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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, August 3rd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A powerful TV TUNES TUESDAY! Happy GRAB SOME NUTS DAY! Ralph is ready to marry again! And, who's saying "Get vaxxed OR ELSE"?

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: It's KVASS!

All the way from Mother Russia ... it's KVASS!

We will drink like Tsars!  Nostrovia!

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THE RALPH REPORT for August 2nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Tales from the Weekend! We drink KVASS like a couple of Cossacks! Nostrovia! The MEAT SLAPPER is BACK! And, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the spectacular...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, July 30th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY makes a little girl's birthday VERY SPECIAL! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE!  The GARMY GAME SHOW! Meet the virtual TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, a devilish V...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, July 29th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ooh, we're gonna FIX YOUR WAGON! More musical magic from QUEEN J! The joy of the P-SPOT! And, a salute to the maker of the GREATEST XMAS PRESENT EVER! (Hey, good looki...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 28th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! More magic from SARAH BRAND! And, a great ONE-HIT WONDER from way DOWN UNDER!

2021-07-28 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Bring home JACKPOT THE CLOWN!

The newest "Drawn in 60 Seconds" art can be ALL yours!

"JACKPOT THE CLOWN" can star in your personal nightmares!

This week, the Garmy is called upon to...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, July 27th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Our tongues are TWISTED! The TIGER KING is getting rich behind bars! It's NATIONAL TAKE YOUR PANTS FOR A WALK DAY! And, we salute that new musical sensation, SARAH BRA...

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The latest 4 STAR "Watch Party" LIVESTREAM!

Hey 4 STAR GENERALS!

Come watch us record TRR LIVE!

MONDAY, JULY 26TH at 7PM!

Come join us! We get lonely!

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Popeyes Nuggets!

We review the new Popeyes Chicken Nuggets that drop tomorrow!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 26th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The ZOO OF TERROR welcomes its newest creatures! The tale of BLACK BART! And, we weigh in with our reviews of the new POPEYES CHICKEN NUGGETS on "Munchin' Monday"!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, July 23rd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Gold medal movies from the VIDEO VAULT! Another chance to WIN on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, Eddie meets the Internet's most CAPABLE actor!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, July 22nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's MAC & CHEESE MILKSHAKES 2.0! Time to make some of that sweet XMAS SONG MONEY! What is the HOT WIFE craze all about? And, we KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! (Happy birthday,...

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4 STARS! Come watch us! LIVE!

Time for the 4 STAR GENERALS to sit with us in the Batcave as we record TRR!

Wednesday, July 21st at 7pm!

Come watch us record THE RALPH REPORT...

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The new GARMY comic book : THE CREW!

It's the latest cover for GARMY COMIC from brilliant GARMY member, Jaden Miller! (Follow him on Instagram: @JadenMillerArt)

Featuring Steve Ashton as THE CREW!

From Jaden:

"It's f...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 21, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : SEX in the news! It's a spiritual ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! The magic of LOGAN'S RUN! And, a salute to miniature GOLF! 

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, July 20th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The Garmy raises big cash for a great CHARITY! A looney TV TUNES TUESDAY! How to ride a bike! And, HAPPY WORLD JUMP DAY!

2021-07-20 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Mac & Cheese MILKSHAKES!

HOMEMADE Mac & Cheese flavored MILKSHAKES?!

Seemed like a good idea at the time ...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 19th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : "Frightening Tales of the Weekend!" Chicken worth getting stabbed for! An age-old musical mystery is SOLVED! And, we don't need no fancy gourmet ice cream, we've got H...

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Own a piece of GD MF Myrtle Beach!

As heard in the classic Sunny Ledfurd song! You can be the proud owner of an actual AIR-BRUSHED T-SHIRT right from the holiday paradise that is MYRTLE BEAC...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, July 16th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Hey, "Good Buddy", we got TRUCKER movies from the VIDEO VAULT! Bad celebrity "Alexa" voices!  We're doin' the RIVERDANCE! And, is the next step a MAC & CHEESE...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, July 15th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The latest TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! A salute to BOBBY JAMES AND THE CRITTERS! CHRISTMAS in JULY! And, SEX UNIVERSITY might BREAK you! 

2021-07-15 07:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post

4 STARS! Wanna watch TRR LIVE?!

Let's try this again ....

Hey 4 STARS! Watch us record TRR live!

This THURSDAY, JULY 15TH at 7pm!

See us do the thing we do UNEDITTED AND UNFILTE...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, July 14th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's TIME(X) for ONE-HIT WONDEER WEDNESDAY! Beware the ZOO OF TERROR! And, we salute the GOLDEN ARCHES! TRR is back to FULL POWER, baby!

2021-07-14 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

TRR FLASHBACK: July 13th ... 2018!

Well, gang, a massive power failure in the Batcave screwed us over, and unfortunately, it prevented us from dropping a new show today. 

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: The Taco Taste Test!

BURGER KING vs JACK IN THE BOX!

Who makes the best worst taco?!

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LIVESTREAM 4 STAR "Watch Party"!

CANCELED

Sorry, gang. No electricity at Casa de Garman means a show can't be assembled in time for tonight's LIVESTREAM.

We'll reschedule for a day later this week.<...

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Eddie's VASECTOMY!

Here's your chance to go BALLS DEEP with Eddie Pence!

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G-D M-F MYRTLE BEACH!

Eddie Pence's' love letter to MYRTLE BEACH!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, July 12th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We're BAAAAACK! Say hello to the NEWLY STERILE Eddie Pence! Our reviews of BLACK WIDOW! And, it's a TACO TASTE TEST between BURGER KING vs JACK IN THE BOX!

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