, Peter Thiel explains why his list of anti-woke grievances is the literal Antichrist, and Don Ford will escape from his box again.

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God Awful Movies live in Cleveland in July. Be there!

Hello Patrons!

It’s announcement time again. As a loyal Patron, we’re giving you first access.

 #GodAwfulMovies is coming to Cleveland, OH on Saturday, July 19th, 2025! We’ll...

Scathing Atheist 640 Script

Because you have to see the poster we talk about in the lead story.

Doubt That Douthat Edition

In this week’s episode, Texas Presumes its students can count up to ten, we learn about a gold scam involving Donald Trump's bullion heir, and we’ll find yet another downside of literacy.

Scathing Atheist 639 Script

See all of Eli's creative spelling choices in one place.

Duck Off Edition

In this week’s episode, the SCOTUS huffily leaves a clause established, RFK Jr's top medical scientists are gonna see if Trump Derangement Syndrome can be cured with ivermectin, and we consider t...

Scathing Atheist 638 Script

Once we add bouncing ball technology to this thing, it'll be off the hook.

Livin' on a Prager Edition

A trip to Portland for the team means an early Scathing drop for patrons! Enjoy.

Show Notes:

In this week’s episode, Gen Z thinks this Jesus fella is pretty skibid...

It's Maytreon time!

It’s Maytreon time; the time of year we ask you to donate your money to our free podcast!

This fall’s Pajama Party promises to be the best yet. As a patron you’ll get an exclusive invit...