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LUNCH AT TARP TOWER

A little yarn over lunch - some good news, and some wrap based drama, and cop my AMAZING catch at around 6 minutes. Also NOT addressed but welcoming CHARLES (who you all know and love from freelanc...

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A LUSH VIDEO

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Toni and Brig CRAFTERNOON!

Live at 2pm AEDT!!! (so like 20 mins lol)

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CHAMPION CRAFTERNOON!!

Brigitte and I are CRAFTING!!!! Champion TARPer livestream crafternoon on Monday at 2pm AEDT!! Love you!!!!!

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Hashtag new year new me

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488 Seconds Of BTS Chaos

TARP Tower ... as seen by Sophie's phone across 2024.
We're back on MONNNDAAAY

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Let’s not be weird but …

Where did your child decide to get naked?

I didn’t realise toddlers sometimes just like to randomly take their clothes off in public places.

After today … I DO KNOW THIS.

IT I...

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BEST (worst) OF 2024

We're rating our own gear ...

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CHAMPION POOL LIVESTREAAAAAAM!

WE'RE HEEEEEERRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Ryan on the Shakti Mat!

Please mind his endorphins xxx

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CHAMPION LIVESTREAM!!!

Get WET with US!!!! CHAMPION TARPer Livestream: LIVE Monday 23rd December 10am AEDT!!! LOVE U!!!

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December DCI!

What are your thoughts on inviting people to the island?!?!?! hehehe LOVE YA!!! xoxooxx

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LIVE IN 15 MINUTES - WRAP MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS WITH ME!

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PATREON EXCLUSIVE: 277 Seconds of BEAUTY FAILS

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TARPer CALENDARS!

Look at us: we are signing your calendars as we SPEAK!!! So for everyone who is expecting a calendar, we will be shipping them out later this week!!!!!!

EDITED TO ADD: IT IS TOO LATE TO UPDAT...

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FUCKED FACTS: I NEED YOU!!

We are coming up to my annual FUCKED FACT! If you're new here, Ryan only lets me tell one fact a year, and we GOTTA MAKE IT GOOD, TARP TEAM!!!!!

SOME GUIDELINES:

Fact topics h...

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HAPPY TREE DAY!!!

Thanks to all the champion TARPers that watched me persevere with the bows!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

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THE YEAR 3000

For the past THREE FUCKING YEARS every SINGLE time Ryan says 'that is year 3000 shit' to reference the long faraway future, I always assumed he was giving this song a nod, but he had NEVER HEARD IT...

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RYAN BINGO ✔️ 2025

Okay team….. AS OF TODAY - TONI BINGO HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!!!!

Let’s brainstorm some ideas that would go on a bingo sheet for Ryan! Either things we KNOW he’ll do (like misspell somethi...

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HERO: Stand-Up Paddleboarding Toni

BINGO !!!!!

And then a hero comes along …
With the strength to paddleboard
And you cast your fears aside
Toni fire up those THIGHS …

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LIVE IN 10 - Christmas Crafternoon!!!! YAY!

WOOOO!!!

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Australian Podcast Awards

AUSTRALIAN PODCAST AWRDS are tonight!!!

Representing “Toni and Ryan” and the TARP community is TARPer BARBARA PLEASE !!!

Barbs was a bit nervous so tell her how great she looks! If ...

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Detective Pippa 🔍

Pip inspects EVERY SINGLE shopping bag that comes into our house hahahaha which is SO CUTE

Tell me your pet’s quirks 🤠🐶🐱🐰🐷🐔🦉🐝🐌🐠🐎

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CRAFTERNOON 3PM NOVEMBER 25 💖

A ribbon delivery….. in November…… so close to Christmas…… SMELLS LIKE CHRISTMAS CRAFT TO ME!!!!!!!

Champion TARPers and Toni will be crafting - get amongst it!!! Xoxox

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Just Best Friends Talking About Stuff

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An Update from TARP Tower

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Toni GETS IT (featuring the C**T Lamp)

After today's episode "Friends Who Google Together" Toni has something to say ...

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BEST FRIEND HANDSHAKE!!!

We're live at 6pm AEDT (in 15 minutes!)

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LIVE FROM DCI: Sweet Innocent Gullible Ryan

Has anyone else watched INSTANT DREAM HOME?

Has anyone been FOOLED ?!?!

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CHAMPION LIVESTREAM 6PM AEDT THURSDAY NOV 7

For everyone who may be attending their first EVER livestream as a champion TARPer - WELCOME!!! Ryan mentioned on Friday he wanted us to get a best friend handshake - so on THURSDAY View Post