Being a human is weird. I have weird feelings. I have a weird body. I have weird hands and weird eyes. At least you’re here with me, guy. Looking up to the monk and then back to Madison, I wonder...
2021-03-24 08:14:39 +0000 UTC View PostWhen wielding a dagger: Allows you to sense where a monster’s heart is located.
Gain an implicit knowled...
2021-03-23 10:48:23 +0000 UTC View Post“Thook-thook. Thook-thook. Thook-thook.”
I mouth out the sounds that I hear. My ear is pressed against her chest as she runs up the staircase. Hearts are a weird thing, you kno...
2021-03-23 07:54:34 +0000 UTC View Post“It’s a boss room,” says Jubilee. “There’s one after every sub-section of the dungeon.”
“Sub-section?” asks Fresh, wanting, but not daring to sit down again for fea...
2021-03-22 11:35:17 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not quite sure how long we lay here, surrounded by corpses. Something collapses to our side. A building giving way, as the charred support beams that held it up aloft, collapse as they burn t...
2021-03-22 10:22:35 +0000 UTC View PostFresh leans back against the wall. It’s been about ten minutes since her talk with Jubilee. Her bag is entirely full, stacked full of mushroom-caps and snail-she...
2021-03-21 10:55:50 +0000 UTC View PostI think she’s mad at me. Pulling myself out of the rubble, I get back up and look at Madison. “You okay?” I ask the book clutched tightly in my hand, wiping myself off with the other.
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2021-03-21 07:37:10 +0000 UTC View PostFresh cries as she pulls her hands out of the goblin’s mouth and drops the teeth into the bag.
“This is what I’...
2021-03-20 11:26:28 +0000 UTC View Post*Dunnnng*
I tap the tip of the spear against a pipe
*Kaduuuung*
“What are you doing?” asks Madison with a muffled voice, her...
2021-03-20 07:53:08 +0000 UTC View PostWarning: Things get a bit dark here.
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Fresh looks at the adventurers around them, all carrying their loads on the large bags on the...
2021-03-19 09:42:38 +0000 UTC View PostThere will be two patreon chapters today as I uploaded 2 to RoyalRoad/ScribbleHub because we hit spot 32 in trending! I know I already ask a lot of you all already, but please consider rating the s...
2021-03-19 08:57:35 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re confused, I know you are, guy. I run. But that’s okay. That’s okay! We all get a little mixed up sometimes, we get a little itchy in the brain sometimes, haha! Why am I here? I run thr...
2021-03-19 07:18:11 +0000 UTC View Post“Let’s go!” says Fresh, her eyes gleaming with excitement.
“Uh? Like hell? Sit your pasty ass back down,” snaps Jubilee back at her. “You aren’t leaving this room unt...
2021-03-18 11:01:51 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re walking again, crossing back over the bridge of white-magic that the priestess made to span the gap. She knows how to make horizontal platforms, I’ll have to ask her some time about that....
2021-03-18 08:01:24 +0000 UTC View PostA flurry of snow and blurred rocks and white-buried trees flies past them as they dash down the sparsely visible winter-covered road that winds through the mountain-pass. A waving flash of color ma...
2021-03-17 13:45:16 +0000 UTC View PostFor the first time since she was reborn, Fresh takes off her boots and sets them to the side by the door. Feeling a great sense of freedom and satisfaction coming over her tired mind, a yawn overpo...
2021-03-17 08:36:33 +0000 UTC View PostI’m getting really tired of telling you this, guy. Honestly, it’s really starting to make me sick that you aren’t listening to me, even after all of this time. I really wish you’d get it to...
2021-03-17 08:17:47 +0000 UTC View PostFresh’s legs feel weak as their next task now stands before them. Her arms strained and shaking from the weight of the loot that she is carrying, as they stand together in front of the door to th...
2021-03-16 11:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s nowhere to go, they’re trapped with the cluster of houses just behind them that build an enclosed, tight half-ring. The only path available is one too thin for him to go through, thinks...
2021-03-16 10:58:34 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t help but feel like a bag of potatoes being jostled around, as she one-handedly carries me over her shoulder, sprinting down the long-hallway. I guess that’s a high level monk for you, n...
2021-03-16 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post"Hey, how do I get a class?" asks Fresh.
Jubilee looks at her, eyeing her up and down. "Ah... I don't know if you're cut out for it really..."
"Pleeeeeease!" begs ...
2021-03-15 11:36:35 +0000 UTC View PostObviously I died. The hydra got me good, guy.
I float.
But still, I had a lot of fun as a valkyrie. Though I don’t want to do it again so soon, truth be told. Ma...
2021-03-15 08:18:22 +0000 UTC View PostFresh looks at the blue-cloud gate of the dungeon that the two of them stand in-front of. It has grown to later in the day now, the afternoon having started about an hour ago and the city is as bus...
2021-03-14 11:15:25 +0000 UTC View PostAs we stare at each other, its giant eyes each the length of my full body enveloping me. As I stand before its lowered gaze, I can’t help but wonder; how do we pay to feed this thing? I never kne...
2021-03-14 07:39:00 +0000 UTC View Post“Huh?” Fresh looks around at the empty, square room, somewhat lost.
“Joining the guild makes you an official adventurer instead of just some schmuck from the streets. But the...
2021-03-13 09:55:12 +0000 UTC View PostHallow, hallow! I am blessed, truly by the divine. Truly I have been chosen. I walk towards the edge of the pit and look down at the hole that so much sand cascades down into. There, deep down belo...
2021-03-13 07:53:10 +0000 UTC View Post“Are you okay?” asks Tango, sounding worried. Pen grumbles under the jacket, the front of it shifting, as she crosses her arms beneath it. The glass bauble zooms around and her ears twitch at t...
2021-03-12 15:49:54 +0000 UTC View PostEverything is quiet. Pen opens her eyes, everything hurts again. Her head is pounding and her arms ache, she is sitting upside down, her neck tucked inwards, as her lower body presses down on her f...
2021-03-12 15:20:33 +0000 UTC View PostOnce they breach the second floor, Fresh looks around at the odd space that is above the tavern below. She had expected perhaps some sort of hallway lined with doors, or maybe a large quarter fille...
2021-03-12 10:33:03 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not sure for how long I sit there, clutching the legs of the skeleton who was sleeping eternally not ten minutes before all of this, only to be awoken by this particular mess that I am. All o...
2021-03-12 08:01:56 +0000 UTC View Post