Have you ever examined one of those 90-page medical bills where the hospital is charging $9.50 every time they use a Q-tip?
If you have good insurance, it says, ...
2022-08-18 03:18:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Bridge/Outro 3:59
Good evilning, boils & ghouls!!!
(Sorry…still on a high from tonight‘s AMAZING episode of AEW, and I’m feelin‘ feisty. Spry, even! 😋) 2022-08-18 03:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post
If "The Tingler" premiered today, with theater seats rigged with ”Percepto!" shock buzzers, someone would sue William Castle for emotional distress and assault--because we have become a nation of...
2022-08-17 03:43:41 +0000 UTC View Post
What do you think when you see this list of colleges, in order?
Brown
Stanford
Harvard
Yale
Columbia
Berkeley
Duke
Dartmou...
2022-08-16 01:57:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, groovy ghoulies! Just wanted to let you know that since JB is not a fan of our free-for-all, riffing along kind of watchalongs, I shall be taking up the slack for him on that.
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Am I the only person who thinks it's stupid to send diplomats to China who talk about democracy all the time? Do they have meetings at the State Department where they say, "Hey, here's one that'll ...
2022-08-14 14:12:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!
Hope you’re having a great weekend so far, and that this lil blast from MV past helps make it even just a lil’ bit better! I ❤️❤️❤️ both...
2022-08-14 01:31:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Now that gas prices have dropped to February levels, shipping fees will plunge drastically, no one will use "supply chain" as an excuse, city councils will reverse all the "energy surcharges"...
2022-08-13 15:47:58 +0000 UTC View Post
I wish I knew exactly what it is I’m sharing with you tonight. Alas, all I know is it’s some sort of badassery featuring Sybill in various sultry ensembles advertising…action VHS releases, I ...
2022-08-13 04:34:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, has to keep his whereabouts unknown so the Rooskies can't assassinate him, so how does Biden talk to him? On an Iridium phone.
If you don't know what...
2022-08-12 17:41:35 +0000 UTC View Post
They officially announced our Halloween Special will air Oct. 21st, so save the date! It’s gonna be a heck of a party! 🤠🎃🖤🖤
(That’s all the deets I’m allowed to give out for...
2022-08-11 20:32:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the message of those relentless Colonial Penn commercials?:
“It's gonna cost money to put you in a box when you die and then buy a hole in the ground...
2022-08-11 20:28:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you know the difference between a $960 ticket that allows you to sit in Section V111, Row 1, to watch the Rams play the Chargers at SoFi Stadium, and a $4 ticket that allows you to sit in ...
2022-08-11 03:33:22 +0000 UTC View Post
(Bridge 3:55)
When I told JB I found this he got really excited, so I knew I had to post it next! If only I’d found it before the AGFA tour started. I could’ve saved him a little research...
2022-08-11 02:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Humpday, Patreon Pals!
This is what I *think* is my all-time favorite episode from any of JB’s shows. (Subject to change without notice, of corpse. 😉)
This amazing inte...
2022-08-10 18:31:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Lots of news in JB’s World in the last 24 hours or so…
In case you missed it, here are the biggies:
JB’s Interview w Charles Band is now up in Audio Form, with the video version c...
2022-08-10 17:21:38 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't get the whole thing about a woman wanting her butt to be the size of a 747, to the point of being so aerodynamically unbalanced that she's in danger of falling backwards and becoming a huma...
2022-08-09 16:24:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember when the only Kardashian was OJ's lawyer?
(Dictated to me this AM as he was waiting for his Uber to the airport. He had his comfy travelin’ shoes on! 🤠)
2022-08-08 15:59:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Cracker Barrel opened a so-called “ghost kitchen” in Hollywood, but I refuse to order a Grandma’s Sampler from a Cracker Barrel that has no gift shop offering ceramic cherub salt shakers.
2022-08-08 06:41:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! It’s been a long (great!) day in El Lay for JB, and we’ve got more to do tonight. But first, here‘s this week’s Monstervision fix for ya…featuring lots of...
2022-08-07 01:54:58 +0000 UTC View Post
There's nothing like the occasional visit to El Lay to remind you a) how many good-looking people there are in the world, b) how many of them live in California, and c) how the janitors and car par...
2022-08-06 21:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday, homies! At some point during our recent watchalongs someone mentioned wanting to watch JB’s parts of The Stand, so volia! I present you with that for tonight’s Friday Fun!
E...
2022-08-06 01:03:06 +0000 UTC View Post
When I saw the new "impossible sausage" being offered by Cracker Barrel, I thought, "Okay, not for me." But when I saw that people actually got pissed off that Cracker Barrel was offering it at all...
2022-08-05 18:52:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Short and sweet…we’ve gotta get To the watchalong at 6pm PT! 🤠
2022-08-05 01:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
(Bridge: 10:27, Outro: 16:04)
Welcome to the last night of “Girls with Big Guns” Month, Patreon Pals! Once again we have our fearless hero chatting with his old pal Andy Sidaris. This tim...
2022-08-04 03:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Has anybody else noticed that they already put all the Halloween candy out in CVS? Given the worldwide supply-chain problems, I really appreciate CVS getting ahead of the curve and makin...
2022-08-03 18:38:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Wes Craven’s Birthday Day! 🥰
We posted this ep not too long ago, but it’s been revamped using some brand new tech, and is now upscaled to HD! I figured I’d post it again so you...
2022-08-02 23:27:26 +0000 UTC View PostStarting a new feature today…JB is gonna give us a lil’ “Thought of the Day” every day. Here’s what‘s on his mind today:
2022-08-02 16:51:30 +0000 UTC
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Discord guru Magi Savage helps further explain the mysteries of Discord.
2022-07-31 21:24:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Here’s your Monstervision fix for the week. (The mail segment makes me feel a lil bit better about how long it takes me to get stuff out sometimes… 😋)
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2022-07-31 04:33:45 +0000 UTC View Post