MUNCHIN' MONDAY: SpaghettiO's?!
The food of choice when hobos say "Let's have Italian tonight!" ...
2022-05-23 07:45:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, May 23rd, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Now we have to deal with freakin' MONKEYPOX?! Eddie finally gets to eat some of his beloved HOBO FOOD! And, the man who built the DEATH STAR!
2022-05-23 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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The Ralph-ffle for "Myrtle Meth Eddie!"
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS, a self-portrait of his OTHER LIFE as a Myrtle Beach Meth Kingpin!
And, given my recent eye issues, let's raise some money for...
2022-05-22 21:45:19 +0000 UTC View PostDRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Eddie's Other Job!
We suspect the Eddie might be the Meth Kingpin in Myrtle Beach!
Here's Eddie's artists rendering of what that would look like!
2022-05-21 20:45:08 +0000 UTC View PostLIVE party to celebrate 1000 EPISODES!
COME JOIN US!
As we celebrate 1000 episodes of THE RALPH REPORT!
THE WHOLE GARMY IS INVITED!
Join Ralph, Eddie, Steve an...
2022-05-20 19:19:10 +0000 UTC View Post"Batman" on THE RALPH REPORT's 1000th Episode!
Thank you so much to Gina Wells and all the other FOUR-STAR Garmy generals who pitched in to get me this bat-tastic congratulatory message from the spectacular Kevin Conroy! (My second favorite Bat...
2022-05-20 07:05:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, May 20th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We celebrate our 1000th EPISODE!
Thank you, Garmy!!!
COMPLETE interview with GINGER LYNN and CHRISTY CANYON!
If you want to hear the ENTIRE, UNCUT interview with GINGER and CHRISTY, here it is!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, May 19th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The future of STAR WARS?! The "art" of Tom Cruise?! And, the interview with adult film legends, GINGER LYNN and CHRISTY CANYON!
2022-05-19 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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TRR LIVE for THREE and FOUR star generals!
WATCH US RECORD OUR 1000th EPISODE LIVE!
It's a live TRR watch party!
And, to mark this special occasion, we're inviting the THREE-STAR 2022-05-19 00:43:15 +0000 UTC View Post
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, May 18th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The return of Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A doubly smooth ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, speaking of smooth, a salute to the blessed man who gave us BOURBON!
2022-05-18 07:02:00 +0000 UTC
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GADGET vs MAHNA MAHNA
We featured TWO earwig/earworm songs on today's show ...
WHICH ONE GOT STUCK IN YOUR HEAD ALL DAY?!
2022-05-17 22:42:13 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, May 17th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Go, go, TV TUNES TUESDAY! More of Ralph's adventures in MEDICAL SCIENCE! The amazing Garmy raises money for suicide prevention! And, a salute to a MUPPET CLASSIC!
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TWO big shows coming up this month!
SATURDAY, MAY 28TH it's "HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON" with Kevin Smith at the Flappers Comedy Club in BURBANK! 2022-05-16 20:03:58 +0000 UTC View Post
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Kefir!
As a gift to Eddie, Ralph introduces him to "The Champagne of Dairy"!
KEFIR!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, May 16th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Beware the evil ways of "BIG SODA"! An explosive TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, we sip "The Champagne of Dairy"!
2022-05-16 07:01:04 +0000 UTC
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The Ralph-ffle for "Eddie and the Bison!"
It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS, a loving portrait of his favorite bison, Shirley, and this romantic artwork can be YOURS!
This week, let's raise some money f...
2022-05-14 21:05:15 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, May 13th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The final "ROOT CANAL ROUND-UP"! (Hopefully.) More of the Marvelous Mr. Meco! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, our favorite MEDICAL MOVIES!
2022-05-13 07:01:03 +0000 UTC
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TRR FLASHBACK: Eddie's First Show!
On May 23rd, 2018, I decided to "try out" a potential second voice on TRR.
Little did we know what magic he would give us ...
2022-05-12 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS! "Eddie and the Bison"
Never before has there been a greater love ...
2022-05-11 07:30:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, May 11th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph gets a MIRACLE! The world's first PRIVATE DETECTIVE! And, ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY delivers a long-overdue tribute to the SUPERHERO OF DISCO!
2022-05-11 07:01:59 +0000 UTC
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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, May 10th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Biotics: Pro or Anti?! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY from a big star! And, yeah, sure, we've got a lotta problems right now, but first, what are we gonna do about THIS thing...
2022-05-10 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostJESUS LOVES MAYO!
Garmy member Jeff O'Connell has PROOF that mayo is blessed and Miracle Whip is EVIL!
From Jeff:
"Ralph-
I did some resea...
2022-05-10 03:28:48 +0000 UTC View PostLIVE TRR for Four-Star Generals!
We want you to peep in on us while we do it!!!
Join Ralph & Eddie for a LIVE recording of TRR!
TUESDAY, MAY 10TH, 2022!
7PM!
Ju...
2022-05-10 03:15:38 +0000 UTC View PostMUNCHIN' MONDAY: Mayo VS Miracle Whip!
It's a classic tale of GOOD vs EVIL!
RIGHT vs WRONG!
ANGEL vs DEMON!
2022-05-09 07:45:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, May 9th, 2022
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Attack of the KILLER JAW: The Final Chapter"(?) America has a national MAMMAL?! And, finally, a battle to the death: MIRACLE WHIP vs MAYO!
2022-05-09 07:01:04 +0000 UTC
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TRR FLASHBACK! May 3rd ... 2019!
Ralph's on "sick leave", so, let's set the Wayback Machine to May 3rd ... 2019!
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2022-05-03 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post