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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 158 - Insanity

Serene lake. Picturesque forest. Cozy hut, with the smell of roasting meat wafting out through the slightly open door. 

Freddy turned around, failing to find the portal he had just stepp...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 157 - Beware the Reflection

[AUTHOR'S NOTE]
My head hurts. I'm exhausted

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 156 - Corpse of Justice

A few miles away from Valhalla, in the middle of the desolate woods, a loud puff of air echoed between the trees as a buck-naked man with black, web-shaped burns all across his body appeared out of...

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A very important update

Here is a mirror of the update post so you don't have to visit Royal Road:

Before I get started, quick disclaimer: the story isn't ending or being dropped or anything like that. Don't worry....

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 155 - Bluff

Freddy sprinted through the hallway, asking anyone he came across whether they spotted Lucas. 

His peers had no idea where he was. 

His trainers had no clue where he’d gone....

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 154 - Love and Hatred

“Who the hell are you!? Get out of my damn office!” Thor shouted as he threw a stapler at Freddy, hitting him square in the chest. 

Freddy gave him an unamused look.

Thor crack...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 153 - Peace

Everyone liked money. Even those who pretended like they didn’t still enjoyed things money could buy.

When Freddy bought a round of drinks for everyone at that bar, he hadn’t expected muc...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 152 - Reputation

Not everyone was capable of coping with the terrors of human cruelty. Even when Valhalla’s raids went perfectly, there was always a large number of people who needed a drink. Or two. Or enough to...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 151 - Treachery

Charlie King watched from his perch on a nearby building as Freddy Cliff proceeded to completely obliterate the defenses of their raid target in a single move. 

He watched the shockwave ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 150 - Billionaire

Freddy held on to what was left of his arm, sighing and extracting the spark of undeath from his storage ring. 

Surrounded by a sea of monster corpses, he had no shortage of fresh meat t...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 149 - Skull. Slave. Vanisher.

[Author's Note]
Yeah, about that confidence. Lmao. Suffice it to say this was the single worst illness I've ever had in my life. Not only wasn't it close to ending last Saturday, it had been onl...

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Sorry for the missed uploads. I have been super sick this week

As per the title, I had spent my jolly holly Christmas time bed-locked and fighting a pretty extreme fever. My wife had it even worse.

Thought I could crank some words out today at least, bu...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 148 - Haunted

Freddy woke up. 

There was no alarm shackled around his head. Yet, a single look at the clock confirmed he had woken up on time. 

Whether it was just conditioning, or his body...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 147 - Pushing the Boundaries

Freddy swung the door open, walked into Thor’s office, and sat on the chair right in front of Big Man himself. 

“Hey there, Fred,” Thor greeted him with a raised eyebrow. “You ne...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 146 - Crimson Dragon Scales

Bloodshed sat on the ground, surrounded by the five vials. 

Freddy waited a bit further away from it, quietly watching the process. 

After a few minutes of focusing, Bloodshed...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 145 - Cheater

Five vials of blood waited on the stony ground below Freddy’s feet. 

Bloodshed stood, clearly agitated, as it moved its bony claws over the vials.

Freddy gulped, nervously waitin...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 144 - Power Tablet

Freddy walked into Thor’s office, and as soon as the two men made eye contact, they both sighed. 

“Welcome back,” Thor said, raising his eyebrows with a strained smile. “How is y...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 143 - Capitalism

[AUTHOR'S NOTE]
Yellow there, fellas!

Sorry for the skipped chapter upload, I am currently moving and it's a fucking pain in my goddamn ass. I thought I'd have more time to crank some cha...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 142 - The Power of Money

Back when Freddy was sixteen, while still working in the warehouse, he mostly kept to himself. Stack boxes, sort items, take inventory. Stack boxes, sort items, take inventory. 

Stack bo...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 141 - What Would You Sell Yourself For?

Noah held his hand on Sophia’s head, slowly observing whatever was happening within. 

Freddy stood to the side, anxiously watching the examination. 

Throughout the whole thi...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 140 - Treatment

[AUTHOR'S NOTE]
Hello there, boys and gals!

You might have noticed that I ended up skipping an upload last week, so I'd like to apologize for that! The recent chapters have been quite chu...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 139 - Catching Up

Freddy gently knocked on the door. A voice reached from within the room. “Please, enter.”

He took a deep breath and pushed the door open. He walked into the room and closed the door behin...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 138 - The Executioner

While Thor maintained the stance that Freddy was to keep an open mind and listen, the man never dictated what he should do. In fact, in many cases, all Thor did was point an issue out and force him...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 137 - Omnipotence

Thor wasn’t a soft man, and he certainly wasn’t a gentle trainer. While the man’s assistance was priceless, his methods were brutal, and he had no qualms about using force to reshape Freddy...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 136 - Total Mess

In the private section of Valhalla’s headquarters, a shirtless Freddy stood in the middle of a testing chamber. From impact alloy targets to dummies to other training equipment, this was the most...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 135 - The Idol

Freddy watched Thor’s reaction. Just judging by the man’s facial expressions, it was obvious in just what order the pieces were setting.

The man’s eyes first widened when he realized th...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 134 - Secrets

Freddy sat in Thor’s office, maintaining a neutral expression. He had just finished retelling the events inside the dungeon. Of course, this was a very… redacted version of the real story. ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 133 - Warrior King

Hellen screamed as she jumped to her feet, nearly running out of the room. Some sort of strange, ethereal light had appeared above her unconscious son, and a moment later, a small pouch dropped on ...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 132 - Ego

Freddy watched the crimson red pool on Lucas’s throat. The sight of it made the world slow to a crawl. “No!” he shouted as he launched himself forward, pushing past several soldiers trying to...

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[1% LIFESTEAL] Chapter 131 - Cornered

Atop the tower, Freddy swung a large ballista bolt around, pushing off a number of men who were trying to climb up, cracking skulls and shattering bones in the process. 

The ballista bol...

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