The Scathing Atheist

ScathingAtheist 624: Sucks to Suck Edition

In this week’s episode, Donald Trump checks under Christianity's bed for monsters, the decor at Mar-a-Lago is getting pretty goatse, and Jesus will get downright parabular. Which is apparently a ...

Scathing Atheist 623 Script

Because yes, there's a visual aid again.

ScathingAtheist 623: Fact Checked Edition

In this week’s episode, Washington and Montana break god’s super best friend promise, a new bill in Mississippi aims to teach people that erections have consequences, and the answer to “who d...

Scathing Atheist 622 Script

This week, there are plenty of visual aids to justify following along.

The GAW Edition

This week, Patrons get an extra headline, 4+ minutes of extra C segment, and bonus stuff after the record. Though, I'll admit, they did have to wait for it a bit. The reason will be clear by the ou...

Scathing Atheist 621 Script

This week's script is a little light, but the interview is a little heavy to make up for it.

ScathingAtheist 621: Outrage Fatigue Edition

In this week’s episode, Donald trump ORDERS trans people to stop existing, a Tennessee local ordinance demands the CORRECT version of dumb plastic crap on your lawn, and American Atheists’ lega...

Scathing Atheist 620 Script

This week, we get a surprise color late in the game.

Luke Who's Talking Edition

In this week’s episode, the Christian god does a bunch of fire smiting, Atheist groups finally get rid of that expired ketchup in the back of fridge, and the Bible will still be yammering on abou...

Scathing Atheist 619 Script

Follow along at home! (Finger puppets not included)

ScathingAtheist 619: Hollowed Out Edition

This week's Patron only bonus episode contains a Patreon exclusive headline!

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In this week’s episode, the State of the Union is BAAAAAAAD, Pope Francis may have accidentally opened...

Scathing Atheist 618 Script

This week there are multiple visual aids.

Double D Edition

This week, Patrons get three extra minutes of headlines, one extra minute of Who's Woo, and five minutes of Eli wrecking his car... again. (But don't worry, it's in a way that was just funny and no...

Scathing Atheist 617 Script

Unfortunately, we'll have to wait for morning to get the lyrics for the song from Anna.

ScathingAtheist 617: Question Mark Edition

This week, Patrons get a bonus headline, plus Noah's "heckling Aaron Rogers" story.

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In this week’s episode, Tiny Tim is at the center of RFK Junior’s vision board, flat earthers...

Scathing Atheist 616 Script

Yes, there are visual aids in this one. Of course there are.

ScathingAtheist 616: Trinity-Totaller Edition

In this week’s episode, Christians reject our adorable Satanic gnomes, our next chief of public health takes a fake shower like 8-year-old me trying to trick my mom, and CS Lewis will prove himse...

Scathing Atheist 615 Script (partial)

IMPORTANT NOTE: This was accidentally posted as a "paid" episode. Patreon does not offer an easy method of editing that so that nobody is charged, but we will be able to correct it on next week's p...

ScathingAtheist615: Salvation Harmy Edition

This week's episode is coming a little early, but also coming in a little short in terms of bonus content. We'll try to make up for it next week...
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In this week’s episode, we’ll warm ...

About to get kicked out of my local “buy nothing” Facebook group

Clean as a whistle

Sorry for the pause I needed a shower….

Try this?

https://www.instagram.com/elibosnick/live/18084635623530444

Come hang with me for 15 minutes.

No yucky stuff (I hope)

Three nozzle choices

I feel like if you choose three your not in it for the colon health

Whatever narc

Pretty sure your supposed to take your pants off

I feel like clarity would be more important than propriety in this situation but hey that’s me…

Probably not the add the awesome coffee club was hoping for

Yes I’m gonna let it cool….

It begins…

Scathing Atheist 614 Script

No visual aids, but there ARE lyrics...

Matt-a-tat-tat Edition

In this week’s episode, thats head of health and human services brain worm to you, the Department of Defense is gonna be run by a very special proud boy, and the New Testament will finally stop e...