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Chapter 15

Much like a parent with a preternatural sense of when his kids were causing trouble, Riardin showed up less than five minutes later. Rob didn’t bother trying to defend the scene: himself with his...

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Chapter 14

Rob missed a lot of things from Earth, but at the moment, what he missed most was his cell phone camera. They say that a picture tells a thousand words, and the look of collective shock on the seve...

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Chapter 13 - Keira's Weapon of Choice

Keira and Rob were making their way to the ranger training grounds when Rob piped up with a question. “Out of curiosity, why did you choose the Warrior Class? What made you want to go all-in on g...

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Chapter 12

Rob idly tapped his foot against the ground as he waited. Waiting, as it turns out, was something he was going to have to get used to. That hadn’t been an issue when he was stumbling around a dea...

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Chapter 11

A deluge of outdated system messages flooded Rob’s vision as he awoke. His eyes widened as he sat up from the couch he was laying on and scrolled through the list showcasing the internal bludgeon...

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Chapter 10

Status Effect: Hopeful (Mild) has changed to Hopeful (Moderate)!

And weren’t those just the most beautiful words he’d ever read.

Rob had expected there to be a wh...

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Chapter 9

“So what do you want to do tonight?” Jason asked. “Heard there’s going to be a party on 4th
Street. Could be a good time, assuming it doesn’t end up like the last one.”

Rob gr...

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Chapter 8

A gentle breeze caressed his cheek.

His campfire crackled in the silence.

The moon shone down with warmth.

It was all wrong. Too calm. Too peaceful. Too normal for wha...

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Chapter 7

Figuring out what to do with Men’ta’s body ended up being a grim, mentally-exhausting stumbling block. They couldn’t leave his body behind for later retrieval as it would be summarily eaten b...

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Chapter 6

“In the interest of distracting myself, do you mind if I ask a few questions?” Keira asked. She was looking a little better than before, but in the way that sticking a band-aid on a cut made it...

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Chapter 5

Rob ran, and he didn’t know where.

He had no delusions that he could outrun the elves if they came for him again. They would be on him like a pack of lions cornering an infant gazelle. Nor...

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Chapter 4

“We must kill the Human.”

The Elder’s proclamation sparked another round of debate. Emotions flew about the room like debris in a tempest, tossed about aimlessly and without any regard...

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Chapter 3

On the third day, he almost died. It wasn’t even his fault this time.

Rob woke up from his nightmares to find that his HP and Stamina were sinking like a rock. The culprit was no mystery; ...

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Chapter 2

HP: 99 / 210
Stamina: 35 / 90



HP: 100 / 210
Stamina: 37 / 90

Rob shut his metaphysical eyes and cl...

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Chapter 1

“Seriously? You said that to a professor?” Jason snickered. “Not trying to earn any brownie points, are you?”

“Hey, he was being a dick,” Rob shrugged in response. “What was I ...

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