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CC5 ~ 55!

~ 55 ~

“There is literally no chance that I am going to let you touch me with that thing.” Major Infraction stated clearly. She was blocking Joe with a double row of undead, and the hum...

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CC5 ~ 54!

~ 54 ~

When Joe woke up, he wasn’t feeling… good. In fact, he was feeling pretty ragged. Blood was soaking his white robes—currently dyed red—and a terrible headache was situated ri...

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CC5 ~ 53!!

~ 53 ~

Joe had been getting some overly-wide smiles from the Legion as he got closer to the front of the line. He was sure that they were waiting for a chance to ‘broaden his horizons’ ...

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CC5 ~ 52!

~ 52 ~

Joe staggered out of the landfill just over a day later, remembering to use Lay on Hands only thanks to the ‘bleeding’ notification that kept popping up. His vision was swimming;...

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CC5 ~ 51!

~ 51 ~

Joe walked over to a stalagmite and extended his Field Array around the metal spire. He touched the metal and let his mana inform him of the requirements.

Item: Slag Pile.<...

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CC5 ~ 50!!

~ 50 ~

Joe jumped off the column of stone, exhausted from having to constantly direct his ritual orbs into the patterns that he wanted. It was good training for future battle, and he had be...

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CC5 ~ 49!

~ 49 ~

As pristine as ever, the human walked into the forge and smiled at all of the Dwarves that were eyeing him with ill intent even while smiling back at him. One of the bearded males wa...

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CC5 ~ 48!

~ 48 ~

Havoc was shockingly lavish with the quest rewards. Joe stared at the small pile of Cores that glowed so brightly that his eyes were taking damage. Even so, he couldn’t lo...

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CC5 ~ 47!

~ 47 ~

Joe stepped out of the portal and directly into the new Grand Temple in the Dwarven capital. He went over and hugged the altar to Tatum, having a sudden realization that without Tatu...

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CC5 ~ 46!

~ 46 ~

The first issue that Joe ran into was reworking the ritual itself. Just because he had an idea, didn’t mean that he could flawlessly put it into practice. The ritual he finally cam...

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CC5 ~ 45!

~ 45 ~

The magma was thick, at least thicker than water, which made it harder to swim through. The density helped with the issue of sinking, allowing Joe to remain at a fairly leve...

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CC5 ~ 44!

~ 44 ~

“A coffee elemental? Adorable.” Joe whipped around at the unexpected voice, finding that he was suddenly not alone on the tiny island. The chubbiest Elf Joe had ever seen was sta...

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CC5 ~ 43!

~ 43 ~

Joe sprinted to one of the many strange objects that were scattered through the room on the crystal slabs and small plinths, skidding to a halt and slapping his hands on the perfectl...

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CC5 ~ 42!

~ 42 ~

The fort below was filled with a variety of ‘buildings’ Joe had never seen before. Only the wall that he was crouching on seemed to be made by hand, while everything else within ...

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CC5 ~ 41!

~ 41 ~

The Reductionist now had a dilemma. Should he go and report his discovery right away… or should he enter the tunnel system and try to learn more information? There were pros and co...

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CC5 ~ 40!

~ 40 ~

Joe was dazed by the shift away from the misty tutorial world and back into his expanded cave. It took a few moments to reorient himself, so he reviewed his notifications. Nothing pr...

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CC5 ~ 39!

~ 39 ~

Words made of wispy Trash aspects appeared in the air, narrated by the same calm tone as every other tutorial that had played. Joe sighed in relief, turning his attention fully to th...

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CC5 ~ 38!

~ 38 ~

“Why am I not surprised?” Joe shook his head wryly when he reached the caves. A bustling market dominated the foot of a sheer cliff that rose high into the sky, with large banner...

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CC5 ~ 37!

~ 37 ~

The Hammer Beast wasn’t giving Joe any time to prepare himself, but that was fine by him… at first. Joe was all sorts of excited to have some ball vs orb action, until he realize...

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CC5 ~ 36!

~ 36 ~

Joe stepped right back into the shop. His first steps outside had been interrupted by the braying laugh of a mustachioed Dwarf that ‘helpfully’ informed him that his current form...

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CC5 ~ 35!

~ 35 ~

By the time Joe approached the Estate, he felt like a melted candle. In an effort to ‘see’ how hard it was to gain characteristic points with the golem restricting him, he had tu...

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CC5 ~ 34!

~ 34 ~

Joe left the forge while studiously ignoring the too-wide smiles on the faces of all the other apprentices that were trying to draw the Grandmaster’s attention. He hurried back to ...

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CC5 ~ 33!

~ 33 ~

McPoundy ran a hand through his beard, then tugged on the hair as he stared at the diagram that was just out of reach. “Yer asking a lot. More than ya think. To make this weapon, a...

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CC5 ~ 32!

~ 32 ~

The Princess Priestess had a surprisingly large pool of mana, which Joe realized was likely due to her lifestyle as a Noble since birth. Between political intrigue and her life's mis...

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CC5 ~ 31!

~ 31 ~

Joe stared at the new clothes on his bed as he heaved for breath. Steam was coming off his skin, and he was currently regretting telling Havoc that his characteristic training had st...

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CC5 ~ 30!

~ 30 ~

“I mean…” Joe stared at the cat queen with total befuddlement. “Can we… not? I like not having extra failure to deal with. I’d like to go back to the point where I was sa...

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CC5 ~ 29!

~ 29 ~

Joe was mentally drained after such an interesting day. He went to ‘his’ room and dropped onto the bed, abruptly launching himself off as the blanket ga...

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CC5 ~ 28!

~ 28 ~

The sword finished vanishing into aspects and remnants, and Joe stared at his updated listing with flushed cheeks. He was panting from the heat and mana deprivation, but he was excit...

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Skill list for Joe as of Ch 27

The size of this is why I don't drop it into the book. <3


Combat Skills

Mend Journeyman 0

Lay on hands. Student 0

Neutrality Aura Student 0 View Post

CC5 ~ 27!

~ 27 ~

“Well, kid, you’ve gone and done it now.” Havoc let out a sigh and a cloud of cigar smoke. They were back at what Joe had just learned was Havoc’s family estate in the Capita...

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