With each tower that they put into place, Joe realized that the energy in the area was truly being impacted at an astounding rate. As the decuple of structures completed their creation, Joe felt a ...
2023-06-30 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“There's only a couple of hours until the next Beast wave commences.” Socar alerted the group with a hint of trepidation in his voice. “Are you certain that we can't wait until afterward to b...
2023-06-29 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostAfter tearing a hole in the ground on either side of himself, merely long, vertical shafts created by his Field Array, Joe activated his ritual and set the cavities as the target for his ritual’s...
2023-06-28 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOne of the perks of owning the smithy was that he was able to skip the line. Even so, standing over the cold forge and doing math was causing the Dwarf that he'd budged in front of to ever-so slowl...
2023-06-27 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post*Wham!*
“Wahh!” Joe was startled from his focus, tossing himself back from the table and throwing his fists in the air as the horrendously loud sound came again. “What is <...
2023-06-26 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAfter discussing with the others for a few hours, Joe realized that each of them had extremely deep insights into their own professions. Even the Dwarf among them seemed amazed, as he had only been...
2023-06-23 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“If you’ve come to complain about the new laws-”
Joe brushed past the smirking Dwarven receptionist trying to block him from getting further into the building. However, the Ritualist wa...
2023-06-22 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI'd absolutely love if you'd be so kind as to leave an awesome review for Full Murderhobo: Everything over on Amazon and Audible!
I know the book is old news to you at this point, but p...
2023-06-21 19:07:35 +0000 UTC View Post“It's a pleasure doing business with you.” Joe shook the hand of the mustachioed Dwarf who was interested in creating a scented soap company based off the tallow she would render from the Pengu...
2023-06-21 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“I figured out light for them for free, but what should I do for water?” Joe didn't want to actually set everything up for the community without some form of clearly stated and agreed upon paym...
2023-06-20 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is gonna be real confusing to people that aren't patreons. :P
2023-06-19 14:07:42 +0000 UTC View PostThe elite broke through the wall on its seventh strike, giving it direct access to the next corridor of space leading to the town. The entire time, Joe was peppering it with various attacks, season...
2023-06-19 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostAs soon as his role in attaching the Mythic core to the building had been completed, Joe was unceremoniously cast outside of the pyramid. Utterly bemused, he had to watch as Jake ran to the central...
2023-06-16 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHaving set up a proper day and night schedule for the Hamlet, Joe decided that it was time to go and figure out how he was going to be getting paid for his services. Between the temporary housing a...
2023-06-15 11:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostDespite being classified as a Journeyman rank, internally Joe nearly regarded the ritual as a Master rank due to its overwhelming complexity. Not wanting to damage the original containing document,...
2023-06-14 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostJoe walked out of the door unassisted, a pleasant surprise as Jake had threatened to bodily hurl him out of the door if he didn't leave to ‘ponder his few advantages and many disadvantages’. Th...
2023-06-13 13:12:32 +0000 UTC View Post“Knowledge, Ritual Lore.” Joe used his ability to increase his skill rank for the third time since coming to Jotunheim, having either been too busy or asleep, and missed out on a few opportunit...
2023-06-12 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Super strong, and standing 12 feet tall with a layer of fur trapped beneath an armor of ice, these bad boys make up a good chunk of the low-leveled monsters attacking the Hamlet!
2023-06-09 18:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post“There you are! I've been looking around for you everywhere, do you have any idea how out of alignment all of the spines of these Penguins are?” Jaxon cheerfully called out to Joe as he shatter...
2023-06-09 11:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostThe Ritualist started outlining his explanation to the people in the area that could actually get things done. “If this is what I think it is, a tower defense, having perfect walls is actually go...
2023-06-08 11:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostFun fact, my friends!
I just wrote the Epilogue for this book, and started on my dev-editing pass to make the world more vivid. :D
Can't wait for you to read it!
2023-06-07 18:32:51 +0000 UTC View PostThe Penguins didn't have much in the way of defensive options, nor offensive capabilities. Just as the system had informed them, these were essentially prey animals. They were the equivalent of rab...
2023-06-07 13:48:43 +0000 UTC View PostJoe sat in the smithy that he had created, waiting for some brave Dwarf to come over and ask to use it. Until then, he figured he could work on his plans for the area. “Something normal? Norm...
2023-06-06 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostAfter leaving the smithy, cubes cheerfully jangling together until he dropped them into storage, Joe heard a commotion in the distance and decided to change his heading to see what was happening. A...
2023-06-05 14:16:38 +0000 UTC View PostBesides having the blueprints, knowledge, and stability required for activating a ritual, the next most important thing was having all of the materials required. Joe hadn't volunteered anything whe...
2023-06-05 14:12:18 +0000 UTC View Post“How?” That was the question on everyone's lips, but especially Joe's as he sank to his knees. He didn't lift his hands from the ritual in front of him, constantly working to send enough mana t...
2023-06-05 14:11:06 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey! This is only supposed to bring across the building, what's with the lava?”
Joe's startled outburst at the incoherent scene caused a visible ripple of unease to spread across the fac...
2023-06-05 14:08:58 +0000 UTC View PostJoe the Ritualist surveyed the new realm he was trapped in. Compared to the last time he had gone to a new world, this was practically a vacation. No choking to death because he couldn't force air ...
2023-06-05 14:07:43 +0000 UTC View Post“I feel warmth.”
A mountain range began to shake, as seven enormous Frost Giants moved for the first time in centuries. Each of them had a single distinct ch...
2023-06-05 14:04:41 +0000 UTC View PostHello, my awesome friends! Guess what's in your inbox!
Don't guess, I'll just tell you! At the $5+ tier, the ebook of Full Murderhobo! At the $15+ the audio has arrived as well! <...
2023-05-30 01:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post