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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 27th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We say "There it is!" to another ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE featuring THE WHO and PEAKY BLINDERS! And, our salute to ANDRE THE GIANT!

2021-01-27 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

Kuperman's PIANO MAN!

John Kuperman listened to Mike Surber's version of "Piano Man" from our 3rd anniversary episode, and he has "feelings" ...

Here's Kuperman's response!

Well I turned The Ralph Report on ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 26th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Today's TV TUNES TUESDAY will drive you bananas! Someone could win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) on the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, a MILLION DOLLAR IDEA is b...

MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Poutine!

A taste treat from our neighbors to the north!

The finest in Québécois cuisine!

It's POUTINE!

TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round FOUR

It's 2021!  Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!

Who do you like better between these two GODDESSES?

2021-01-25 08:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 25th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie tries a little Canadian cuisine on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!  Who's hunting BIGFOOT? And, another battle in the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS!

2021-01-25 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

"The Gar Man" by Mike Surber

So may folks have asked for Mike Surber's brilliant song the he wrote to celebrate the 3rd anniversary of THE RALPH REPORT ... so, here it is!

Many thanks to Mike (and a few ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 22nd, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's our 3rd ANNIVERSARY and our 700th EPISODE! To celebrate, we've got new music from MIKE SURBER! JAY BUSBEE from Yahoo Sports! &nb...

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 21st, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton reports from the new STAR WARS set in the UK! (Or does he?) We dive deep into the REAR ADMIRAL'S REAR! And, people confess the strangest places they've ha...

Congratulations to the new REAR ADMIRAL!

Attention Garmy! 

Please salute the newly inaugurated REAR ADMIRAL of THE RALPH REPORT, Edwin Pence!

(Pictured here being sworn in on a bag of dinosaur "chick nugs")

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 20th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : You will love (or hate) our ONE-HIT WONDER from the 90's! The most expensive BATMAN comic in history! The UK UPDATE with Steve Ashton! And, we inaugurate our new Rear ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 19th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : New creatures for the TRR "ZOO OF TERROR"! The greatest TV TUNES TUESDAY that you've NEVER heard of! And, the invention that will change SEX as we know it ... FOREVER!...

Munchin' BABA GANOUSH!

It's Eddie VS Eggplant with this Lebanese treat!

BABA GANOUSH!

TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round THREE

It's 2021!  Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!

Who do you like better between these two GODDESSES?

2021-01-18 08:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 18th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's Eddie VS Eggplant when we eat some BABA GANOUSH on "Munchin' Monday"! Ralph's final instructions on how to dispose of his corpse! And, the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS ...

Beware this SCAMMER!

I've made it! I am officially famous enough to extort! LOL Anyway, please disregard "officialralphfan" on @instagram

App...

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 15th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The VIDEO VAULT gets political! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NFL PLAYOFFS! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE!  And, PLEASE SWING RESPONSIBLY! 

2021-01-15 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

LET'S HANG OUT! (Virtually, of course ...)

We're gonna drink, smoke, and fool around!

Join us and your fellow Garmy members for some laughter and companionship!

(And, maybe a few rounds of 2 TRUTHS AND A LIE!)

THIS SATURDA...

THIRSTY THURSDAY: Butterbeer!

THIRSTY THURSDAY is back in 2021!

Join our Garmy mocktail wizard, Karl, in conjuring up a magically delicious drink!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 14th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Celebrities that are just awful people! The update on the TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS! And, we've got you PEGGED on today's SEX UNIVERSITY!

2021-01-14 08:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 13th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We finally, kinda, sorta, understand Bitcoin! We've got the Hulk's THEME SONG, too!  And, MAYBE it's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! (Okay, it's definitely is.)  2021-01-13 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 12th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : One of the most MYSTERIOUS cartoons of all time on TV TUNES TUESDAY! Another story from "Sex In The News"! Happy "Kiss A Ginger" Day! And, why do all the songs about S...

MUNCHIN' FRY SAUCE!

A surprise treat for Eddie from UTAH!

TOURNAMENT OF THE GODS: Round TWO

It's 2021!  Time to find a new god for a new year on TRR!

Who do you like better between these two GODDESSES?

2021-01-11 08:15:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 11th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Christmas isn't over yet! The mighty Conan wields his sword again! A surprise MUNCHIN' MONDAY for Eddie! And, ROUND TWO of the "Tournament of the GODS"!

2021-01-11 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 8th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton brings the UK UPDATE! More movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! We play "FAIRY TALE or PORN TITLE"! And, the HISTORY OF BUBBLE GUM!

2021-01-08 08:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let's party!

The first virtual cocktail party of 2021!

Join us Saturday, January 9th, 2021 at 3pm (PST)!

The whole GARMY is invited!

2021-01-08 04:34:38 +0000 UTC View Post

BOBBY MOYNIHAN on TRR!

One of the stars of the new NBC sitcom, MR. MAYOR! 

It's BOBBY MOYNIHAN on THE RALPH REPORT!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 7th, 2021

On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We do one last DEEP dive into 2020 on SEX UNIVERSITY! “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark”! And, a visit with BO...