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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, November 7th, 2018

Today's show: Whatever with the midterm election results, we give you complete coverage of the MISS BUM BUM 2018 contest! A listener chooses this Wednesday's ONE-HIT WONDER! More with VO legend, "Brai...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, November 6th, 2018

On today's show: We celebrate the return of the SPICE GIRLS with our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! We raise awareness about men's health with MOVEMBER! (www.movember.com) We talk more to this week's...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, November 5th, 2018

Today's show: Killer licorice, loony fanboys, and fake Christmas music! Plus, the "stripper song" Hall Of Fame! And, Part One of this week's celebrity interview with voice-over acting powerhouse, (and...

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The final MERCH-tober Madness entries!

Scroll down to vote!

From Gemma:

From James: 

2018-11-02 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, November 2nd, 2018

Today's show: Feliz Día de los Muertos! Head into the weekend with an update from our own very funny Brit, Mr. Steve Ashton! Also, Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports takes a look at the NFL! A look at this...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, November 1st, 2018

HAPPY NOVEMBER! Today's show: Rambo still kicks ass! Phone sex with Eddie! And, the authors of the awesome new kids' book, Eleanor Wyatt, Princess and Pirate!

2018-11-01 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

"The Bondage Mask"!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Celebrate the holiday with this "lost" (and surprisingly kinky) song by the genius behind "The Monster Mash"! (As featured on today's THE RALPH REPORT!)

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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October, 31st, 2018

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Your ghost stories get debunked in "RALPH GARMAN: GHOST (story) BUSTER"! We thank the man who invented the doorbell for making "TRICK OR TREAT" possible! ...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 30th, 2018

Today's show: It's the 200th episode of THE RALPH REPORT! And, we celebrate with a pro and con debate about "texting your ex"! Also, a visit from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! A...

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MERCH-tober MADNESS

From James File:


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BONUS AUDIO! Complete DR. DREW interview!

Dr. Drew Pinksy, complete and uncut.

Enjoy!

-RG


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THE RALPH REPORT is going to be LIVE on stage again!

After the success of that first LIVE recording of THE RALPH REPORT, we all wanted to do it again as soon as possible, and lucky for us, our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton is coming back to the states ...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 29th, 2018

Today's show: This weekend's TOP TEN films at the box office! What it means when the COPS BUST YOU IN YOUR DREAMS! We bridge the culture gap between the US and the UK with "ASK A BRIT"! And, HAPPY OAT...

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Additional MERCH-tober poll ENTRIES ...



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Newest MERCH-tober Madness poll

Scroll to the end to vote for your favorite!


2018-10-29 02:07:09 +0000 UTC View Post

It's THE RALPH REPORT October live stream event!

Welcome all you 3 & 4 star generals! Join us for today's LIVE STREAM EVENT at NOON today! (PST)

Have your questions ready for Ralph, Eddie and Kari!

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TOMORROW AT NOON (PST)! It's THE RALPH REPORT livestream video event for October!

 

Hi there, boys and girls!

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Mo' MERCH-tober Madness!

From Jennifer Kennedy:

From Wesley Nike:

2018-10-26 13:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 26th, 2018

HAPPY PUMPKIN DAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A look at WEEK 8 of the NFL season with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, checks in! All the weekend's NEW MOVIES! And w...

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RALPH REPORT REMINDER! Don't forget there's a LIVESTREAM video chat this SATURDAY! This Saturday, there's a livestream video chat for 3 and 4 Star generals!

Hi there, boys and girls!

Don't forget there's a RALPH REPORT livestream event, Saturday, October 27th at NOON (Pacific time)! View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 25th, 2018

Today's show: The First Lady of THE RALPH REPORT, Kari Garman, steps in as co-host! More celebrity interview with Dr. Drew Pinsky! We break down last night's episode of SURVIVOR! The origin of another...

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MERCH-tober Madness!

From John Robertson:

From Mat Langford:

2018-10-25 07:21:54 +0000 UTC View Post

More MERCH-tober Madness entries!

From Wendy Jackson:

From Lauren Swearengin:

2018-10-24 13:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, October 24th, 2018

On today's show, you'll hear vice-host Eddie Pence get dangerously close to puking! Also, it turns out that "blackface" and "masturbating in front of strangers" are never good ideas. Plus, more with t...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, October 23rd, 2018

Today's show: A visit from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! Also, what rock star is being sued because he DIDN'T sleep with a fan?! We wish a Happy Birthday to the one and only, Weird Al! And, Part...

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The latest entries in the MERCH Madness contest!

From Gemma Williams:

From John Robertson:

2018-10-22 13:30:59 +0000 UTC View Post

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, October 22nd, 2018

Today's show: More great "MERCH Madness" designs! "Who'd Ralph Play" on last night's FAMILY GUY? The subconscious meaning behind your DREAMS! And, HAPPY NUT DAY! 

2018-10-22 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post

More voting for MERCH Madness! (Take a look and scroll down to vote)


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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, October 19th, 2018

Today's show: An update from our man in the UK, Steve Ashton! With a NYPD BLUE sequel, can the return of "Officer Gruden" be far behind? Another round of "Who'd Ralph Play", the Disney Edition! And al...

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, October 18th, 2018

Today show: Do you know what to do when you're in an EARTHQUAKE?! A salute to the ultimate comfort food, the CUPCAKE! Mr. and Mrs. G break down last night's SURVIVOR! And, the sexual science behind wo...

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