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Doctor Sam, or How to Steal the Skills of Someone Actually Conpetent

A bead of sweat rolled down my brow.

I wasn't the most confident in my abilities, but I had absolute faith in the abilities of Isa. I shook lightly at the idea of something dyin...

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The Masks we Wear

Hestia POV

Belle was an odd one. She seemed stressed out and constantly on edge despite the mask she tried to wear. However I always had good eyes, and she couldn’t completely hide the trut...

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A Budding Bromance

Moving into the tower I let out a sigh. I had a blacksmith to find, but I was certain it would be a lot of waiting. I briefly looked at the hole in the ground before letting out a soft sigh. The Du...

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Patron Only Poll

I never could have anticipated how many people would support me. It warms my heart and puts a smile on my face to know that people are willing to read what I've made.

So I've decided to set t...

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Vehicle-Kun Won't get me Twice!

Day Three of the Dungeonless Week

I’d woken up on time as usual, but to my surprise Hestia was awake as well. I had a good feeling about today because of her presence, but ...

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Dinner Time

Hiiragi Utena POV

I held the wounded form of Kiwi-chan in my arms back in Nacht Base with an angry frown on my face. We’d lost, we’d thrown everything we had at him and it wasn’t enough...

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A Wake Up Call

Ugh, my head feels like it just got dunked in a tub of molasses. My eyes slowly blink open as I take in the scene around me. The sound of a door swinging closed reaches my eyes as I spot a tuft of ...

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Meet the NEET

Her eyes scan down to my woundless stomach as she starts to hyperventilate. Her breathing erratic as she staggers backwards and tumbles. My instincts as a waiter kick in and I'm by her side in an i...

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The Waiting Game

Sitting on the edge of the fountain I sip a nice cup of cold appa juice. Countless people walk through the market square of the Royal Capital, engaging in trade and pleasant conversation. I lean ba...

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Intrest in Cucking Satella 101

This may or may not affect my writing, however I'm interested in your thoughts on writing continuing Cucking Satella 101, you can find the first two chapters here: 2025-06-06 01:17:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Upon the City Wall

The church didn’t really have another place to sleep. I’d given the option for Belle to sleep with me and Hestia but they both seemed opposed to the idea. I couldn’t really see why, we were f...

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A Friendly Spar

We entered the novice blacksmithing area within the Tower of Babel and I was already on the prowl for that familiar emblem of Welf Crozzo. The emblem was that of a rabbit if I remembered correctly....

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The Near Hour Long Fight (or why it sucks to fight an entire army)

I hopped out of bed and decided to brew myself a cup of tea. I set the teapot on the top of the stove and added the water. It began heating up as I watched it with a faint sigh. Tea always helped m...

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Working Out and Getting Infested

While the rest of the new recruits lagged behind I ran ahead with ease, my stamina had been boosted to obscene levels and I noticed the Captain eyeing me with a look of intrigue. I did a few more l...

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Foolish Antics

She was my fellow fool? ONE OF MY PEOPLE! I stood stock still for a moment causing her to give me a faintly concerned look. Then I put my hands on her shoulders and she froze as her hand twitched. ...

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What is Everyone Looking Forward too?

This may or may not affect my writing to be completely honest, but I'm very curious which story of mine is your favorite/the one you are hoping has the next update! I tend to get fixated on one sto...

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A Meeting of Fools

I hadn't fully understood why Rose was the Temperance arcana before that interaction, but it all made sense now. Temperance was restraint. While she had told me to restrain myself from doing stupid...

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The First Challenge

I moved down the hallway and the Dungeon didn’t seem to be giving me too much of a challenge. There was the occasional Goblin here and there, but after the ten Kobolds I guess it decided I wasn...

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Potion Seller . . .

I once again woke up with the Hearth Goddess by my side. She held me tightly and I held her back as well. Her body heat sent me a soft sensation that helped me relax . . . but the day waits for no ...

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Adventure Prep is an Adventure Itself

I’d woken up fully recharged and ready for the day. Hestia was like a large sloth with the way she clung to me while asleep. I’d jumped out of bed and she let out a strangled noise as I threw m...

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Getting Paid

I’d walked through the city of Orario with Hestia at my side. I had a Guild to cash in my check at! There was one thing in this world I swore I’d defeat no matter what. That was debt! My older ...

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Alice in Wonderland- I mean the Dark Flame Manor

I’d gone back to sleep in order to fully heal my wounds, however my sleep was interrupted by my mother saying I had a visitor. I wonder who it could be? Alright I’m not that stupid, it was pret...

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Alien Massacre

“Where are you three coming from?” 

“I’m not dealing with this.” I give the man with his arms crossed a weird look before I start flying towards the battlefield. I’m not wast...

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A Familiar Face

Staring at the large built man I nearly went in for the kill on instinct. I’d been through hell for the last four hours with my crew and coming across a villain was not on my to do list for the d...

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The First Descent

The massive tower in the distance was actually not that far away. It was a landmark in this massive city that Hestia had informed me was named Orario. The city wasn’t exactly bustling at this hou...

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"Just one Quick Adventure"

“Kiwi-chan~ you did something very bad.” I transformed into Magia Baiser on instinct, the injured girl’s face paled and she looked confused and started at me all the while. I gently ...

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You Really are a Reliable Advisor

We’d made it to the guide after about half an hour. Hestia was not the most reliable when being carted around and I ended up getting lost before my Sun guided my way to the guild! As we arrived a...

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Getting a Phone is Harder than I Thought!

I gave a small stretch as I rubbed my eyes and pushed the healing notification out of my view. Looking at the healing alert after noticing its effects feels way more satisfying than looking at it a...

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The Journey Begins

Ow. Famous last words. Seriously, do you have any idea how many humans have died after that simple announcement of pain? The instinctual response to pain is followed by eternal darkness. It sucks t...

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Escaping the Storm, to Run into Another

The creature was sent flying backwards from a massive blast of force. The young boy struck it in the chest with a beastial roar I couldn’t describe. My lance hit nothing but wood as the creature ...

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