Is being a parent always this quiet?
Mabel Betty is here …
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HATE MAIL from ADELAIDE
"FUCK OFF! A ZUCCHINI AND A CUCUMBER ARE NOT THE SAME THING"
- Brooke from Adelaide
2023-05-07 05:33:35 +0000 UTC
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From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #032
Welcome to blog 32, and episode #3 of A,Blog,C’s!
Today we’re working with the letter C.
I don’t know if this counts but immedia...
2023-05-03 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post29 Year Old Lady Learns Fraction and Divisions
Please enjoy this "BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO" of Toni learning that "/" can also be used as "÷" ...
2023-05-02 02:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #031
Welcome to blog 31, and episode #2 of A,Blog,C’s!
Today’s letter is… B!
B. B. b. BbBbBb.
Bieber. Justin Bieber.
I ha...
2023-04-26 05:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #030
Welcome to blog THIRTY! Apologies for the lack of blogs of late, but we’re back better than ever baby!!!
I think I’m gonna change it up a bit and begin our A,B 2023-04-19 05:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
CHAMPION TARPers !!!
We want to up our CHAMPION TARPer game.
The poll only allows you to vote once but if you like multiple ones or have other ideas and thoughts let us know in the comments.
An...
BEAUTIFUL or kinda FUCKED?
Ryan here and I'm asking ...
Is this photo BEAUTIFUL or kinda FUCKED?
BEAUTIFUL: A real moment in time documenting the journey of pregnancy and a cute mo...
FULL COINCIDENCE CHAT
Us pissing ourselves for EXCLUSIVE and CHAMPION TARPers
2023-04-15 21:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostYOGAs with ya BROgas (yoga with Toni and Ryan)
We're doing Yoga this morning for our April live stream because I looked on some random website and it said April was a month of wellness or something so HERE we are! Toni xxx
2023-04-12 21:49:48 +0000 UTC View PostTONI LOVES A CATALOGUE
FULL VIDEO of Toni telling us how much she's loves this shit for EXCLUSIVE and CHAMPION TARPers !!!
2023-04-11 06:57:29 +0000 UTC View PostTHE FK IT FUND
The F**K IT FUND has sent some Brazilian podcast listeners to an insane theme park, bought a doggie side car for a Canadian bike rider and today we surprise Seren who hasn’t had the cash to say ...
2023-04-10 23:32:36 +0000 UTC View PostWHAT BLEW YA MIND ?!?!
Someone in the team has *discovered* something *amazing*
2023-04-10 03:09:37 +0000 UTC View Post
BRIGITTE IS FLAPPED AGAIN
Does this count as a “things your partner does that fucks you off despite not impacting you in the slightest?”
- Ryan
2023-04-08 00:08:54 +0000 UTC View PostYOGa with your BROsga * WRONG TIMES*
Toni leading the class.
SA, AUS, NZ and ASIA it's on Thursday.
i (Ryan) fucked up the graphic
I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME !!!
BE PART OF HISTORY!
Make a girls dream come true.
JOIN THE CHOIR!
*Can confirm, not an April Fools gag*
TONI'S AUDITION
This video is for EXCLUSIVE and CHAMPION TARPers only and whilst there may be snippets later on ... this is the full thing.
I (Ryan) was nervous after the first song but woah ... what a fini...
From the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #029
Hello! I need your help.
I need some book recommendations! I predominantly read self-help or biographies / autobiographies which I just don’t have the brain power for at the moment. I reall...
2023-03-22 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostChat GPT wrote a poem about TONI
Ryan here, I asked Chat GPT 4 to write a poem about Toni and I am not disappointed. However it does seem Chat GPT hasn't heard the outcome of the stand up paddle boarding.
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2023-03-21 12:56:52 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #028
Hello lovely TARPer friends!!
Fuck the blogs are all over the place - apologies for missing last week but I was on my ACTUAL deathbed with covid. Feeling more human now and I WANT TO MEET YOU...
2023-03-14 05:44:19 +0000 UTC View PostToni's VERY Late Christmas Present
Always check the junk folder ...
2023-03-05 02:56:01 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #027
It’s a new month, and my first as OFFICIALLY an author!!!!
I need to keep this one brief because I have 1 million things to do today. But recently I’ve had the biggest hankering for toast...
2023-03-01 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostPERTH - Books are scarce but the hugs are free!
There is no *offical* booking signing in Perth.
BUT ... unofficially ... Toni and I *might* be h...
2023-02-27 08:54:29 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #026
Happy Blog Day!
With the excitement of my BOOK!!! COMING OUT!!! NEXT WEEK!!!! I wanted to give my fave little friends on Patreon a little sneaky peaky of the introduction chapter a week early...
2023-02-22 04:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWHICH SONG SHOULD TONI SING IN HER AUDTION?
15 years after she should have ...
Toni HAS AN AUDITION with the National Girls Youth Choir.
We all get to choose which song she sings!
APPROVAL TIMES
Someone more will open up each week so keep checking back. https://calendly.com/toniandryan/tarp-approval
2023-02-19 08:21:11 +0000 UTC View PostToni won’t stop her fight with Australia Post
WHEN WILL THE BOOKS ARRIVE?
2023-02-17 04:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Desk of Dr Toni Lodge #025
Hello! Good morning / afternoon / welcome!
I just HAVE to recommend my favourite stand-up special ever, by Anne Edmonds. Our new producer Cam and I have never bonded over something SO strongl...
2023-02-15 04:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post