Toni and Ryan

NEWS from TARP HQ

Does this count?

I feel like it does?

- Ryan

WANNA HANG OUT?!?!?!?!?!

COME HANG OUT WITH MEEEEEEEEEE (TONI)

BANNED from other sites

I think we know why this was banned.
Also, can anyone accurately guess all the beeped words?

LIVE from DCI #EP04

Reactions, Gen Zs and Ryan's accepting applications for an ENERMY

Today is not a good day …

Thanks to the CHAMPS who watched the livestream.

We are not feeling good.

Pretty sure you can go back and watch it. It’ll be the post below this one.

How to Hot Choc Livestream

Upcoming livestreams

THIS IS IN MELBOURNE TIME for CHAMPION TARPers.
We can't be trusted with maths.
- Ryan

BTS: Eyebrows and a call from Mandy

LIVE from DCI E03

• Ryan's fluffy washed hair

• We watch some videos

• Toni has a point of order

• We don't edit our sneezes here on DCI

TURN LEFT vs TURN RIGHT !!!

BINGO UPDATE: March 26th Update

Toni is disputing the "Fucked Facts" and is making wild accusations she's being led into them.
Carnage here in the office.

Moe Oysters and Moet

Moet and Moe riding shotgun in the Audi!

SEE YOU AT 6pm!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

CHAMPION TARPer LIVESTREAM

Moe Oysters (Dim Sims on the BBQ) and Moet!

Before I update the bingo card …

WE ARE ON THE ISLAND !!!

LIVE FROM DCI! (For Exclusive and Champion TARPers)
in other news I wanted the cover to feel "on an island" but in hindsight its kinda just saying "ass" ... so for episode 2 that will probably c...

WHO WANTS TO COME IN TONI'S (corporate) BOX?

Now that Toni Lodge is a Hawthorn Hawks fan I've organised her a corporate box so she can watch her first game at the 100,000-seat MCG. She's got a whole box and we're filling it with TARPers ... w...

TONI = BIRD GUY = COMEDY QUEEN

Toni dropping ABSOLUTE COMEDY GOLD in the (new studio).
PS We'll talk about the team and the new digs in tomorrow's show.

NAME FOR OUR REACTION AND RANDOM SHIT SHOW

We'll be doing reaction videos and answering Q&As here in Patreon for EXCLUSIVE and CHAMPION TARPers but ... what should we call it?

DRINKING WITH THE LID ON

It's RYAN here and whilst I BANNED this from the podcast (as you'll see) I feel it's only fair to share my SHAME here of trying to drink water with the lid still on.

also TONI WHEN SHE REALIS...

IN THE BEDROOM ... and at a TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT

An OG segment is back ... 

LIVE FROM DCI #01 (Even if we didn't know the name at the time)

"""This has since been named, "LIVE from DCI" ***

Hello CHAMPIONS and EXCLUSIVERS,
WATCH HERE https://vimeo.c...

We don't normally have guests but ..

If you don't know Angela, don't google her on a work computer.
If you have Normal or Nah for a P*rn Star, a sex or relationship question or anything else let us know.

FUN FACT: Angela he...

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM US!!!

RYAN GIFTED ME A NUGGET BOUQET AND DONUTS AND I GOT HIM.... this. LOOK AT HOW MUCH WE LOVE EACH OTHER THOUGH!!!!! LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! Smoochies! Toni xoxo

SHARE YOUR (fake) SEXY BOOK TITLE

Your chance to be a doctor author doctor and hear "your book" brought to life on a podcast.

What do you LOVE TO SEE ?!?!

Hey it's Ryan here and you what I love to see ???

MY DAUGHTER MABEL TAKING HER FIRST STEPS I LOVE HER SHE IS THE BEST AND I AM SO PROUD OF HER AND SHE MAKES ME SMILE.

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SUPERBOWL PREGAME LIVESTREAM

Let's goooooo! 

Silly Billys

Dickheads … always

SUPERBOWL PREGAME LIVESTREAM

CHAMPION TARPers, Toni and myself (Ryan) will try to make something like  below.
I also GUARANTEE that I won't fuck up anything in Toni's kitchen or burn anything.
GAH
RUN
TEEEEEEE...

TONI BINGO UPDATE

EVERYONE EXCEPT THE LITTLE WOOT agreed that "crying from a compliment" counts from that BTS video so here is the updated card.  ITS ONLY THE START OF FEBRUARY WE ARE GOING TO PISS IT IN !!! 2024-02-04 20:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post