The Ralph-ffle for Eddie's "Ralpha Claus"!
"We choose this time, because it is a time, of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices ..."
-Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol"
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It's a very merry DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS!
Here's Eddie's interpretation of the newest holiday hero, RALPHA CLAUS!
2022-12-09 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 9th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee on the NFL! Queen J is the special-guest quizmaster on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our favorite SANTA movies from the ...
2022-12-09 08:23:29 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 8th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The magic of SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK! We salute the "Father of SPECIAL EFFECTS"! And, this year's list of the TOP TEN Sexy Gifts for your partner! Put the "X" back in XMAS! 2022-12-08 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
FOUR-STAR LIVE TRR EVENT!
HEY FOUR-STAR GENERALS!
Join us in the Batcave and watch us record TRR LIVE!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 8TH, 2022 at 7pm! (PST)
2022-12-08 00:59:12 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 7th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie perform their first ever Christmas DUET! Get stuffed with today's ONE-HIT WONDER! And, who invented SANTA?!
2022-12-07 08:02:00 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 6th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : This TV TUNES TUESDAY runs hot and cold! Our all-star salute to FINLAND! And, Ralph loses his VOICE! (If anyone finds it, there's a reward ...)
2022-12-06 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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West coast premiere of "WRONG REASONS"!
Hey L.A.! Wanna watch a new movie that I'm in WITH ME? Well, you can this Wednesday night! Come see WRONG REASONS from the team of 2022-12-05 21:14:47 +0000 UTC View Post
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Philly Cheesesteak PRINGLES!
PRINGLES are awesome ...
PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS are awesome ...
But, are PHILLY CHEESESTEAK PRINGLES awesome?!
2022-12-05 08:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 5th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A special TRR update on Ralph's LEFT eye and Eddie's BROWN eye! Are MERMAIDS man-eaters?! And, does a PHILLY CHEESESTEAK make everything better?! We find out!
Celebrate the season with Ralph and Eddie!
TOMORROW NIGHT! 7pm at the world-famous @HollywoodImprov! Join me, @eddiepence, @ericschwartz and @kiracomedy for a swingin' night of holiday music and comedy! I'll be hosting as "Ol' Blue Ey...
2022-12-03 20:40:05 +0000 UTC View PostTRR FLASHBACK: December 2nd ... 2020!
While Ralph recovers from eye surgery, we set the "Wayback Machine" for TWO YEARS AGO today!
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Want to send us a holiday card or letter?
Some folks have been asking for our TRR mailing address as we approach the HOLIDAY SEASON!
Here it is:
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2022-12-01 09:00:09 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 1st, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Beware the KILLER ROBOTS! "Cocaine Bear" comes to the big screen! The GARMY raises an incredible amount for CHARITY! And, "Gigolos: REAL or REEL?"
2022-12-01 08:01:04 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 30th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Domestic terrorist TURKEYS! The ONE HIT WONDER that Ralph hates the MOST! And, just how stupid is "THE BIG HAT"?!
2022-11-30 07:58:22 +0000 UTC
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Ralph-ffle for the PICKLE PUNCHER on this GIVING TUESDAY!
You could win this original Eddie Pence artwork just by celebrating #GivingTuesday today and donating to ANY CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE!
Just fill out this form ...
2022-11-29 09:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 29th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We celebrate GIVING TUESDAY! Meet the newest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! Ralph finds his FUNERAL SONG! And, the mystery of NAMOR'S PENIS!
2022-11-29 07:54:35 +0000 UTC
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Kick off the holidays with Ralph & Eddie!
This Sunday, December 4th at 7pm at the world-famous Improv!!
It's an evening of holiday music and comedy!
Ralph Garman sings and host...
2022-11-28 18:03:51 +0000 UTC View PostMUNCHIN' MONDAY: The AM/PM Menu!
Some Garmy members have called in saying AM/PM food is GREAT!
Are they right? We'll see ...
2022-11-28 08:45:59 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 28th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're BACK with a brand NEW SHOW! Featuring, Ralph's COVID-19 update! Plus, we put GAS STATION FOOD to the "Munchin' Monday" test! And, is SKYWRITING a message from GO...
2022-11-28 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostTRR FLASHBACK: Jon Cryer!
A great chat with actor JON CRYER!
TRR FLASHBACK: November 22nd ... 2019!
Let's set the "Wayback Machine" for THREE YEARS AGO TODAY!
Day Five COVID UPDATE for the Garmy
Thank you so much for the kindness, and I hear you!
LMB
-RG
2022-11-21 20:17:24 +0000 UTC View PostTRR FLASHBACK: November 21st ... 2019
Sorry, gang. Still not well enough to do new show. (Hopefully, tomorrow.)
In the meantime, here's an episode from today ... in 2019!
2022-11-21 08:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Day Three COVID UPDATE for the Garmy
Thank you so much for the kind words and love.
(And, yes, I know I look like hell. lol)
LMB.
-RG
2022-11-19 18:38:15 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 17th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're back and EDDIE WINS! Plus, Ralph recaps his trip to Philly! (SPOILERS: He met a celebrity AND a crack addict!) We salute the folks who like to WATCH! And, is tod...
2022-11-17 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post