On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We look at last night's OSCARS telecast! Eddie battles an ARMY of THOUSANDS! And, our MUNCHIN' MONDAY taste-test of some of the newest PEEPS flavors!
2023-03-13 07:03:21 +0000 UTC
View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY raises money to help the HOMELESS! Beware the WHISKEY FUNGUS! And, you could win The Garmy Game Show: OSCARS EDITION!
2023-03-10 08:01:04 +0000 UTC
View Post
"Ralph vs Cocaine Bear" for the rest of the stash!
WHO WILL WIN?!
2023-03-10 07:12:23 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Two Shakespearean actors have a DEADLY BEEF! Today's Sex U. class: "Why do MUSICIANS get all the chicks?!" And, Ralph MAY have had a few cocktails before the SHOW!
... 2023-03-09 08:01:06 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We've got an electric ONE-HIT WONDER! JOE SCHMO gets JURY DUTY! Beware the WEREWOLVES! And, you can drink just like TED LASSO!
2023-03-08 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
View Post
Hey, FOUR-STARS Generals!
You're invited to the Batcave to watch us record TRR live!
Wednesday, March 8th, 2023 at 7pm (PST)!
JOIN US! 2023-03-08 06:21:09 +0000 UTC View Post
YOU could be the owner of Eddie's portrait of "Hambo: The Canadian SUPER PIG"!
Just make a donation to help reduce HUNGER AND HOMELESSNESS b...
2023-03-07 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The TEN baby names that are DYING OUT! Arnold goes TERMINATOR on bigots! And, we celebrate the legend of ZORRO!!!
2023-03-07 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
View Post
Why is this a thing?
And, what does it taste like?!
All will be answered!
2023-03-06 08:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph's adventures in SKIN CANCER! How much money would it take for you to do PORN?! And, why is there CELERY SODA?!
2023-03-06 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The GARMY raises money to FIGHT MS! Remakes from the VIDEO VAULT! And, the GARMY GAME SHOW asks, "DO YOU KNOW YOUR BEARS?!"
2023-03-03 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
View Post
Beware the dangerous ... CANADIAN SUPER PIG!
2023-03-02 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Wild adventures in SELF-PLEASURE! A new DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! And, the sad origin story of PORKY PIG!
2023-03-02 08:01:31 +0000 UTC
View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAPPY MARCH! What ONE-HIT WONDER began as a song about a serial killer?! Meet the world's most DANGEROUS cheese! And, we explore the history of the CHEF'S KISS!
...
2023-03-01 08:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
All FOUR-STAR generals are cordially invited to join us in the Batcave!
Enjoy us recording The Ralph Report LIVE!
It's the FOUR-STAR WATCH-A-PALOOZA!
Wednesday, ...
2023-03-01 04:41:01 +0000 UTC View Post
YOU could be the owner of Eddie's artistic rendering of EDDIE AND THE SEX MACHINE!
Just make a donation to help battle MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS! 2023-02-28 08:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This TV TUNES TUESDAY is painless! Will our tongues be TWISTED? And, finally, your chance to MAKE OUT with your PHONE!
2023-02-28 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
View Post
It's a Munchin' Monday SODAFEST!
We test the merits of FAYGO AND the new PEEPS PEPSI!
We drink it all ... so you don't have t...
2023-02-27 08:45:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Beware the CANADIAN SUPER PIGS! Don't swallow a PLASTIC BABY! And, we give PEEPS PEPSI the "Munchin' Monday" Taste Test!
2023-02-27 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The Happiest GARMY GAME SHOW On Earth! A stormy VIDEO VAULT! The GARMY raises money to help earthquake victims! And, what's better: Mini KISS...
2023-02-24 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let's PARTY!
Inviting all the THREE & FOUR STAR generals to join us for a virtual COCKTAIL party on Sunday, February 26th, 2023 at 12:00 (NOON) P...
2023-02-24 05:17:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Here it is ... EDDIE & THE SEX MACHINE!
2023-02-23 08:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's the origin of "Boobs for Beads"? The magic of THE RUTLES! And, Godzilla laid an EGG?!
2023-02-23 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! (Yes, it's ASH(ton) WEDNESDAY!) Eddie goes to WAR with a WHOLE COUNTRY! And, we've got an ANGELIC "One-Hit Wonder" for you!
2023-02-22 08:01:59 +0000 UTC
View Post
It's the FOUR-STAR WATCH-A-PALOOZA!
Wednesday, February 22n...
2023-02-22 06:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
It pains me to let this one go, but YOU could be the owner of Eddie's artistic rendering of HIP HOP RALPH!
Just make a donation to help the victims of the ea...
2023-02-21 08:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We have an emergency TV TUNES TUESDAY! Plus, "No one dies at DISNEYLAND!" A musical TONGUE TWISTER! And, HAPPY MARDI GRAS! Who wants BEADS?!
2023-02-21 08:01:00 +0000 UTC
View Post
And, today's MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Peruvian Ceviche!
2023-02-20 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Eddie captures Ralph back in his poppin' and lockin' days!
2023-02-17 08:30:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! The "Sex Symbol" edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW And, the glorious GARMY raises big money for Variety, the children's charity!