On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Happy birthday to SYLVESTER STALLONE!!! KANYE WEST can go straight to HELL! And, it's pickled herring and mustard sauce on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!!!
2020-07-06 11:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Thanks for letting me take a few days off!
Here's something to keep your earholes warm ... A flashback to July 3rd, 2019!
Come play "remember when" with me and gu...
2020-07-03 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhile I'm away, here's a flashback to ONE YEAR AGO today with me and special guest-vice-host, Kari!
The world was SO much simpler then ... *sigh*
LMB!
2020-07-02 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We pay tribute to the great CARL REINER! Also, it's CANADA DAY! So, we salute our neighbors to the north with a round of "SMALL CANADIAN TOWN OR SEX TERM", and we get ...
2020-07-01 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Boys and Girls!
I just wanted to remind you that, for some of you, Patreon will begin charging sales tax on a portion of your monthly pledge for The Ralph Report....
2020-06-30 21:07:54 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We take you on a ride for TV TUNES TUESDAY! The great CHICKEN NUGGET disaster! A tale of COMIC BOOK love and loss! And, HAPPY MAI TAI DAY! Aloha!
2020-06-30 11:01:02 +0000 UTC
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This "Munchin' Monday" we're chowing down on RAW CORN like a couple of animals!!
2020-06-29 11:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : A new creature to worry about from our ZOO OF TERROR! We salute the first PREGNANT MAN! Eddie's tales of KINDERGARTEN TRAUMA! And, "Munchin' Monday" featuring RAW CORN...
2020-06-29 11:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : HAIL SHEZMU! We deliver three movie picks circa 1985 from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! A kinky TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK! And, Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS!
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Saturday, June 27th, at 3pm!
It's a VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!
Me, Eddie, Steve, Kari, and ... YOU!
ALL GARMY GENERALS ARE INVITED!
See you then!
2020-06-26 00:30:10 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : San Diego COMIC-CON news! We explore EXHIBITIONISM and VOYEURISM on Sex. U.! And, is this the LOCH NESS MONSTER?! (SPOILERS: No. Stop it.)
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Today's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY is a real bitch! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks NASCAR! Steve Ashton with his UK UPDATE! And, more sightings of CELEBRITIES IN THE...
2020-06-24 11:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : We salute a very heroic theme song on TV TUNES TUESDAY! The GARMY's stories of sighting CELEBRITIES IN THE WILD! And, what exactly is "HEAD CHEESE"?!
2020-06-23 11:01:01 +0000 UTC
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We're drinking milkshakes made from potatoes on MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
2020-06-22 15:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : More HOVERCRAFT love! The world's most expensive GUITAR! Some FATHERLY advice! And, we finally try POTATO milkshakes on this MUNCHIN' MONDAY!
2020-06-22 11:01:01 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Debunking crazy myths about McDonald's ("Potato shakes"?) with Chef Mike Haracz! More movie picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Steve Ashton! Superhero podcasts! A...
2020-06-19 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Join me, Eddie, Steve, Kari and your fellow GARMY members!
All the generals are welcome!
See you on Sat., June 20th at 3pm (PST)
LMB!
2020-06-19 02:24:37 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : How are ZOOS dealing with COVID-19? The new GOOP candle! We check the health of a beloved MUPPET! And, the truth about "sexsomnia" or SLEEP SEX!
2020-06-18 12:00:36 +0000 UTC
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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Get your hands on today's tune for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton with his UK UPDATE! Happy birthday, DOCTOR WHO! And, the "Father's Day" edition of THE GARMY ...
2020-06-17 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie SINGS FOR YOU! The theme song on today's TV TUNES TUESDAY is humble and lovable! We get to the bottom of "SHAKEGATE"! And, HAPPY FUDGE DAY! (A special shout-out ...
2020-06-16 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We were TOLD we were going to love TURKISH DELIGHT ...
2020-06-15 12:02:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph and Eddie went to a bar in the real world! Unique FATHER'S DAY gift ideas! The REAL story behind "The Natural"! And, we were told we were going to LOVE "Turkish ...
2020-06-15 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : The DIRTIEST '30's SONG yet! Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE with "Peaky Blinders" and 007 news! And, more cinematic classics from deep inside our TRR VIDEO VAULT!
It's another TRR VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY!!!!
COME JOIN US!
Saturday, June 13th at 3pm (pacific time)
All the Garmy is invited!
Just click the link and jump on with us!
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2020-06-12 02:48:27 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Ralph has a FONT-PHOBIA! We salute a "Duke", a "Doc" and a "Dusty" on the anniversary of their passing! And, a SEX UNIVERSITY class that's guaranteed to make Eddie CRI...
2020-06-11 12:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : GOOD NEWS! It's safe to dance to this week's ONE-HIT WONDER! Also, a behind-the-scenes look at Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Plus, more of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! And, the...
2020-06-10 12:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Eddie SINGS! Ralph's MANSCAPING is in YOUR HANDS! A monstrous TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, a brand new TRR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK!
2020-06-09 12:00:03 +0000 UTC
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We're eating RATTLESNAKE MEAT on today's "Munchin' Monday"!
2020-06-08 12:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT : Making plans for a post-quarantine ORGY! More music from THE DIRTY '30s! The mystery of WOMBAT POOP! And, we're eating RATTLESNAKE MEAT on today's "Munchin' Monday"! 2020-06-08 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
On today's THE RALPH REPORT : More recommendations for your locked down viewing pleasure from the TRR VIDEO VAULT! And, we squeeze in another song from THE DIRTY '30s! 2020-06-05 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post