Splat. My body bounced off taste buds slick with saliva. The room shuddered in pleasure because this dungeon could taste us. I had one life left, and was positive the dungeon wanted to finish its m...
2025-07-06 18:11:01 +0000 UTC View Post"Tandy, a little help with these?" Meredeath was ineffectively trying to carve up one of my old shirts with her dagger.
Digging through her pack furtively, Tandy pulled out a legendary item I...
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One might ask how I ended up back between Meredeath's thighs so soon.
"How much time's on our dungeon timer?" Meredeath asked as she used a dagger to cut at the glue pinning Leo to the ceilin...
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Cole – The Reluctant Hero
Meet Richard: ‘immortal’ banana slug, emotional...
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2025-06-30 14:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, it's not that Meredeath's heavy, [Enlarge] is wearing off! Hurry!
The dungeon groaned as Richard slowly pulled Meredeath up its esophagus. It took everything in me to run towards the we...
2025-06-29 18:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostRunes began to glow on the top jaw of the dungeon. Energy gathered above our heads, whirling into a portal. I could see Leo, or rather his body in the void, falling towards us. A gruesome injury cu...
2025-06-28 18:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostTandy paced even in death.
Her footsteps sloshed on the dungeon's tongue as we waited for the rest of our party to die.
The dungeon mouth had been reset, and each root canal was retur...
2025-06-27 18:11:01 +0000 UTC View PostTo my horror, I swallowed the frothy sludge. The acid burned all the way down. Lungs on fire, I fought aspiration as my stomach roiled.
[You have been [Poisoned]. All health regeneration has ...
2025-06-26 18:11:02 +0000 UTC View PostGravity pulled Richard and me through the terminal hole, dumping us into free fall.
[Root canal defeated. You have earned experience. Further details and rewards will be aggregated and award...
2025-06-25 19:14:22 +0000 UTC View PostA discolored cuspid hit the ground with a splat, turning our attention away from Meredeath's disappearing form. It sank tooth first into the spongy floor of the dungeon.
The cuspid's roots mo...
2025-06-24 15:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post"I hope all dungeons aren't this gross, or I will cut my adventuring career short. One of you needs to become a water mage. Either that, or we’ll need to invest in cleansing potions." Tandy had f...
2025-06-24 15:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post"Tandy, just send her an invite." The more people we had fighting on our side in the dungeon, the better off we’d be.
But Tandy was being stubborn, "Why should we? I haven't seen one shred...
2025-06-24 14:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post"I like the heft of Ched's axe," Leo said as he swung the axe around. It sang in his hands, whistling as it cut the air.
I bet it's got a handling enchantment on it. It's a Rare [Enchanted Ax...
2025-06-24 14:48:08 +0000 UTC View PostI wasn't a genius at reading slug emotions, but the more Richard smiled at me, the less convinced I was that he'd survive his plan. It was a terrible plan. He'd made it to the spruce, and every cou...
2025-06-24 14:47:52 +0000 UTC View PostAnother branch cracked. I swung my head to the left, finally making out a human silhouette. Richard was coiled around the collar of my shirt, his head stretched forward as though he could pierce th...
2025-06-24 14:47:37 +0000 UTC View Post“I’m not one to hold sheep hatred against a person, but it does seem a rather large leap to [Adventurer].” I knew my words were tinged with bitterness, with poison. But I was having difficult...
2025-06-24 14:47:23 +0000 UTC View PostA beefy hand wrapped around the lip of the hatch. Crap, I pulled at the latch and it didn't budge. We were screwed.
"Leo, is that you?" Tandy's shout echoed in my head. I should have recogniz...
2025-06-24 14:46:56 +0000 UTC View PostYou hard-headed son of a goat. When are you going to wake up?
Consciousness was both a blessing and a curse. Two tiny teeth pricked the side of my neck.
I know you're awake, idiot.
<... 2025-06-24 14:46:39 +0000 UTC View PostAs a mundane person not in the town militia, my role was clear during the infrequent monster attacks. Evacuate to one of the preidentified fortified buildings scattered throughout the town. Then bu...
2025-06-24 14:46:22 +0000 UTC View PostThe mallard was the size of a goose. Green, shimmering head feathers surrounded two beady, red, glowing eyes. Its bright yellow bill opened, revealing a line of serrated teeth.
Richard mental...
2025-06-24 14:45:55 +0000 UTC View PostYou're lucky we're already bonded.
"I'm sorry,” I said, immediately hating how whiny it sounded. I was apologizing to a slug. This was a new low.
A gentleman may have helped Richard o...
2025-06-24 14:45:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for joining us at Topeka PRIDE! It was windy and hot, but we had a great time!
We'll see in in Denver in few weeks for Li...
2025-06-23 20:32:10 +0000 UTC View Post"You're late," Marta's words echoed painfully. I squinted at the head chef of the Ram's Horn, trying to formulate a reply. The drums hammering my skull from Leo’s drunken birthday bash didn’t h...
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Join us at Topeka PRIDE this Saturday June 21, 2025 at the Evergy Plaza located at 630 S Kansas Ave in Topeka from 6pm-10pm!
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Despite the rain, Lawrence PRIDE was a success! Thanks to everyone who came out to see us!
2025-06-09 21:17:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for LAWRENCE PRIDE 2025!!
Lawrence PRIDE is on Saturday, June 7, 2025, with a parade in Downtown Lawrence at 11:00 a.m. and a block party in South Park after the parade.
What ...
2025-06-02 19:03:18 +0000 UTC View Post
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Monsters? Yep. Magic? Of course. A sensitive banana slug sidekick named Richard? Don’t ask. Just read.
For fans of found family, underdog arcs, and hilarious syst...
Sat June 7 Lawrence Pride 11AM South Park in Lawrence KS
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